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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel. Face-angel.svg
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
This user is reading your thoughts!
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods. Euroipods1.jpg
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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Colombia This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
Azerbaijan This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!

(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
Verifying username and password…
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
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This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. UnNews Logo Potato.png
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Usb! No, really! Usb!
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.

Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
TheJeeMan.jpg Jesus loves this user,
and has blessed this page.
sub subliminal! sub
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable wall. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and putrefy at a rake. Popeeyebeams.jpg
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* 3wisemonkeys.jpg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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NO This user doesn't care. NO
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. Shuriken.jpg
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain Jihad.jpg
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet. bu-G