User:Turkcell

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is an angel.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

♂

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user is Colombian …and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)

This user is Azeri Watch out, or you'll be fed the pilaf of doom! (List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)

Dialing... Verifying username and password... Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

BS

This userpage is bullshit.

BS

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

Color

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

sub

subliminal!

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This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

This user is a complete, irredeemable philanthropist. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and cuddle at a neverland.

This user is cooler than you.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes.

UBX

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

NO

This user doesn't care.

NO

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user's head A SPLODE.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

bu-G	User opposes the use of Bullet.