Articles that I wrote a few years back when I was active.Most of these are decidedly unfunny. I wasn't as good as a writer back them but some them had a good idea...I think
I originally wrote this as straight up satire of 911turth.org sites that were prevalent a few years ago. Flawed logic and everything. I like the direction it went when I abandoned with Pepsi and mementos.
well anyways it sucked and someone put it for deletion and it instead of it being deleted they moved to my user space. Apparently some people didn't get it the joke but yeah it sucks
The Head Chronicler of BENSON has awarded you this Certificate of Certification, which Certifies that you have done a certifiably right good job of helping him in his efforts to write enough Chronicles to fill a dump truck.
This user does not speak English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all English speakers.
I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
