User talk:Zaui

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Welcome[edit]

Hello, Zaui, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or the use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

You may also want to read Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing.
Here are some other helpful places for new users:
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List of New Users--Hrodulf - 20:26, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit]

Thanks for contributing the Zidane article... your sister is a funny topic. One little detail: UnNews article titles are formatted with only the first word and proper nouns capitalized. There's a quick thing you can read at Help:How to write an UnNews article, and some other stuff about formatting and such if you need advice. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:33, 6 September 2006 (UTC) I extend my personal welcome to UnNews, and the compulsory blessing:

It pleases me that you've so enjoyed being blessed. Go forth and subtract from the sum total of human knowledge, sure in step and flatulent in sound. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:53, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Greetings[edit]

Hey don't worry about having stuff deleted, it happens to everyone. Sometimes we have to be tough to try and keep the quality levels up, there's so much gets submitted everyday that its difficult to judge the fine line between crap and potential. Keep going, the more you write the better you'll get, and thats good for Uncyclopedia. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Fellow South Valleyer[edit]

Helloo!!! I am from D-Rape! I wrote articles on SLC and Draper, and am planning one on Millcreek. w00t! Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie.png-Icons-flag-us.png KUN SEXY WH

Now[edit]

Now when you change your sig on zaui/sig it'll automatically change all over the place.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 22:43, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Yep. Knew that, just didn't realize it wasn't pasting the template before. Thanks again for the help. - Zaui TALK MUN - 22:47, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Merry Kaizum Me![edit]

Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:14, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Now, Turn Left![edit]

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:46, 8 January 2007 (UTC)