User talk:Heerenveen/archive1
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- Okay...--Heerenveen 11:02, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
- Sure feels weird now I'm doing this... 04/8 22:04
Welkom
- Hee, Heerenveen! Welkom namens het nederlandstalige peloton! -- di Mario 20:56, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
- Dank u en de groep voor het onthaal. --Heerenveen 22:36, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
F@H
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Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,      thanks YOU!!
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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 17:04, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- My first award. I'm touched... - Heerenveen 14:10, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Film Contest
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LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE. |
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LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE. |
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LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE. |
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LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE. |
Excellent. Please do continue to contribute. Special prize for five correct answers.--Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 02:14, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
- I've moved this here as to not clutter up my userpage. Thanks. --―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 09:16, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Dreadfully sorry, Heerenveen. I suppose I hit the wrong tab. Won't happen again. By my calculation: 1000 + 1000 + 900 + 450 = 3350. So yes, you are correct. I appreciate your diligence. 100 point bonus. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 15:25, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
- No problem --―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22:47, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Almost there, Heerenveen. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:55, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
Another Thanks!
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For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts! Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky. |
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:09, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Capercorn Trial Award
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For your hard, dedicated work as a member of the Jury of the Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, The Capercorn presents you with a Nuremburg Award!! |
Capercorn 18:45, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
- I just realised... when I got this, I had two edits to VFD (lots to QVfD though) 9/04 13:11
Hello Heerenveen
I don't believe we've met, but I keep seeing your name as you fight the good fight on Recent Changes, so I thought I'd say hello. Have some bagels...
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Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב |
RabbiTechno 13:33, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Mmmm... «munching noises are heard». Thanky kindly! 9/04 13:48
My Article Page
What do I do with my article page, I believe its blank, it has my name at the top, so I am assuming its mine... --tater zombie 21:43, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Click on the edit tab at the top of the page when you are on it, then put some info about yourself. Easy. 9/04 21:53
Banned
Hi. Does it matter if I was banned on Wikipedia? Molag bal 17:04, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- Not especially, as we have quite a few users who were banned from WP. Sockpuppets though, like you say on your user page, are still frowned upon though. 10/04 17:05
I don't want to create any sockpuppets here. Don't need to. Molag bal 17:07, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- That's good. You'll be fine then! Enjoy Uncyc! 10/04 17:08
LORD FLUFFY
When was this substub created? And by whom? It seems that I have more followers than I thought, even if they can't spell... In any event, it is true that I must sometimes destroy worlds- even whole galaxies- to maintain a certain level of order within the universe. It's not something I enjoy doing, but 'with great power comes great responsibility' (where is this from? :)) As for Earth, I won't be destroying it any time soon. It's my favorite planet. Lots of zany, peculiar humans to play with. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 21:14, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Vaporstory
I fixed your userbox; it should work perfectly now. And thanks for joining the Vaporstory! --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 22:11, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks. 10/04 22:18
A n00b's question
How do I get a half decent signature? Thx in advance. --AdKemp666 21:04, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
- Well, first you make a subpage at User:AdKemp666/sig in which your sig is contained. Then you go to «my preferences» (see it at the top), and in the «Nickname» field, type «{{SUBST:nosubst|User:AdKemp666/sig}}» (without the quotes), and check the Raw signatures flag. That should make ~~~~ become what is transcluded in User:AdKemp666/sig.
- Oh, and don't talk in text-speak around here. It's not very well looked on. 13/04 21:14
Hippies
Re:http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Hippies I was attempting to remove some of the unfunny stuff and start a rewrite, frankly only about %40 of those quotes were original and intresting, and i was trying to fulfull the rewrite request, can we at least leave the quotes i deleted dead?
Also the new stuff about hippy fashion was pretty good i thought (not my writing but i liked it)Daffyflyer 13:40, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
- I reverted it back to your version. Recent changes mix-up. Sorry. 14/04 13:43
No worries, its an easy mistake to make! Daffyflyer 13:46, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
THNXS for the welcom(ing)
Again thanks. And I would surely need your help. I'm creating a page for Colombia but mispelled as Locombia as we locally tend to parody our country. Besides, there's no "decent" page (if that word exists in Uncyclopedia dictionary) for Colombia as it exists in Spanish. I'm not quite familiar with templates and stuff so please check Republic of Locombia and discuss what can be done. Turkcell 20:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
- Well, you're going to need some content in the main body if it's going to pass QA. I like what you've done with the template so far though. 18/04 20:34
Re:EditProtect
I was being funny, man! HAHAHA! Lalalalala 00:13, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I realised that about 10 seconds after I posted on Talk:Main Page. 22/04 08:53
Oscar Wilde Quote
I putting them all under 1 category because i can't think of quotes and also it speeds up the oscar wildification of articles
- Well, the admins are trying to curb the usage of OWQ's. It got a bit out of hand recently. Oh, and when you post to someone's User_talk: page, sign your comments with ~~~~. This will automatically produce your signature and the date. 22/04 17:44
Noobz Article
Dude, can you do something about this? This dude, < http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Worzilla > keeps on changing the whole article to utter nonsense, just because he got pawned. Akeeq 17:57, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
- I'll put him on Ban Patrol. 22/04 18:00
- Thanks a million mate!! :) Akeeq 18:03, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
- No problem. 22/04 18:04
- Thanks a million mate!! :) Akeeq 18:03, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Game of Uncyclopedia
Thanks for adopting me Game, Heerenveen. I just couldn't get to this, from Grueslayer and reverting idiots. Anyway, have this.
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You have earned the Combat Honor Medal for adopting Game of Uncyclopedia |
I can help on this. Just give me a call on my talk. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines
- No problems. Yeah, I'll tell you on your talk if I need any help. Thanks! 23/04 17:54
Thnx 4 Ur Vote
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Even though I didn't win or even get 2% of the popular vote (like the Socialist Party), I'll still continue to think I'm more powerful than you. --EMC [TALK] 16:11, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Sysop vote
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High Gen. Grue has given you a YT-100 Space Freighter! |
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| "It's fast, but not as fast as the Millennium Falcon. Good weapons, upgraded hyperdrive, each proclaimed a piece of junk by Luke Skywalker. |
-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Appreciation
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!
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Your vote was much appreciated! --Sibley 11:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
General Question
On the New Jersey article, under Roads in New Jersey, I added Route 90, Route 73, and Route 42. Could you tell me if these are in line with the general types of humor looked for here? ;) thanks. KristoferM 16:58, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, seems pretty good. 29/04 17:01
- Great, thx! KristoferM 17:04, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Excellent Choice
You have chosen wisely. Heres a cookie:
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User:Leatherboundbooks has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Cheers!
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A Bunch of Flours! For de-vandalising my userpage Many thanks! RabbiTechno |
(it would appear I annoyed someone - seems I came under attack last night. Thanks for your help! RabbiTechno 10:38, 6 May 2007 (UTC))
- No problem. (As a side note, me and Mordillo got attacked afterwards for reverting the guy. It's going on Reflections as we speak.) –—Hv (talk) 6/05 10:42
Cruft-Proofing
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For being so helpful in the deletion of cruft, and generally dealing with the day-to-day retards -- Prof. Olipro 
KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
problem
It has been brought to my attention that BiffJim77 and Nick James77 are adding obscene comments to peoples user pages. I hope that you can do something about them.
- I know BiffJim77 was banned for blanking someone else's userpage. Not sure about the other one though. –—Hv (talk) 9/05 15:40
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