User talk:Methamphetamine/Archive II

Talk to Uncyclopedia's (self proclaimed) 5th most known stoner!

Welcome to my talk page. Alrighty, then, let's converse.

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The... um... "Re-runs"... of.. um, that's who cares show? Episode One - Who the fuck is Benny Hill?

TV Guide Description: BlueYonder's first thankings, a mysterious package, an adoption, the gayer's picking on me, and the quote.

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Rules! OMFG RLY?

1. All mafia business is not bumped to the top, ever. It will stay at the bottom. For security reasons or whatever.

2. At least read part of this before pretending to be on meth. Namely, Opening Paragraph 2 and Section 5.

3. THIS FUCKING PART STAYS RED AND BLUE, NORMAL TALK IS GREEN AND PURPLE, MAFIA TALK IS BLACK AND GREY WITH WHITE TEXT.

3.5. Regret, there's always the closet.

4. Is that it? Oh, right. Yes, fucking is allowed. After 30 KB(Originally 10 KB), or when all conversations are over, I archive. The stains are still there, though.

Regular Shit

Rape!!!

But you loved it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:52 6 September 2008

Why do you think I wouldn't have? The Ghost of Methamphetamine(18:53 09-6-2008)

I'm insecure, really. I mean maybe I didn't do it right, or I'm not big enough. Or... I dunno. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:55 6 September 2008

Don't be so insecure, then. There's no right or wrong way for that, really. Sire Methamphetamine! 18:58, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

Aw ok, you're my favourit victim now. =D SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:03 6 September 2008

Thanks! Sire Methamphetamine! 19:06, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

So...

I don't mean to pry or anything but I'm curious. You say that you chose to be bi, that's fair enough but I wanna ask do you prefer guys or girls? Like I suppose that could be judged by which you fantasise about most. I just wanted to ask cos sexuality interests me (In the acedemic sense). I mean I identify as gay but I also know that sleeping with a girl wouldn't be the end of the world (just gross!). And also feel free to add me on skype (search "unorian57") and we can chat there if you want (I know for a brief moment you had that number in your sig but phones scare me (well not scare I just don't like them much) so IM would be better.). Erm yeah I hope this doesn't sound creepy at all or whatever. *Shrugs* *does some meth* *Dry humps your leg* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:41 8 September 2008

That wasn't my phone number, that was just random numbers. And if you really want to know, I'm closer to being gay, for 2 reasons. i - Yes, I do fantasize more about guys, and ii) The first person I enjoyed kissing was a guy. Hooray for fun facts! Sire Methamphetamine! 23:26, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh and I appear to have fucked up your talk page slightly. Sorry! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:42 8 September 2008

Well now I'm really glad I didn't call it.

Me Hello, Methamphetamine?

Cindy (or whatever) [groaning] I'm sorry, what?

Me You're Methamphetamine? You sound like girl [chuckles].

Lucy (or something) I am a girl you little tit now what do you want my Methamphetamine for? It's four am!

Me Wait your not his mum are you?

Lou (something like that) What!? I'm only nineteen!

Me Christ lady you started early!

Angry PMS Lady Look you cheeky shite, your not getting my meth and I'm not a mum! Just FUCK OFF!

And then her butch girlfriend comes and beats my head in witha wrench (you know cos all butch lesbians are car mechanics).

And what!? You've done more than fantasise? I'm all jealous now. D: Thanks for sharing. Wait that sounds like gay rehab. Geeze. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:08 9 September 2008

How come when I have a username with a drug name, everything goes apeshit? That was a funny conversation involving people who I have never met, though. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:26, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Well it'd be worrying if you'd met Linsey as she doesn't exist. You've met me though. Kinda. We're aquanted at least? And as for your name it's just a way for people to say "Methamphetamine" without the CIA thinking they're on it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:30 9 September 2008

"OOOOHHH MY GAAAAWWD, YOU'RE AAAAAAALL HOOOOT, LET MEEE COOOOK SOMETHIIING FOR YOU" would give the CIA a clue. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:35, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

Cook something for me? You're so romantic. [smiles coyly] Stop it. [giggles] SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:42 9 September 2008

[giggles along] Why do people say that? Sire Methamphetamine! 00:53, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

