User talk:PrincessCaitlai

	Phooey Approved Jan 2008

”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 00:22, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm like....soooooo in LOVE with you!

Its very very true, my dear dear friend!

Tayor MUN (Praise!) 15:54, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

YOU'VE BEEN UNBANNED FROM #UNCYLOPEDIA!!!!

Yaaaay! The noob painted gates are open!

Run RUN to this s***hole of an IRC room!

Beware the deadly and aggravated $...

And as soon as you enter, for your personal well being, type /ignore DiZtheGreat

Good hunting!

NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire ______соединяйтесь! 17:53, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

And the rest of your IRC allies!!!

Yaaay!

Hiya

Have fun editing and making votes and all that stuff...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:13, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

It would seem you had difficulyies and not even a formal greeting, so here goes....

Welcome!

Hello, PrincessCaitlai, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Hey there

You may not know it but you are. 16:14, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

01:47, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Pie Man

Thanks for the votes at VFH! This is a 'magic' pie which has the filling of your choice. So, enjoy! -- Hindleyite 18:35, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Sigmachure

Okay, change the text color or something. It hurts the eyes to read it. --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 00:22, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

"Sigmachure" Redux

First, don't change the colour. It's a royal colour now and you might be mistaken as a commoner if it was a common colour.

Second, fix your sig. It's spilling code on edit pages...luckily it's easy to fix. Read Signature templates.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:51, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:08, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Commercial Conformity Period. Erm, I mean Christmas. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:20, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa! This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget, Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded. So be good, or else.

Merry Christmas, mommy! Now where's my present? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:57, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Hugs

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

Happy Valentine's Day

As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, DiZ would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them. Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you get some this year.

--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:13, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Oops

Hi, I got banned from the channel for a couple days for goofing around with Tom last night. I originally thought his link was to some bad image, but apparently it totally screwed up people's computers.--24.80.70.174 20:01, 27 February 2007 (UTC)oops again, I logged out, that was me--Shandon 20:02, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

My Comrade

18:31, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Tigers and Cardinals

Uncle J thanks you

Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.

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UnNews:Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta

Thank you for your vote. It's nice to know that someone gets my sense of humor. Please don't die! I plan on writing more. :) --Kenvalyi 02:32, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

We Shall Never Forget

LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race. Thank you for remembering

~ 17:14, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

meh

Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours!

And that's x2 if I can count correctly. Anyway, I would like to send you a T-Shirt. I would like to, but you know, I'm too damn lazy/poor/dumb/who the hell uses the postal service anyways? -- 20:45, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you...

For the "FOR" vote on the 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York.

Hugs,

PP

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:21, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!} _{Don't click here!}

Another Thanks!

For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts! Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:58, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

For voting for her article, UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure, has awarded you: The inside of a magic 8-ball. Now all your choices will be easy.

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Mmmmm Children

	The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!!
	Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012

02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You've won the spaz award \o/

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands PrincessCaitlai this award ^_^ ! Awarded for being one of the few females on IRC and the Internet

Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number four from my free cookie giveaway

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Hey, I really do Feel The Love. Thanks for the vote!--Shandon 04:55, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Sanks!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:28, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

THX

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:09, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you very much

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:08, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 19:12 Mar 26, 2024 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Shanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:05, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Slithy Tove 05:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

PrincessCaitlai

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Thanks you!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:15, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Anniversary!!!

Princess, a few days late, but: congratulations (to Uncyclopedia) for you being here a year now. And shame to all the people who didn't notice. Off with their heads!!! D.G.Neree 22:42, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:28, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:12, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. You are the most special of all the users who voted for me on UotM last month. Whereas thoughtless bastards like Mhaille's vote was only worth 1/17000 contributions, yours was worth a healthy 1/100. Y'know? Yeah. Stay in school. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:41, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

YOU HAZ UZERPAJE????

Ha! Found you! --Andorin Kato 07:01, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

A WARNING

ARE YOU PREPARED? SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.

Merry

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Merry Christmas Caitlai -RAHB 07:39, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:17, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Enjoy!

You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM. Extreme caution should be used when drinking or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from children under six.

As per thanks, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:35, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Mistress Pussy

This user is a Mistress Pussy of the SISTERHOOD. Beware her wet tee.

We are trying to build a female user group here at Uncyc, and are awarding all established female Uncyclopedians the title of Mistress Pussy. You are free to use this lovely template on your userpage {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophia}} from here on to eternity. All praise Sophia! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:24, 11 Mar

PAULODVDRW BRAZIL

Hello PrincessCaitlai!!! [1]

I am going here to give you good night ((kisses))!!!200.140.80.23 03:49, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Ridiculously late thankings

	BOO!! Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
	Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:46, Mar 29

Every dirty template that comes along...

Hey, Punk!

You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.

So thanks for the vote.

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

17/04/2008 @ 03:16

Late thanks!

Thanks, son! But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son? Thanks for voting for Veteran.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:44 Jun 3

Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, PrincessCaitlai!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, PrincessCaitlai, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!

Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 23:46 Dec 21