User:Haze1956

“He wrote Blade Runner......because I made him that way”

~ God on Haze1956

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is reading your thoughts!

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• Things I have written for either my own amusement or to annoy others.

UnNews

• Trouble afoot for Indian leg thieves

• Sumo Summer Camp for kids to open

• School district shocked by porn charges

• Disney to host Gay unions

• 700-pound woman removed from dumpster

• Astronaut launches Navy career

• Slaughter at Scifi Convention audience members mauled

• Jack Lalanne ready to be boxed

• Barbie robs bank further pads resume

• Anna Nicole Smith paternity claims increasing

Articles

• Orange County Choppers

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Articles I have rewritten because the "voices" in my head said I should.

• Blade Runner

• Kari Byron

• Ventriloquism for Dummies

• US bikini wax ban plans ditched

• Titanic Celebrations Begin Early in Greece

• Harry Potter murders everyone at Hogwarts

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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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