User:Lord Gneo
This treehouse is a complete, irredeemable ten-foot pole. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, proves at the eyeball, and is an unfunny fudge packer. If you lick to tie this you will most extremely anglicanize yourself. Or the submitter will riot your rollerblade!!!!!! |
“This kid be Bat Fuck Insane!!”
“OMGZ YUR SO CUTE HAV MEH BABIES!!!111!11!1!!!1!11”
“Yeah he was almost my favorite, I like how he can just make up powers.”
“Wussup, my main man?”
“This guy was brought here mainly for my own enjoyment.”
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What is Lord_Gneo, and how can he amuse you?[edit | edit source]
Lord_Gneo is a magical being from the planet Zuna sent here originally to give Martha Stewart tips on her stocks.
The result of completing his mission, however, sent her to jail where she is still confined, being molested by space monkeys, sent by the will of Satan, the prince of Darkness. (who does not really exhist)
I am a woman, can he still amuse me?[edit | edit source]
If you desire sexual pleasure, and you are a woman, Lord_Gneo read an article in a Penthouse forum magazine, and has been enlightened in the ways of giving oral pleasure to women. Unfourtunatly, women can be bitches and think he's some repulsive emo type person, just because he listens to bands like Slipknot and Korn, and has scars on his hands from accidents involving knifes.
I am a man, can he still amuse me?[edit | edit source]
You are a man?
Meh.
Lord_Gneo and Gaia online[edit | edit source]
Lord_Gneo has been a member of Gaia Online since 02/04/2007. He has suffered from SEHS ever since, as the place known as the "Chatter box" makes his head asplode.
Roaming the Gaia Community Discussion, as well as Gaia towns, seeing all the cybering in Towns, and all the online begging for gold that has no worth in the real world has simpley made him loose all hope in humanity.
Pages you must view[edit | edit source]
There are some of this user's favorite articles. Check them out. Unless you are a Nazi.
List of weapons that don't exist, but should
Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
Puppy Luff
World of Whorecraft
ALIVE!
Hug People While You're on Fire Day
System of a Down
get rich quick
You have two cows
Kitten Huffing
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Oscar Wilde
I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick
HowTo:Get Downs Syndrome
FNORD
Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
Samuel L. Jackson
HowTo:Kill A Man With Your Bare Hands
AAAAAAAAA!
Russian Reversal
caps lock
spacebar
Holocaust Tycoon
Wal★Mart
Jihad★Mart
WMD
Pathological liar
Abortion
I Can't Believe It's Not Terrorism
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Userboxes[edit | edit source]
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
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This user's head A SPLODE. |
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT |
This user wishes all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean. |
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In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
This user is a Taahgaarxian
. Run, atheists, run! |
Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
RENT |
This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. |
This user raises their own chickenbox. |
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This user contributes using DOS
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
Usb! |
No, really! |
USB!!!!!11 |
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh! |
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This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return. |
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie! |
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message » |
This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
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This user has eye beams. |
This user is a veteran/combatant of the war. |
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