User talk:Goshzilla

Welcome!

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  02:28, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks

For the vote on Googlewhack, glad you like it. And welcome to Uncyclopedia! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey! Have you changed your vote on Googlewhack? I know people who could have you killed. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

So do I.--Goshzilla 19:25, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

But that article is a thing of beauty. Several major deities of world religions have wept tears of joy over the beauty of that article. No pleasing some people. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks for the VFH of my article

Thanks for nominating "my" article,911 WTC controlled explosion, for VFH and it looks like it didn't get voted for(I haven't really looked yet...). I wasn't expecting someone to nominate it for VFH and it's still a work in progress( I had a Pee review for it posted recently) and I am slowly continuing to work on it( especially the grammar)so it wasn't really ready for VFH but thanks for nominating it.--Scott 03:52, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Just curious, but...

I noticed your comment on the lack of "Liberal bias" in your vote for U.S. Presidential Election, 1960 (thanks, by the way), but I find myself confused by the smirk with which the comment was presented. Care to explain? Thanks, --Kwakerjak 22:19, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

• Of course. I am a commie proud liberal, and I thought the article was a bit harsh on JFK, but I still liked it. Same thing with the works of Dave Barry; bit politically unlike Al Franken's books, yet still hilarious. --goshzilladisgusting unfunny nonsense 00:12, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

• Two things: First off, my writing sure as hell better not be like Al Franken's, as I'm politically conservative — what you were reading was basically conservative (or at least right-center) humor. Second, the implicit connections between Kennedy and Dubya were more to point out how one's perception of a public figure can be easily adjusted through a selective choice of what details you focus on. Kennedy just happens to have a whole lot of secondary details in common with Dubya, in much the same way that Gore has a lot of secondary details in common with Nixon. --Kwakerjak 01:01, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Sig

Your sig is sick, and vomiting code all over this website. Please administer first aid to it, before we terminate it. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/28 23:51

Indeed, that is much better. Thanks for your quick fix. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 11/29 00:09

THUD!

(Anvil put on userpage)

HA! This is better than an ol' ninjastar, any day! Look! It's shiny!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 13:15, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Braydie has awarded you some sweets! For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble

Hey, thanks for voting one of my articles, err, yeah.--—Braydie 17:20, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:32, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, but...

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

...if you're really just voting AGAINST Braydie, I'd rather you didn't do it by voting for me. I have a lot of respect for Braydie, so if you think what I do here is great, that's fine, I'm thrilled to have your vote. If, however, you don't think I deserve the award, and are just trying to hurt Braydie in some way, please take your vote for me down and use it for another user (possibly drama, who is up this month as well). Thanks.--<<>> 13:17, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

From me

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 08:06, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

NRV tag

Hya, just to let you know that we're trying to minimize the usage of the NRV tag and use the ICU one which is more user-friendly and less likely to scare people away. Check out NRV for more details. Usuaully I use the NRV one in case some cheeky bastard takes the ICU off without consent. Ciao. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:50, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Obviously No

You honestly thought I cared enough about that article to give up and not stand up for my ideals? Honestly, honestly.. we've gone through it like 10 times why I defend my right to use racial slurs and other things. Don't go pinning me out on anything. I'd like you to just go away. Disappear from my life permanently. That'd be nice. I don't care, delete everything I've done. I'd be fine. My attachment to them is less then my attachment to my ideals.

taa taa. ♥ Lacey • clicky 13:38, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Tibia

Hmm yeah, tibia article is really offensive, mostly because it's racist (wth most brazilians are also white)... better delete it before other brazilians see it, because can really be a reason to start a war between uncyclo and desciclo. And at least on desciclo racism is really illegal. - Raquel sama 23:40, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Red link in your "first" news article

STI decides to "do evil" - I've read your article and it has a red link. Maybe you'd care to fix it? anger2headshot 05:25, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

This "is" a wiki

True, but there is also something as common politeness. If I specifically asked not to change the content (not talking about grammar which, of course, I don't mind) - I'd expect that you extend this curtsy. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:25, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

*sigh* You're right, and I'm possibly too sensitive about things I'm writing. Usually I don't mind edits, the thing is that you changed some elements that I thought were essential to the article. No hard feelings I hope, and as a compensation I attach a cookie:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has awarded you a Nuclear missile Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 11:10, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

User:Goshzilla/☻

You have a new subpage! Aren't you glad I'm not here to tell you I huffed your page? Honestly though, I was going to huff it. You should probably use {{WIP}} or something next time, or not create oneliners. ;) --The Zombiebaron 23:39, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Late Show Top Ten thing.

