User:The dark prince

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This user is part of the Family… You've been warned…

Cow Moo Cult
This user possess the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.

\m/	This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

Nothing to see here - move along. I am NOT an evil conspirator(contrary to the thingy above). I'm just an atheist who liked the template. And I am after your pets(don't you ever wonder what happened to pooch, your pet cat?) *Cleans blood stains on his shirt, vacuums the cat hair on the carpet, burps*.

My Quotes

“I think, therefore I am ...... I think ....... am I? .......... I think I am.”

~ Me on Me

“I think, therefore you are ...... I think ....... are you? .......... I think you are.”

~ Captain Not-So-Obvious on Me

“Of course he's only a prince in the ironic metaphorical sense of the word.”

~ Yettie on you...well actually "me" I guess...

“But of course, not using role-play on Uncyclopedia is futile, so who cares?”

~ Methy on This person

Potentially good stuff I'm working on

• Death

Some of the good stuff I contributed to:

• My First "Anniversaries" article
• List of People who Always Appear when you Least Want Them to

Quotes I cooked up(at least, the ones I remember)

• “Why, it's the opposite of yes.”

  ~ Captain Obvious on NO

• “I've never heard of it”

  ~ Captain Oblivious on NO

• “Bang a what?”

  ~ Oscar Wilde on Bangalore

• “I'm immortal! Ooooo - What does THIS button do?”

  ~ Stupid Nuclear weapon maker's last words on death

• “I am sure that he's a she. Or she's a he. Or he's a she-terrorist.”

  ~ George W. Bush on Death

• “He's a he. You think he's got some change?”

  ~ Barack Obama on Death

• “I hope it's a he. Baby, don't you dare hit me one more time”

  ~ Britney Spears on Death

• “I know it's a he, cuz tonight, we're dining in hell McDonalds!”

  ~ Leonidas on Death

• “He told me he was male while we were playing Crucify the village idiot back when we were kids”

  ~ John McCain on Death