User talk:Methamphetamine!
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Who are you again?[edit source]
Welcome back! Pup 12:37 25 Feb '12
- I'm not really that back, just popping in. Methamphetamine Was Here 02:00, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
- It's as exciting as when my mother remembers my birthday. Pup 02:05 25 Feb '12
- Exactly. Unless she has Alzheimer's, then it's not at all. Methamphetamine Was Here 20:44, February 25, 2012 (UTC)
- It's as exciting as when my mother remembers my birthday. Pup 02:05 25 Feb '12
Crystal Meth[edit source]
WEED IS MY ONE TRUE DRUG (and on occasion LSD) --MasterWangs 
01:34, 25 January 2013 (UTC)
- I made this username five years ago, and I've moved onto tar. Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-25 04:57 UTC)
In case you're still alive...[edit source]
Please come back to Uncyclopedia soon or we are coming after you for child support. --EMC [TALK] 16:59 Jun 7 2014
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
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