UnNews:Your sister caused Zidane headbutt

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6 September 2006

Your sister really did it this time.

HONG KONG, Republik of Korea -- After two months of silence, it has been revealed that your sister caused France's Zinedine Zidane's headbutt on Italy's Marco Materazzi during the World Cup final between France and Italy.

Zidane was sent off after receiving a red card for the head-butt. Italy went on to win on penalty kicks.

When reached for comment, your sister said, "It wasn't something nice, true. But it never is with me, is it?"

This is just the latest incident in a long history of trouble involving your sister. First there was that time when she was a toddler and starting tearing pages out of your favorite book. Then she kept hanging out with you when you just wanted to play with your friends. Later, she kept provoking you into fights and then went running to your parents for help. As you got older, she started wearing your clothes and stealing your boyfriends and sleeping with your friends.

After this latest incident, Materazzi said, "The door to my house will always be open. And if your sister wants, she knows where to find my address."

Oh no, here we go again...

Sources

• Yahoo News "Your Sister is at it again" Yahoo News, September 6, 2006