[suddenly serious] I dunno maybe cos they've never been kissed? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:50 9 September 2008

*shrugs* Maybe. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Reading that back I'm not even sure what I meant either. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:48 10 September 2008

Reading that for the first time confused me. My internet speed confuses me. Why we're in oklahoma confuses me. I'M TOO CONFUSED! Sire Methamphetamine! 23:51, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

Here's what I wrote please sleep with it

Yeah here is the article. And here is the nominatiopn page incase you couldn't find it. Also Tri3 is "gay (or bi at least)" too so I propse we all find a page somewhere and circle jerk each other all night. Also This is looking Like Hv's page with me in every topic. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:01 10 September 2008

I for'd it. And also, good idea! Your talkpage, Tri's talkpage, or my talkpage is good enough. Sire Methamphetamine! 00:29, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Seriously your sig. Have you got: {{subst:nosubst|User:Methamphetamine/sig}} with the raw signature box ticked? And I say we go over there now, see if he's in. If not we'll just leave cum all over the place for him to clear up. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:34 12 September 2008

Damn. Let's see if it works. {{subst:nosubst:User:Methamphetamine/sig3|}} 01:03, 12 September 2008 (UTC) No. Then I can't do it. And also, let's go. Sire Methamphetamine! 01:03, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

A FUCKING TORNADO!?!

I'm just glad you're OK. I know there's not much I can do over the web, except send my best wishes and hope for the best. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:25, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Wait what? I havent seen the news. I'm guessing you live near a tornado? I'll second RT's best wishes! Hope nothing too dire happens or happened. I feel so out of touch all of a sudden. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:32 11 September 2008

Ack! Read the man's userpage, Orian! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:36, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

YES! A FUCKING TORNADO! DISASTER ZONE ALL OVER SOUTH TEXAS! AAAAAAAAAAARG! And Orian, you don't live in the Texas area, so I don't think you'd know anyways. Unfortunately, I still go to some school in Okie. AND MY HOUSE! I DIDN'T SEE IT BREAK, BUT OOOOOHH GOD! Sire Methamphetamine! 00:35, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I didn't see this when you had it in the other place, man, sorry. Thats awful. Like RT said there isn't much we can but best wishes and hope for the best. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:52 11 September 2008

I'm in Oklahoma. The State of Working. Labor conquers all things. We could get out as fast as possible, but not likely. 9-11 -- We will really forget Sire Methamphetamine! 01:09, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I just read your page (which I didn't see had changed before (it's late I'm dissorientated)) And now I'm up to speed and really, I'm sorry man, that's awful. *hugs*. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:13 11 September 2008

I don't blame you. I didn't think Ike would hit, but a tornado just demolished our house yesterday. Those people in Central Texas... they only have a shitload of rain. 9-11 -- We will really forget Sire Methamphetamine! 01:42, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Thankies!

Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Yes, That question on Yetties page. It's your turn to answear it now. And yeah, just thanks again. Your one of the coolest people here, and hows everything going? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:42 13 September 2008

Once again, the mighty morphin' agony, and Oklahoma sucks. My brother works as a fucking construction worker, and I'm stuck having to complain about why I don't feel like working. For a fucking hour. Sire Methamphetamine! 14:26, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

T_T

So... that's it? Your breaking up with me? Just like that? No moar friends? Oh, you know I was only joking, right? Right? I know we've had our arguments and stuff, but... if you feel like I've really turned into (or always was) an asshole, well, then i guess this is goodbye. /me opens arms for totally masculine goodbye-hug... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:11, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

*Hugs RT* That was beautiful. Reminds me of me and your dad when we were young. *sniff* SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 18:12 14 September 2008

WHAT? Dammit. No wonder my parents adopted... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:35, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

You and RT's dad.....? - [19:02 14 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Wait, didn't you adopt him? I meant you anyway. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:10 14 September 2008

As those people say, "Apocalypse, or Apology, Accepted" Commies come back Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (19:21 09-14-2008)

Yay! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:50, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

Question(s)!

