User:Darkmojo
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History of Darkmojo[edit | edit source]
Darkmojo hails from a place known as Hell (renamed Florida in 1965). He was born in the Country of Panama (yeah, that's a country. The one with the canal? Doesn't ring a bell? It was part of the United States for almost a century. You owned our ass. Well, fuck you then).
Turn Ons
- Technology
- Writing
- Art
- Pissing off Christians
- Pissing on Christians
- Cheese
Turn Offs
- Earwax
- Work
- Words spelled incorrectly and ending with a "z" just to sound ghetto.
Awards[edit | edit source]
Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
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