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¡Hola! Fui a España y después dos semanos no hablo ingles, solomente hablo español. - [07:13 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

España? ¡Ay carumba! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 07:20, Jul 27
HELLO --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:08, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh, you speak ENGLISH, BUT LOUDER too? Spang talk 11:59, 27 Jul 2008
Speak_English_or_Die_85.jpg --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 08:10, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
¡Ah! ¡No comprehendo! ¡Yo sólo puedo hablo español ahora! - [08:28 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Did you just call him a paedophille...? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 16:14 27 July 2008
¡Tengo dos vacas! ¡Tengo dos vacas! - [16:55 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Are you calling ME a paedophile!? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 16:56 27 July 2008
Por favor, todos saben eso ya. Sin embargo, soy guapo. - [17:03 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
This is AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:08, Jul 27
Usted parece equivocarse. ¡Esto no es americano, y yo nunca he oído de este idioma americano! También, pienso que usted está embarazada. - [17:12 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Formal forms? You don't consider us friends? I thought what we had was special! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:57, Jul 27
Ah.....No...um....comprehendo. Um...uh. Soy prostituto. - [18:00 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Afortunadamente, soy también un orador con soltura de español. Nací en Puerto Rico. ¿Fue secuestrado usted por los españoles, o lo aprendió usted? jajajajajaja Esto es nombre firma de Conan DJ Jasper. PerfilConversaciónLASAUltimo Juego de Corredor de la muerte
What wa' 'hat? Sorry, can't understan' ya, mate! - [18:10 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Ironic, Austrailan mate. Next up, German, or French.DJ Jasper
I was actually imitating the classic British builder accent. - [18:19 27 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
No, I fear you were doing no such thing, you were indeed using the common London based tongue "Cockney". No doubt a name devised simply to use vulgar language in an acceptable manner. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 18:34 27 July 2008

OMFG It is miracle

YTTE is now speaking proper british english! Let's all Golf clap! ~DJASPER150010423

His name is YesTimeToEdit, you commoner! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 18:38 27 July 2008
It's also Yettie, and YTTE. I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
Not within the restraints of this dignified language it is not. Honestly how do you common folk cope? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 18:44 27 July 2008
I don't know. We use apostrophes and shorten things. 19:55, 27 July 2008 (UTC) I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
Wel yh bt aftr tht its jus 1 stp awy frm ths srt f thng! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 20:52 27 July 2008
Jeesus, we need to get ya to da preacher; cast dat dere language-devil out of ya! - [20:38 28 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
(Trying the COCKney garble) Tha powa of Chrayst comples ya! Tha powa of Chrayst comples ya! Tha powa of Chrayst comples ya! I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
Let it all out, brother! Lord save our soles an' cast us awaay from eternal damnation. - [21:22 28 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Oi doon't rayly knoo whoy Oi'm tawkin' loik this... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:21, Jul 28
Nai awr! I'm twiv yer ter, 'av' nonest ov ta ideer whoy I'm-a tarlking lik' 'his! - [22:23 28 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Neder am Ay! [22:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC)] I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
I know why I'm talking like this. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:38, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Because you can't understand mindless drivel. [02:06, 29 July 2008 (UTC)] I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.