Where's Harker Heights? How are you doing? What's going on? Who's that guy? What's that over there? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:56, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

South of Dallas, Okay, Nothing, My best friend, Nothing. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (23:59 09-22-2008)

Yay! Methy's back! I missed you *giggles* -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:02, 23 September 2008 (UTC)\

Don't make me explain why I was gone. It was cold and dark and scary without privileges. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:04 09-23-2008)

Alrighty! I'll just pretend you were off saving the universe or something :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:10, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Hahaha, wrong drug. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:11 09-23-2008)

Ahhh...guh...huh? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:16, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

What? Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:17 09-23-2008)

Excuse me? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:00, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Stop fingering yourself. Allow me. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:26 23 September 2008

Hey! That's a no-no! The only people who can touch that are me and The Jesus! (and Matt Bellamy, if he's into that) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:42, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

But on Yettie's-- oh forget it. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:59 23 September 2008

What? *grabs Orian's exposed penis -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:07, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

signpost

hey meth, this week there is actually a signpost. firstly, thanks for the article! i edit-desked it (proofread, formatting) and i'm going to add something about kittens, but it otherwise remains unchanged. secondly, did you still want to deliver it? here's a link, you can start whenever. if you can't no worries, someone else will surely step up and you can deliver a later issue. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:25, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Update?

Hey, mate, just thought I should let you know, you might want to update the UnProvise me and you and YETTIE have been working on-it's started moving again, and I really don't want it to die down. Would you mind? Thanks, mate. BlueYonder - CONTACT

Heya!

Heya Methy! Hows things going? We -- or at least I -- havent forgotten about you. Come back soon! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:58 11 October 2008

I didn't forget either! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:11, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Well how come it took you four hours to get here? Besides I've been remembering him more and for longer. I have a special set out hour of my day where I pray for Methamphetamine's return and just think about him you know, what do you do? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:14 11 October 2008

I like, go to McDonalds and have a McRibwich... in his honor. I ... eviscerate stuffed animals. in his honor. And um.. like, go to McDonalds and have a McFlurry... in his honor. and stuff. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 20:49, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

See! I organized Methy's talkpage for him! I CARE!!! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:00, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

I masturbate in his honour! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:01 11 October 2008

Care to join me?

Ignore my messages, will you?! You bastard! You want to find out what I'm like when I've lost my pills?! HUH?!!

Okay...deep breaths...anway, here's a related message: if you'd care to join my new UnProvise, The High Seas, I'd be grateful, and might not kill your entire family; it needs a few more contributers.

BlueYonder - CONTACT

I don't think Methy's about at the minute, Also you need to take a look at his rules and formatting and things. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 09:36 15 October 2008

K. Anyways. Read them. Srsly. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:51 10-31-2008)

That really you Methy!? Only you forgot to sing in or something, there was an IP adress. How's things!? Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 00:53 31 October 2008

Is that really you!?! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 06:17, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Seriously RT Get your own damn sentence! Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 12:38 31 October 2008

I had to sell them all for pot money T_T -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:17, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

I got plenty of Happy Crack! I even got my own private stash!! :) YAY!!!!!!!!!! --Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 02:39, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

...Good for you? Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (02:23 11-7-2008)

Hey, Home Boy!

Yo! Home Boy, Remember me??? You know? N--- H-me Gurl?? Ring any bells? Crazy Black Chick...? --Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 22:31, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Wait whut? Meth are cheeting on me!? With a gurl!? *cries* Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 22:40 2 November 2008

Oh no! I mean! Meth is like one of my former Rival/friend. (Okay well not the "Friend" Part) But, I was just droppin' by ta say hello or some Shit like dat. --Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 23:00, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh is that what the euphamism is now? How could you do this to me!? /me finds Methy's stash and overdoses. Sir Orian57~Sweets~Talk 23:03 2 November 2008

Well...I don't know...he used to be alittle....-_-*. But, any way I came over to his page to make a

peace offering. But, Hell, if dat don't work, well's whose to say that I didn't try...xD.--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 23:56, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Besides I'mma young n00bish girl comedian in training. I really wish that 15 yr olds had tha Damn Right ta vote.

