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Hello my name is Peter Stansberg I am a Business Strategist and Investment Broker,I have over 25 years of experience in wealth management and wealth creation. I have worked with thousands of clients all over the world. I have managed money for the some the worlds richest billionaires on wall street and invested in some the smallest businesses on main street. I have made million dollar deals with multinational corporations and I have managed the currency for small countries Now I would like to share you the secret of success that my clients that my clients have used to create wealth like never before seen.

In my new series of books I will explore how to:

  • Learn the secretes of success
  • Be a winner
  • Buy your way into happiness

I will provide details of many different path of success and give you a complete understanding of my clients which include:

Each of the my books in the Getting Rich is available to you at fair price of $59.95*. Now you don't have to buy these books. After all these books are not intended for everyone. However you should buy these books if you want to be a Winner but if you don't that alright you'll just be a Poor, fat, ugly, dumb loser

The choice is yours

Getting Rich:The Path to Success[edit | edit source]

Getting Rich:Video Games[edit | edit source]

Getting Rich:Silicon Valley[edit | edit source]

Getting Rich:Nations[edit | edit source]

Getting Rich:Wall Street[edit | edit source]

Getting Rich:Meth and Heroin[edit | edit source]

Getting Rich:Wikia[edit | edit source]

About The Author[edit | edit source]

Peter Stansberg is well know business expert hired by some most prestigious businesses in the world. He earned his MBA from the University of Las Vegas and has worked for over 25 years in the industry. He lives in Florida were runs his businesses.

Legal Disclaimer[edit | edit source]

If you have any sort mortality you shouldn't use any of the advice given in these books. I'm Peter's lawyer and even I'm appalled by the shady practice given in this book,
Hell I'm a lawyer and I willing work Peter and I find these books to deprived of all morality or ethics. Not to mention most of this shit is illegal

*this may go up whenever I feel like it.