User:Zaui

That's a mighty fine gork you got there, Zaui

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Zaui from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Zaui moves amongst those within the gate freely, Zaui's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Zaui appears not a traitor; Zaui speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Zaui appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Zaui rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Zaui is the plague.”

– Marcus Tutilius Cicero on Zaui

Viewer Mail

“I think it's lol. Good skewering of ethnic identity politics.”

– Hrodulf on Vote for Bill Richardson because he is a western Hispanic

“Very well done!.”

– 166.214.121.28 on Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain

“This is brilliant.”

– Kalir on Sandy City, Utah

Start the list, Chester STUFF I'VE DONE Articles Spotted Owl Sandy City, Utah UnTunes Ode to Country Music UnNews October 2007 Lack of houses slows California fires May 2007 Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks (audio by Zim_ulator) Vote for Bill Richardson because he is a western Hispanic (audio by Zim_ulator) April 2007 Not the same old African orphan charity February 2007 Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain (audio by Zim_ulator) December 2006 UnNews ignores Kwanzaa Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea (audio by Zim_ulator) Bush will not be rushed into decision Iran opens "Holocaust Revue" (started by J M Hoffman) (audio by Zim_ulator) Democrats' new intelligence chairman don't know nuthin 'bout nuthin November 2006 Hideously ugly radio host fired for being too polite (audio by Flyingfeline) October 2006 Britain to use climate change report to push for return to feudalism (audio by Dawg) Modern humans, neanderthals may have interbred (audio by Zim_ulator) Marijuana may stave off Alzheimer's (audio by Zim_ulator) Man recites pi to 100,000 places (audio by Severian) September 2006 Iranian leader urges more Paypal protests Your sister caused Zidane headbutt (audio by Zim_ulator) August 2006 Astronomers Drop Pluto After Erratic Behavior Bush administration: Earth only Planet that Really Matters (audio by Zim_ulator) STUFF I SHOULD DO Mind of Mignola - Mind of Mencia riff Solar Calculator EPA ISO 9000 WORKSHOP UnNews Sandy City Sandbox Tools Quote mark-up: {{Q|Tasty!|God|[[Spotted Owl]]s}} looks like: “Tasty!” – God on Spotted Owls

Zaui namespace Uncyclopedia:Babel Member of the Order This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. This user is a gork and probably thinks Bigfoot can dance. For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Zaui also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. Baby needs a new gork!