User talk:Meteshjj

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If you're looking at this discussion page, you most likely are here because of my Grammatical Errors. If so, please tell me;

Did you like the grammatical changes?

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LOLZ! GRamzors r teh suckzorz!?

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Spelling/grammar edits

Hey Meteshjj! Thank you thank you for your spelling and grammar corrections - few people actually bother to do work like that around here. Just one thing - the Brits around here get testy when people Anglicize British spellings, so don't worry about changing "favourite" to "favorite" and suchlike. Yeah, the Limeys are petty (still sore over that Revolution thing, I suppose), but I guess we should humo(u)r them. Thanks again! —rc (t) 05:32, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

So, you're a grammar nazi?

May I ask you some help with one article of mine?. The kidspeech and the apostrophe slanging shall be kept. But I think I have some problems in the small narrative parts. Sig heil, chap! -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 03:22, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Being abusive

Well, chap, I'm really impressed. I don't know if you like user-tailored awards but, if you can review more of my articles (see at my userpage) I will make a custom award template just for you. I'm just asking because you seem to grammar-check any article you find in front of you. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 04:05, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, oh

Hi again. Well, your work at spellchecking articles is great, but maybe you should slow down the pace a little. British users are complaining about you americanizing words and other stuff that makes you look as if using a spellcheck software without caring about the exceptions. Seriously, pay a little more attention to the small details. Otherwise, good job helping random articles to fit in proper English language standards. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 05:03, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Your signature...

...it's very, very broken. Any text on the page anywhere after that signature is all red and small and wonky. I fixed VFH for you, but you need to go and fix it.

An easy solution would be to make Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} and then put that in the signature's box instead. Then you can just edit that template and it'll change everything instead of changing it repeatedly and needing to test each new one. Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:23, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I now see that you did, and I will correct it for you. Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:24, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, as you can see with the red writing, it's screwed. Please put this and only this (Don't click edit, just what it says between the ""s) "{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Meteshjj/sig}}" Ok. —Braydie 00:24, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Have you sorted this out? —Braydie 01:02, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Awards

This section has been moved to User:Meteshjj/Awards.

Revert

I reverted your article to deal with what looked like some vandalism, if this was an error, just contact me, or re-revert it. --Shadowlost 04:30, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

• • Sorry, misspoke I suppose, I was referring to your user page.--Shadowlost 23:08, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

F@H

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I have contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.

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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 09:07, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey...

You suck! I hate you and everything you stand for!!!-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 04:47, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh... Wait...