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Article: Douche	Score: 10.5 Voters that have such a smaller dick than me. Did I mention my dick was huge? Yeah, it's huge.
Nominated by:	~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:12, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
For: 17.5	Nom +  For. - This makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:12, 14 March 2009 (UTC) For per Zana. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:16, 14 March 2009 (UTC) LMAO. Saberwolf116 21:45, 14 March 2009 (UTC) Forses Just cuz I know guys who are like that.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:00, 15 March 2009 (UTC) Nice I think I went to high school with that guy. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 08:35, 15 March 2009 (UTC) For I do like a good rant. MrN 09:18, Mar 16 FunnyI know this guy. --CrabPope 11:39, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Dexter's first feature?!? It looks it may actually happen... Uncyclopedia will actually disappear. You do realize that, yes? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:53, 16 March 2009 (UTC) For. 173.21.48.14 02:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)  For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 04:16, Mar. 17, 2009  For.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:55, 17 March 2009 (UTC)  For. This shit's so cash. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:09, 17 Mar lol sure -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:48, 18 March 2009 (UTC) For. -- Mitch 05:07, 18 March 2009 (UTC) For. 12.206.120.207 20:34, 23 March 2009 (UTC) For. 24.222.69.42 22:54, 26 March 2009 (UTC) For This is like every guy I date.  TALK  FRESH MEAT  ♥ talk to me 07:08 27 March 2009 For. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:01, 27 March 2009 (UTC) Douche Pretty damn good re-write. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:18, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Against: 7	Against If I wanted to read that I'd have read someones myspace blog. (3 edits later) --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 13:52, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Against. Not funny. Not at all. Six horses farting simultaneously are funnier. bebelusul12@yahoo.com 20:55, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Hahaha... Can't .. haha.. stop hah laughing. Six horses farting simultaneously - so simple! Hahaha. Man I must either be really tired or I've seen to much family guy. Sadly but thruthfully; great joke! --Kit talk 07:04 21 March I'm just not feeling the humor here. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 02:23, 18 March 2009 (UTC) against. eh, a little too hateful towards the reader. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:51, 18 March 2009 (UTC) Against. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:20, Mar 18 Against. Per Gerrycheevers. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:38, 18 March 2009 (UTC)  Against.. I was more disturbed by the link to Me on the page ! All that writing in coloured pixels..hmmm. --Romartus 19:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. overkill Mnb'z 03:40, 16 March 2009 (UTC) Um... I'm just going to point something out about Cocogloriabz, namely this users contributions to the site. They included, and are limited to: 1. The creation of their user page on Oct. 25, 2008, & this vote. Just saying... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:59, 17 March 2009 (UTC) I used to read this site for years before I started contributing, it doesn't really mean anything the IP should flag up anywho. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 21:57, 17 March 2009 (UTC) Hey. Is anyone else going to vote for???? You know you want to... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:20, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

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