User talk:Djdorama

The entire cast of Full House: Season 1 wishes you luck during your time here.

Hey there Djdorama, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like it here. If not, I'm sure life will go on elsewhere. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends. We are not Myspace, or Facebook. Also, we don't care which of your friends is gay/a douche/an ass. That's called cyberbullying, and we don't like that here either.
• How to be funny and not just stupid. This is not an insult. Please read it. I personally read it twice before I edited anything.

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, I started my first article, Thou in my userspace (User:The Woodburninator/Thou) before moving it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on Johnny Depp. You could create this in your userspace as User:Djdorama/JohnnyDepp) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. If you want or need some help, just browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page. In closing, enjoy your time here. Just wipe your feet on the rug before you leave. You don't want to get the outside world all muddy, now do you? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 23:03, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Tis' The Season

PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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Yet Another Award

You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra which is only slightly scratched. Rabbi Techno

Yeah, consider yourself adopted

I'll be around if you need anything. is there anything now you need a bit of help with?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:23, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

You can also add this to your userpage:

Short guide from "Pa"

Hi, I've knocked together a bit of a guide, not official, but hopefully something to help you out. I haven't seen you about much, so I hope you'll be back soon. Here it is:Sycamore's Newbie Guide. Hope it helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:19, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Articles in userspace

Hi there - you asked about starting an article in your userspace, it's nice and easy just create User:Djdorama/An article title of some kind. A good way can be from your userpage, just add a /article title at the end of the adress and a message will come up asking wheter you want to create it. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:28, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Here's your chance. If you didn't care (ha ha ha) you wouldn't have responded

Here's my quote. Go ahead, rip me a new one.--    23:37, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Guess what, You are not the arbiter of all that is funny. At least I have enough sense to recognize that I'm not either and not vote down articles that others enjoy without a good reason

Don't respond to DrStrange again

You've both expressed your opinions fully and all that's going on now is stupid bickering. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:37, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

... WTF??? You know what... SCREW YOUR GRANDPA!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:42, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks from Pa

Big thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:21, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Article

I've moved it here. Hope its alright:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:24, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

NBT!!

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie™ and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie™ They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

Thanks for the vote!--    12:10, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

 In gratitude for your vote  

  The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"  

Understandably, you voted for my article for featuring. Although your "for" vote was not extraordinary, as the article's genius was beyond question, it is still appropriate to acknowledge your dutiful participation in the process.

So, in gratitude for your vote, I will dedicate my next common typographical error to you. Thank you.

The following common typographical errors are available for this honor. Please indicate below this template which one you would like me to dedicate to your user name.

Typing "teh" for "the"

The old e/space swap; i.e. "ther eis" for "there is"

Confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock", again

Typing "Soluble fish" for "aaaand double drat!"

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed. --CheddarBBQ

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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed. --CheddarBBQ

Don't respond to yourself again!

Greetings From Four Corners!! Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

You have been warned!--    14:30, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recent Writer of the Month campaign

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Sir Guildensternenstein

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im a whore

vote for me please--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

For Mahm00shA

Helpful Whoring-- Whore cHeDDaR 19:15,6May,2009