Theanks for the compliment. I still have to add the rest of the rejected "Top ten" lists though. 01:26,23 January 2007 (UTC)

+S

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

—Braydie at 23:56, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

FSM

Y'aaarrrrrrrr

UOTM

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

—Braydie at 15:24, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof!
	Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

--El Zoof 01:22, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Audio UnNews

Thank you for your interest in Audio UnNews Whitey-tighties! We at UnNews thank you in your interest in contributing to UnNews, your source for up to the minute misinformation. We all at UnNews are waiting to here what you sound like, so we all can go "cool! didn't know Goshzilla sounded like that!". Please contact me on my userpage (preferably on UnNews) when you are ready to start, and if you have any questions. Again we thank you for your interest, and hope you'll enjoy the project (enough to start also help with other Audio UnNews projects, such as Speaking UnNews and UnNews Phreakline)! Terinjokes|Blab 23:41, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:30, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

From Wolfpac 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIrcjgj1rRE

Some nutjob blocked me saying I am Big Boss 0. Who the fuck is that? I want to know who this son of a bitch is! Wolfpac 1 19:25, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Aww, shucks!

Thank you for the comment you left on my user talk page! I feel a little more Uncyclopedian. <3 --The Baker St. Irregular 16:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

Hi

Thanks for the welcome message, ill keep the door in mind. I did something stupid already re: Image:Jesus.jpg. I was trying to upload a picture but one existed with the same name and i overwrote. Tried to revert but i dont think it worked. Could you please help reverting myself? Danke Turktonos 14:24, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

VFD

Did you say you wanted Shampoo moved to your userspace on VFD? I know that's what it says but I wondered why you didn't do it yourself. Either reply here.. or on my talk page (the latter is probably quicker) —Braydie 04:05, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Its a She?

Apparently so :P Either that or I'm one really confused dude. With girl parts. *ahem* Ty for the userpage edit ;P Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 03:46, 24 April 2007

Hi

Hello!--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 11:52, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Here they come!

	High Gen. Grue has given you a YT-100 Space Freighter!
	For voting Han For Admin
	"It's fast, but not as fast as the Millennium Falcon. Good weapons, upgraded hyperdrive, each proclaimed a piece of junk by Luke Skywalker.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

cookie

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 23:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Global Cooling

In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia. Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool.

- Slithy Tove 06:51, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder

About your recent edit to Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder...I'm a bit confused about what you mean by "templatecruft", and why it must be removed. The custom template was totally coded in the article, not taking up a separate Uncyclopedia page, it was legitimate humour in the sense that it took two Uncyclopedia clichés and combined them in a rhyming couplet, and it was part of the article throughout the VFH voting process and its eventual feature. As such, I see no reason why it should be removed. Please explain why you did so, and, if it really is a problem, please give me a suggestion on how I can still incorporate the template without it being "templatecruft". For now, I've reverted your edit and restored the template, but I don't want this to turn into an edit war. Please tell me why you removed it, and also any possible fixes that don't involve killing the template altogether. Thank you very much in advance! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 20:50, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

All hail!

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 09:41, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedian Forces

A while back you signed up for our Nexus War Uncyclopedian Forces and i'm doing a chase up of all the inactive members and also doing some recruitment. If you've quit playing could you let me know so I can add you to our retired members list. Thanks :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 4, 14:33

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

ohai

You're decided to return to the scene of the crime? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:41, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Who am I? Why am I here? goshzillacorrespondence 04:03, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

blimey

i was like, who is this new fella doing the welcome? and then it turns out, you're an old fella. Welcome back! Leverage (talk) 20:20, 27 May 2015 (UTC)