User:Lord Gneo

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This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

“This kid be Bat Fuck Insane!!”

~ Random noob on Gaia Online on Lord_Gneo

“OMGZ YUR SO CUTE HAV MEH BABIES!!!111!11!1!!!1!11”

~ Random scary girl from Gaia Online on Gneo.

“Yeah he was almost my favorite, I like how he can just make up powers.”

~ God on Gneo's Powers

“Wussup, my main man?”

~ Jesus on Lord_Gneo

“This guy was brought here mainly for my own enjoyment.”

~ Satan on Lord_Gneo
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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.
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This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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What is Lord_Gneo, and how can he amuse you?[edit | edit source]

Lord_Gneo is a magical being from the planet Zuna sent here originally to give Martha Stewart tips on her stocks.

The result of completing his mission, however, sent her to jail where she is still confined, being molested by space monkeys, sent by the will of Satan, the prince of Darkness. (who does not really exhist)

I am a woman, can he still amuse me?[edit | edit source]

If you desire sexual pleasure, and you are a woman, Lord_Gneo read an article in a Penthouse forum magazine, and has been enlightened in the ways of giving oral pleasure to women. Unfourtunatly, women can be bitches and think he's some repulsive emo type person, just because he listens to bands like Slipknot and Korn, and has scars on his hands from accidents involving knifes.

I am a man, can he still amuse me?[edit | edit source]

You are a man?

Meh.

Nobody cares.

Lord_Gneo and Gaia online[edit | edit source]

Lord_Gneo has been a member of Gaia Online since 02/04/2007. He has suffered from SEHS ever since, as the place known as the "Chatter box" makes his head asplode.

Roaming the Gaia Community Discussion, as well as Gaia towns, seeing all the cybering in Towns, and all the online begging for gold that has no worth in the real world has simpley made him loose all hope in humanity.

Pages you must view[edit | edit source]

There are some of this user's favorite articles. Check them out. Unless you are a Nazi.


List of weapons that don't exist, but should Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News Puppy Luff World of Whorecraft ALIVE! Hug People While You're on Fire Day System of a Down get rich quick You have two cows Kitten Huffing User:Steve Ballmer Oscar Wilde I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick HowTo:Get Downs Syndrome FNORD Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice Samuel L. Jackson HowTo:Kill A Man With Your Bare Hands AAAAAAAAA! Russian Reversal caps lock spacebar Holocaust Tycoon Wal★Mart Jihad★Mart WMD Pathological liar Abortion I Can't Believe It's Not Terrorism

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People vandalize Wikipedia all the time, but nobody cares.
Cloud enjoying some good Buttsecks before saving Tifa.

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shortly.
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