I'm serious 15 yr olds (My self) should have da Muthafuckin chance ta cast a damn ballot. -___-**--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 00:02, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh noes... NiggaHomeGirl... AAAAAA repeat A. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (02:29 11-7-2008)

Ya know..Dat's not da kinda welcome I expected....--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 04:23, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

You should have excepted it. In your forum topic I said "AAAAAAAAARG". Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (15:19 11-9-2008)

Oh, yeah.......--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 03:26, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

If you love me...

you'll vote "for" SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 16:46 9 November 2008

I do, and I did. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:05 11-10-2008)

Yay! Let's make a baby! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:19 10 November 2008

I can't have one, but I can still have anal sex. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:58 11-10-2008)

Well I can always have some one donate sperm, it'll still be yours and I still love you. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 01:11 10 November 2008

Aww... thanks. /me pulls my pants down Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (01:18 11-10-2008)

Thanks!

Reindeer thanks you for voting! Personnally I don't know what that guy was so worked up about. I just wanted to correct his mistake...

Also I shat out a sprog the other day but I didn't like it so I threw it in the bin. If you want it go get it from the bin on 69th street. If you want me go to 69th street and wait by the bin... I don't know what I'm talking about either and I sincearly hope this isn't flirting. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 12:21 17 November 2008

You know I don't care if you flirt with me or not. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:32 11-19-2008)

Mafia shit

_Sky^Fuckin' HIGH™

Hey, what do you think to this (from my talkpage, originally). It's a fancy template summing up RT's, Digit's and your duties. I'm just waiting on you to accept so that we can take this and make it ^{WOAH HOLY MUMMA} official. High shit?

-	Hex	RT	Meth
Full Mafioso Control
Capo Bastone?
Capo Bastone Delegato?
Overrule The Don?
Question The Don?
Integrate New Mafia Pages
Punish Mafioso
Reward Mafioso
Promote
Demote
Accept And Enrol New Mafia		SPECIFICALLY RT
Accept New Mafia Ideas
Official Mafia Maintenance
Mafia Rewording
Donation Control
Mafia Bank Account Control			SPECIFICALLY METH
Vandal Hitman
Suggest For Promotion
Suggest For Demotion		BE CAREFUL	BE CAREFUL
Mysteriously Rob A Charity Or Bank For $$$
Help Look After The Don
Enforce The Don And The CB's Word
Further The Mafia's Causes
Generally Do Good Mafioso Deeds
Manage the CB's Time
Manage the CB's Office		SPECIFICALLY RT
Emergency CB Replacement?
Can Overrule the Heads Of The Mafia Branches?
Can Set Mafia Policy
Can Create Mafia Codes of Conduct
Immediate Deputy To The Don?
Responsible For All New Mafia Recruitments?
Responsible For Helping New Mafioso (directing to the bar etc.)
Permission To Act Exactly As They See Fit?		What? No!	What? No!

- [14:44 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

That works great too. Sire Methamphetamine! 14:54, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Good. Hex has made you three a very plush office and is working on some stuff. So what you waiting for? Officiality of this will soon become official. - [16:55 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I'm waiting for nothing. I already made my Mafia-themed-ish page, and I'm ready to go. Босс Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper (17:00 7 Sep 2008)

Well you're going to be waiting for a long time, nothing doesn't seem to come by these parts, much. I would just get started and ring nothing, or something, to tell it what's going on. I'm sure they'll be cool, cause they're bound to be ages. - [21:09 7 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

...What? Sire Methamphetamine! 23:53, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

He left me a similarly cryptic message on my talk page too. Then procedded to paint the PEEING committee pages purple. I think he's on something. Dog worming tablets maybe. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:50 7 September 2008

Hallucogenics I see... he also mentioned you... some admin might ban soberize him or something. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:53, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Dear Mr. Lazaro (or Mr. Methamphetamine if you prefer), I was told I should seek your help in setting up a bank account. I would be most honored if you could see fit to assist me in this matter. --Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned 19:08, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

I would be just as honored. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:52 10-31-2008)

OK, so what should I do? Can I just edit the bank accounts page to include my name and an amount or is there more to it? --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 16:33, 1 November 2008 (UTC) aka Mr. Vladmir "Mischievous" Ned

It's that easy. After that, I add interest every month. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (01:34 11-10-2008)

Done. Thanks!--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 16:24, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Horn....

...Y. - [17:33 23 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie