User:Kage Me

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en-4

nl-N This user is a native speaker of Dutch. nl-N

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. fr-1

de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch. de-2

es-0 This user does not understand Español (or understands it with considerable difficulties). es-0

ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語. ja-1

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G

Contributions

• Poring
• Deadpan

Future contributions (that is, if I can be bothered)

• Asexuality
• Midna
• Taylor Rain

Z2

This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z2

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)