This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.
I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
This user is NOT Thinkerer As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user is a scary stalker and is probably watching you right now!
This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give
a damn & so should you.
I am OpenFaceSurgery aka Alex (1987-I ain't dead yet motherfuckers). Welcome to my little corner of the nuthouse. I am, as the bottom of this page states, officially Bat Fuck Insane. As well as being an utter loon, I am also from a small state called Rhode Island, and if you ask me to say "park the car" I will inflict grievous pain upon your physical being.
My first real contribution to Uncyclopedia was the addition of two sections to the Evil article, "Effects of Evil" and "Notable Evil People", both of which I tweaked continuously for the next couple hours until I thought they were funny enough. I later cleaned up the Cannibal Corpse page and added a few things to make it funnier. Everything I do here, pretty much, is done for lols. If it's not funny, it ought to be zapped into oblivion. Or, you know, just edited to make it funny.
I have also contributed a few things to Maggie Thatcher's page, the Engrish page, and the Coach Z page. Mostly touch-ups or additions of little jokes. Minor corrections won't be listed, but if I've contributed anything of significance to an article, I'll link to it on the Contributions page.
