User talk:Zaui

Welcome

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List of New Users--Hrodulf - 20:26, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Thanks for contributing the Zidane article... your sister is a funny topic. One little detail: UnNews article titles are formatted with only the first word and proper nouns capitalized. There's a quick thing you can read at Help:How to write an UnNews article, and some other stuff about formatting and such if you need advice. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:33, 6 September 2006 (UTC) I extend my personal welcome to UnNews, and the compulsory blessing:

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

It pleases me that you've so enjoyed being blessed. Go forth and subtract from the sum total of human knowledge, sure in step and flatulent in sound. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:53, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Greetings

Hey don't worry about having stuff deleted, it happens to everyone. Sometimes we have to be tough to try and keep the quality levels up, there's so much gets submitted everyday that its difficult to judge the fine line between crap and potential. Keep going, the more you write the better you'll get, and thats good for Uncyclopedia. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Fellow South Valleyer

Helloo!!! I am from D-Rape! I wrote articles on SLC and Draper, and am planning one on Millcreek. w00t! Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH

Now

Now when you change your sig on zaui/sig it'll automatically change all over the place.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 22:43, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Yep. Knew that, just didn't realize it wasn't pasting the template before. Thanks again for the help. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 22:47, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Merry Kaizum Me!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:14, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Now, Turn Left!

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:46, 8 January 2007 (UTC)