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Information as a Mafioso[edit | edit source]
Branch: Russian
Nickname: Mr. Lazar "Meth" Jasper
Age: 29 (Born August 3rd, 1981 in a poor neighborhood in the Soviet Union)
Rank: The Big Boss (Большой Босс/Boĺšoj Boss)
Former Ranks: Wiseguy(Original Mafia), Sgarrista(New ranks), Capo Bastone Delegato
Privileges as a Mafioso (гiфнт oпе)[edit | edit source]
| - | Hex | RT | Meth |
|---|---|---|---|
| Full Mafioso Control | |||
| Capo Bastone? | |||
| Capo Bastone Delegato? | |||
| Overrule The Don? | |||
| Question The Don? | |||
| Integrate New Mafia Pages | |||
| Punish Mafioso | |||
| Reward Mafioso | |||
| Promote | |||
| Demote | |||
| Accept And Enrol New Mafia | SPECIFICALLY RT | ||
| Accept New Mafia Ideas | |||
| Official Mafia Maintenance | |||
| Mafia Rewording | |||
| Donation Control | |||
| Mafia Bank Account Control | SPECIFICALLY METH | ||
| Vandal Hitman | |||
| Suggest For Promotion | |||
| Suggest For Demotion | BE CAREFUL | BE CAREFUL | |
| Mysteriously Rob A Charity Or Bank For $$$ | |||
| Help Look After The Don | |||
| Enforce The Don And The CB's Word | |||
| Further The Mafia's Causes | |||
| Generally Do Good Mafioso Deeds | |||
| Manage the CB's Time | |||
| Manage the CB's Office | SPECIFICALLY RT | ||
| Emergency CB Replacement? | |||
| Can Overrule the Heads Of The Mafia Branches? | |||
| Can Set Mafia Policy | |||
| Can Create Mafia Codes of Conduct | |||
| Immediate Deputy To The Don? | |||
| Responsible For All New Mafia Recruitments? | |||
| Responsible For Helping New Mafioso (directing to the bar etc.) | |||
| Permission To Act Exactly As They See Fit? | What? No! | What? No! |
That means I:
- Am a Capo Bastone Delegato ("a-Deputy for di most powerful member-a of questo mafia") along-a with Grieve
- Can make new mafia pages (that are important, of course-a)
- Can accept and enroll new Mafioso(*Grieve)
- Help maintain the mafia
- Can recode mafia pages to look better
- Control Donation with Digits
- Control Bank Accounts(*Myself)
- Kill vandalism and have someone murder the perpetrator of the unspeakable act on Mafia property
- Suggest Promoting
- Suggest Demoting (!!!)
- Look after Snowmobile
- Enforce the words of Snowmobile and Digits (please, don't contradict each other, it hurts my head)
- Further the mafia's causes
- Do good Mafia deeds; and
- Manage Digits' office(*Grieve)
*Mafia Nickname -- Which person is the most important for that task
The House Of The Mafia - Enroll In The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Member List - Mafia Ranks - More About The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Mafia Fundraising - Get Help, Ask Questions or Present an Issue
Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
The Don's Office - For resolving Mafia issues, official Mafia talk, Mafia ideas and complaints