User talk:CrabPope
Welcome![edit source]
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead[edit source]
Might I make the suggestion that you move it to UnBooks? RabbiTechno 12:24, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
- ...Hey... —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:28, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
A compliment for you[edit source]
Dude Where Art Mine Horse & Carriage = FUCKING BRILLIANT. Haha, great job, man.
Thanks man, I like your edits, particularly the 'lively jig' bit --CrabPope 22:42, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship[edit source]
I want to VFH this, but I really don't want to have to review it, I've read it and I can't see anything wrong with it, have corrected some spellings here. Dutchies is Duchies without the T. Veneral is Venereal. Seperates is Separates. Amarous is Amorous. Wierd is weird. Terible is Terrible. Addresed is Addressed. Immediatley is Immediately. Practise is Practice. So can I VFH without review? --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 00:23, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes, please do! Thanks for pointing out the spelling errors. But I think 'Dutchies' is correct because he's referring to Dutch people.--CrabPope 08:09, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Ah, in that case it is right, made up word though. Will VFH now. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 09:51, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Cheers, I owe you one mate.--CrabPope 10:11, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Lord Sauron[edit source]
I really enjoyed doing the images for this article and though I am probably biased, I would like to VFH it. I saw that you've had it reviewed so I didn't want to nominate it if you are not totally done. It is a really good concept. Do you want any more pictures for it? --Dame 10:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, I think the article could still use some work, I made it longer and changed some stuff, I think I'm going to pee review it again. Is it ok If I VFP the 'Council of Sauron' image, it always makes me laugh when I look at it.--CrabPope 12:27, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, thanks, I'm really proud of that one. Let me know when you're done with the article and I'll definitely nominate it. --Dame 12:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Dude[edit source]
User:CrabPope/Foreign Accent Syndrome I moved if for ya as you created it in the wrong place by mistake. MrN 18:50, Mar 21
thankyou --CrabPope 19:44, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Douche[edit source]
Hey, you. I have a huge penis. Hey, I guess you want to thank me for allowing you to read something by me. Unfortunately for you, I am currently having sex with your girlfriend. |
--MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Congrats Dexter! --CrabPope 11:55, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks CrabPope. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:14, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Hey fellow Colonizer![edit source]
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=Great_Britain%2FColonization&diff=3751480&oldid=3751478
Here's the thing. You should either go with "bought for as little as" or "sold for as much as" if you see what I'm getting at. "Bought for as much as" doesn't really sound like something anybody would say. I like what you've started there though, just make sure it remains consistent with the rest of the article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:39, 3 Apr
Wait, so sold for as much as is fine, but bought for as much as is wrong? I don't understand. --CrabPope 22:44, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
- It's just kinda poor wording. When people refer to amounts paid they generally try to emphasize the positive. "Sold for as much as" has a positive sound as does "bought for as little as". Whereas "bought for as much as" sounds negative, like you paid a higher price than you should have. Seeing as you finish the sentence with a reference to "economic prosperity" you should keep the previous reference as positive as possible. See what I'm saying? (I'm terrible at explaining things). -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:49, 3 Apr
Well Lah-Dee-Dah mister 'educated' man, I'll change it right away, your majesty ;) --CrabPope 22:53, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Regarding the IC scoreboard[edit source]
Please read the big red text at the top of this and then tell me why you added your own score to it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:16, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
Am I in trouble officer? I added a score because I was not offically a part of the IC when I made my contributions to the Great Britain page. So I could not be awarded points as I was not on the board as I did not realise it existed. I later added my name and a point to the board because Tagstit (sp?) would not be aware of my situation and I didn't think it was worth my or his time mentioning it to him. Sorry. --CrabPope 19:35, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
- It's certainly worth mentioning, since it's his job. You're fine for now, just in the future please come to him or to me (but I'd prefer you go to him) with any issues like this. Welcome to Colonizations! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:55, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
Ok thanks, will do --CrabPope 08:24, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
UnNews:Ugly Scottish woman becomes a star![edit source]
Convince me this is funny, or I'll ICU it soon. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:09, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Did you read the bbc article that I linked?
Basically a very plain woman went on a talent show, and had a good voice. This woman became an 'inspiration' to many people who claim to have cried whilst watching her audition on youtube. The BBC article subtly insults her, I have exaggerted this, and made fun of the elitism and bullshit sympathy of the judges and other media top dogs. Delete it if you really want, I don't mind. --CrabPope 00:06, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
- I'd encourage you to fix it up, if you like. The douche bags you mock deserve yet another UnNews article written about them. cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
OOps! Sorry, I did confuse you with Nachlander... I've posted my comments to him on his talk page. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:03, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Ah so you noticed my ninja fast edit and re-edit, I admire your skill. On another note, Is the article ok now?--CrabPope 01:06, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
Thank you for supporting my recently featured article
Your support is greatly appreciated.
—Guildensternenstein
No problemo --CrabPope 18:45, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
pee[edit source]
hi crab. i've moved Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Joseph Conrad off the queue for now, since it's on VFH. once it gets removed or (hopefully) featured, you can put the review back in the queue if you want more feedback. 20:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Ok thanks for telling me Gerry --CrabPope 22:29, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Danke schön![edit source]
Thank you for supporting my recent Writer of the Month campaign
Your support is greatly appreciated.
—Sir Guildensternenstein
Dearest Crabby...[edit source]
Thank you ...
... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje |
Congradumalations--CrabPope 19:37, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
review[edit source]
hey crab, now that Joseph Conrad has been featured, do you want to put the review back in the queue, or can we deep-six it? 16:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- Deep six it, whatever that means --CrabPope 18:18, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Math thingy[edit source]
Thanks for the VFH offer, but I don't think this is read for VFH yet. 21:56, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
ok, thanks for stopping by --CrabPope 13:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Tweet[edit source]
Mr McElroy says thanks! his blog is teh funnies! 11:44pm May 14th from web tanks for teh voats! 11:45pm May 14th from web
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~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:28 14 May 2009
Being German[edit source]
Well, for someone being born as a German and living as one for an entire lifetime, being German is a thing you start getting used to at some point. It is like a ringing in the ears or an itch you cannot scratch, either you forget it at some point or you go mad. We do without pointy hats most of the time, but we enjoy pointy helmets. Anyway, being German cannot compare to crabbing a pope (or poping a crab, or whatnot). NaturalBornKieler (talk) 21:15, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Der Unwehr[edit source]
Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der Unwehr —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.
To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.
—Guildensternenstein
(template courtesy of CheddarBBQ) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:49, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, you british bastard[edit source]
For adding those images to my article :) now, do a final proofreading and VFH it :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:10 May 22 '09
YESUM --CrabPope 14:06, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey Faggot![edit source]
Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:24, 23 May Dictated; not read.
I've never been so insulted in my entire life, insulted and ... aroused, I'LL DO IT! --CrabPope 18:26, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
An important announcement from your friends at IC.[edit source]
Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!
Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization preojects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?
Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.
Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:04, 6 Jun
Attention Colonizers![edit source]
The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed CrabPope. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:31, 11 Sep
Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit source]
I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:50, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
ATTENTION COLONIZER[edit source]
Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!
EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!
For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 19:38, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM[edit source]
The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!
Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:17, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:42, March 4, 2010 (UTC)
User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 16:53, March 17, 2010 (UTC)
Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit source]
User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 18:28, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Vote now for Colonisation[edit source]
Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,
As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.
As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.
Good luck, and may the farce be with you!
Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC
- Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC
Avast me hearties![edit source]
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again! Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar. Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. |
You're in the Hall of Shame, and your Victorian article was featured[edit source]
And so it was. A great article, congrats on that, and on your newly found shame of being admitted to the Hall of Shame with 3.5 feature articles!! Yay! Aleister 1:58 23-5-'12