User:Lord Gneo

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This factoid is a complete, irredeemable cardboard box. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, attends at the Achilles' tendon, and is an unfunny gay-assed dillweed.
If you give to delete this you will most rarely plagiarize yourself.
Or the submitter will calcify your guacamole!!!!!!

This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

“This kid be Bat Fuck Insane!!”
~ Random noob on Gaia Online on Lord_Gneo

“OMGZ YUR SO CUTE HAV MEH BABIES!!!111!11!1!!!1!11”
~ Random scary girl from Gaia Online on Gneo.

“Yeah he was almost my favorite, I like how he can just make up powers.”
~ God on Gneo's Powers

“Wussup, my main man?”
~ Jesus on Lord_Gneo

“This guy was brought here mainly for my own enjoyment.”
~ Satan on Lord_Gneo

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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.

sa-P

This fucker speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

17-N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

rh-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

ko-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 한국어.

ja-F

This user got an F in 日本語 and likes their native language better (if they have one).

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

What is Lord_Gneo, and how can he amuse you?[edit | edit source]

Lord_Gneo is a magical being from the planet Zuna sent here originally to give Martha Stewart tips on her stocks.

The result of completing his mission, however, sent her to jail where she is still confined, being molested by space monkeys, sent by the will of Satan, the prince of Darkness. (who does not really exhist)

I am a woman, can he still amuse me?[edit | edit source]

If you desire sexual pleasure, and you are a woman, Lord_Gneo read an article in a Penthouse forum magazine, and has been enlightened in the ways of giving oral pleasure to women. Unfourtunatly, women can be bitches and think he's some repulsive emo type person, just because he listens to bands like Slipknot and Korn, and has scars on his hands from accidents involving knifes.

I am a man, can he still amuse me?[edit | edit source]

You are a man?

Meh.

Nobody cares.

Lord_Gneo and Gaia online[edit | edit source]

Lord_Gneo has been a member of Gaia Online since 02/04/2007. He has suffered from SEHS ever since, as the place known as the "Chatter box" makes his head asplode.

Roaming the Gaia Community Discussion, as well as Gaia towns, seeing all the cybering in Towns, and all the online begging for gold that has no worth in the real world has simpley made him loose all hope in humanity.

Pages you must view[edit | edit source]

There are some of this user's favorite articles. Check them out. Unless you are a Nazi.

List of weapons that don't exist, but should Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News Puppy Luff World of Whorecraft ALIVE! Hug People While You're on Fire Day System of a Down get rich quick You have two cows Kitten Huffing User:Steve Ballmer Oscar Wilde I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick HowTo:Get Downs Syndrome FNORD Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice Samuel L. Jackson HowTo:Kill A Man With Your Bare Hands AAAAAAAAA! Russian Reversal caps lock spacebar Holocaust Tycoon Wal★Mart Jihad★Mart WMD Pathological liar Abortion I Can't Believe It's Not Terrorism

Images I have made[edit | edit source]

People vandalize Wikipedia all the time, but nobody cares.

Cloud enjoying some good Buttsecks before saving Tifa.

Userboxes[edit | edit source]

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

This user's head A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

This user's only friends are make-believe.

This User joined the Grue Army, and is now masturbating to kill kittens.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user walks down the
left hand path

. Thus, they would be considered evil

by the Catholic Church

.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.

This user is a mutant.

♀♂

This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].

This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

!

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crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user

is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.

This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user raises their own chickenbox.

Temp

This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user contributes using DOS
.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This article has been intentionally left blank
Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.