User talk:OpenFaceSurgery

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Award

emc has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Your first award. Keep up the good work. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:40, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

A blessing

Thanks for your support in my nomination for admin, I don't know what I did, but I'll try to keep doing it. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:21, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Bucket of Piss

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

Thanks

You have become close to my heart with that rining endoresment of Evil Jesus. Thanks for your contribs and support.

Lapsed Catholics and their Guilt

Armando and I have been talking about a page on this topic, but so far we've both put all our effort into trying to guilt the other one into doing all the work. --  !!! ??? 01:54, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

F@H

14:41, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

American Fundie Magazine

This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit. You're also one of the users who voted for Suburban homeboy, so it's partly your fault that this has been my best couple of months here, ever.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Not a problem, I just vote for the good stuff. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 15:18, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

(It's best to keep replies where the conversation started) It's good to know that some of my stuff is the good stuff. Now I can walk up to undercover cops and say, "Hey, I've got some of the good stuff." That'll be cool.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:26, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Hahaha, be careful with that. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 18:46, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Das Love Boot

Thanks for fixing the German. When I used the interweb translator I had no way to confirm that it was properly translated, except for feeding the German-ized text back into the translator to be re-Englished (which resulted in funny enough mistranslations that, for the most part, I just left them as is).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:23, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A

Super shot, that

Hey OFS, how's it going? Did you actually write "Cricket terminology" or just move it? I'm trying to contact the author to congratulate him or her on some very funny stuff. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 09:56, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I moved it and a bunch of people have been adding stuff from there. It is quite hilarious, though. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:24, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

I guess I must have forgotten to say!

On The Color Problem. Glad you liked it. MrN 19:42, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN 17:28, Dec 6

This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I love it. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 07:17, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Mister OFS sir

Please provide three excuses for that whole sockpuppet issue + 1 pie. Thank you. ~ 21:12, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I stuck it on the J.R. "Bob" Dobbs talk page. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 07:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:54, Dec 17

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:44, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Thanks

Thank You!

Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.

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Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Dec 23

Enjoy!

You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious Currywurst in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM. Extreme caution should be used when eating a mixture of Indian and Wisconsin cuisine. It might just get you killed, or worse yet, give you heartburn. Enjoy

AND

You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM. Extreme caution should be used when drinking or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from children under six.

As per thanks,----Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:38, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Discordian Template Award

This user is a Discordian -- at least in some sense.

Someplace or other I saw you were a Discordian, so you've been awarded this template to use as you will! Add it to your user page. Tattoo it on your bum. Eat it if you get hungry. Do as you will. Miley Spears 04:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)