User:Xylitol

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For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Xylitol.


Welcome to my unnaturally sweet user page.[edit | edit source]

I'm toothfriendly; you are welcome to talk to me.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user is not Polish.
Isn't that great?
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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Sugar baby.jpg This user has Candy.
Lets get him!


What I am

A hyper-intelligent sugar-substitute. Half the calories, bitch!

What I might be doing right now

  • --- Making an audio recording
  • --- Editing an image
  • --- Writing an article (maybe)

My favorite Uncyclopedian:

<insert name here>. That guy rules!

Some articles that feature the sexy sound of my voice:

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