User talk:Methamphetamine/Archive I

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My first [pathetic excuse for a] talkpage

Hold on a minute!

I don't remember awarding you a cookie! What have you done...oh, yeah, you helped get me into the Mafia. But still! You stole a cookie. Not cool. I might just have to remove that cookie....- Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 20:59, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Look, I gave you that piss. I'm DotJasperDotNot. It even says so here that I switched. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 23:03, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

THE COLOURS

Your Sig gets trippier the more pages I visit! Some of it's blue, some of it's purple! it keeps changing!
-- Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 09:00, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

How? It's just 2 shades of silver. Oh, right. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:24, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

User Name Switch

Firstly I would put a redirect from User:DotJasperDotNot to this user. As for mafia name, your name will remain exactly the same to avoid confusion. And that decision is final. - [22:01 15 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I did, I just didn't do it to this one. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:41, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Why the switch? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:11, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

I got sick of my other name, even though I tried to be creative with it. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:41, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

My templated thankings (posted again)

Ta one helluva lot for that UnProviser of the Month nomination. I'm flattered (sorry about posting this on both your talk pages, I wasn't sure which one you looked at). And on a completely unrelated note, you're the first to ever recieve my poorly-made official thanking template. You'd better be overwhelmed with honour right now. BlueYonder - CONTACT

This one I actually look at. And I am. NOBODY ELSE GOT THIS AWARD? DAMN! Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 14:09, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

Adoption

Thanks for adopting me! Simsilikesims 23:38, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

Your sig

So yeah, you may have noticed me having a quick rummage in your sig this morning. Quick HTML tip: you open a tag, you close it. You should end up with the same number of close tags as opens. Or other code on the same page breaks. Sometimes. Other times, it doesn't, and you get away with it. Such is the capricious nature of life... Anyway, yeah. It should still look the same, but hopefully not break stuff now. Admittedly it was only breaking minor stuff that only sad folks like me would be bothered by, but still... Anyway, I'll clear off now. Have fun and so forth. --UU - natter 10:06, Aug 26

Old forums:

Don't bump them. Please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:27, Aug 30

Thanks

Rory would like to thank you for voting! "That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house. Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

'Methamphetamine' thats the proper name for crystal meth isn't it? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:39 31 August 2008

No, that's the proper name for all types of meth. Crystal meth is just "freeze-dried" meth. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(14:08 08-31-2008)

Oh, you seem very well versed on the subject. Always good to learn new things though. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:11 31 August 2008

Actually you're the dumb-fuck

For some reason Dykes are allowed at gay-pride festivities too, and they bring with them the love of pussy. Just thought I'd point that out to you. *shudders* Eww pussy, why would you ever go there? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 10:24 4 September 2008

That quote was a joke, and because I find advantages in both sexes The Ghost of Methamphetamine(23:38 09-4-2008)

What's so bad about vagina? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:49, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

Think like a gayer for three seconds. There you go. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(23:51 09-4-2008)

Hahaha I see your point... Although, the penis isn't any less gross -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:57, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

That's hypocritical. Look down inside your pants. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:00 09-5-2008)

Personally, I find the penis disgusting. In fact, the entire human body is disgusting! In fact, THE WHOLE WORLD IS DISGUSTING! /me commits suicide -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:06, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

/me looks down at your dead body NO U! The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:10 09-5-2008)

I wonder why don't we ever have Straight-Pride parades? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:22, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

For the same reason others can't have White pride parades. Politically correct people. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:24 09-5-2008)

...Also, people may think you're a Nazi... Just sayn' -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:36, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Too bad everyone rioted when the Nazis left their last white pride parade. It was over, and yet they were still not satisfied. Last white parade. Ever. Sire Methamphetamine SMOKE METH! 00:39, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Actually you smart-fuck...

I do like mocking talentless hacks. And Beethoven. He sucked. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:43, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

What? The Ghost of Methamphetamine(23:45 09-4-2008)

Then, the cow couldn't jump over the moon. Only blacks can jump. Cows are too fat, and white people are too stupid. And fat. God, are they fat! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:48, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

No, you didn't smoke meth, you fucking poser. You'd be on my ass you did. That's the purpose of the non-sensical purpose of my talk page. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(23:53 09-4-2008)

Isn't the "Anti-Jew Convention"? Wait... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:55, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

NO JEW The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:03 09-5-2008)

/me hugs MethMan. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:56, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

Wut, u looked it up? The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:03 09-5-2008)

No, I just felt it up. That's the best way to get to know others. Try it sometime. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:05, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

You really think I don't? The Ghost of Methamphetamine(00:26 09-5-2008)

An Innocent Looking Package

It appears to be a harmless package, brown paper, string, nothing remotely unusual, other then its lack of outstanding features.
Open It

Quote

Ha ha - thanks for the quote! And the meth. I have some apple pie, if you'd like. ~ Talk•heDarkPrin•contribs•e• 16:29 • 6 Sep •

Nah, you'll probably need it while you're high. Use it as a lube while you're high or something. The Ghost of Methamphetamine(17:57 09-6-2008)