User:Lord Gneo

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This article is a complete, irredeemable bum. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, allows at the forefinger, and is an unfunny woman.
If you attempt to subvocalise this,  you will most cheekily behead yourself.
Or the submitter will rinse your monorail!!!!!!

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This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

This kid be Bat Fuck Insane!!

Random noob on Gaia Online on Lord_Gneo

OMGZ YUR SO CUTE HAV MEH BABIES!!!111!11!1!!!1!11

Random scary girl from Gaia Online on Gneo.

Yeah he was almost my favorite, I like how he can just make up powers.

God on Gneo's Powers

Wussup, my main man?

Jesus on Lord_Gneo

This guy was brought here mainly for my own enjoyment.

Satan on Lord_Gneo

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What is Lord_Gneo, and how can he amuse you?[edit]

Lord_Gneo is a magical being from the planet Zuna sent here originally to give Martha Stewart tips on her stocks.

The result of completing his mission, however, sent her to jail where she is still confined, being molested by space monkeys, sent by the will of Satan, the prince of Darkness. (who does not really exhist)

I am a woman, can he still amuse me?[edit]

If you desire sexual pleasure, and you are a woman, Lord_Gneo read an article in a Penthouse forum magazine, and has been enlightened in the ways of giving oral pleasure to women. Unfourtunatly, women can be bitches and think he's some repulsive emo type person, just because he listens to bands like Slipknot and Korn, and has scars on his hands from accidents involving knifes.

I am a man, can he still amuse me?[edit]

You are a man?

Meh.

Nobody cares.

Lord_Gneo and Gaia online[edit]

Lord_Gneo has been a member of Gaia Online since 02/04/2007. He has suffered from SEHS ever since, as the place known as the "Chatter box" makes his head asplode.

Roaming the Gaia Community Discussion, as well as Gaia towns, seeing all the cybering in Towns, and all the online begging for gold that has no worth in the real world has simpley made him loose all hope in humanity.

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Cloud enjoying some good Buttsecks before saving Tifa.

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