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UnNews articles in spoken form.
Recent UnNews Audio articles[edit | edit source]
| Article | Audio |
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| Republicans warn of dictatorship if Obama wins | UnNews--Election 2010, we distort, you decide.mp3 |
| President Partons turkey | Joe Biden Jolene.mp3 |
| Time-traveling, English speaking dinosaur explains evolution; Creationists unconvinced | UnNews_Time-travelling,_English_speaking_dinosaur_explains_evolution_Creationists_unconvinced.MP3 |
| UnNews remembers Phil Spector | UnNews Phil Spector obit.mp3 |
| Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time | |
| The President of the United States is a racist | UnNews Trump racist shithole.mp3 |
| New natural history museum opens | UnNews_New_natural_history_museum_opens.mp3 |
| Judge Brings Down Ruling in New Jersey Satan Case | SatanCourt.ogg |
| Tips to avoid the coronavirus | UnNews Coronavirus tips (Part 1).mp3 |
| Tips to avoid the coronavirus | UnNews Coronavirus tips (Part 2).mp3 |
| New TV show to depict Iranian sailor hostage drama | UnNews_New_TV_show_to_depict_Iranian_Sailor_Hostage_drama.mp3 |
| Former Cambodian dictator Paul Pot wins Britain’s Got Talent | UnNews_Former_Cambodian_Dictator_Paul_Pot_wins_Britain's_Got_Talent.mp3 |
| "Emma Roberts is not Nancy Drew," protesters say | UnNews_Emma_Roberts_is_not_Nancy_Drew,_protesters_say.MP3 |
| Papua New Guinea declares war on Boris Johnson | UnNews_Papua_New_Guinea_declares_war_on_Boris_Johnson.MP3 |
| North Korea to separate onto their own island | UnNews North Korea split.mp3 |
| Something might happen tomorrow | UnNews Something Might Happen Tomorrow.mp3 |
| UnNews Chief entraps popular news-reader | UnNews--Chief entraps popular news-reader.mp3 |
| Maddox doesn't update; the end is nigh! | UnNews_070204_Maddox_doesnt_update_the_end_is_nigh.mp3 |
| Ken Lay has aneurism, avoids embarrassing sentencing process | UnNews_Ken_Lay_has_aneurism,_avoids_embarrassing_sentencing_process.MP3 |
| Nerds Resume Missile Tests | UnNews_Nerds_Resume_Missile_Tests.OGG |
| 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue secedes from Union | UnNews_1600_Pennsylvania_Avenue_secedes_from_Union.MP3 |
| UK floods turn out to be advertisement for "Evan Almighty" | UnNews UK floods turn out to be advertisement for Evan Almighty.mp3 |
| Economists declare Asia fucking rules! | UnNews_economists_declare_asia_rules.mp3 |
| Uzbek silk spun with child labor | UnNews--Uzbek silk spun with child labor.mp3 |
| Iraqi Cabinet setback | UnNews_Iraqi_Cabinet_setback.mp3 |
| UnNews remembers Burt Reynolds | UnNews Burt Reynolds obit.mp3 |
| UnNews remembers Aretha Franklin | UnNews Aretha Franklin obit.mp3 |
| Madonna turns 60 | UnNews Madonna 60.mp3 |
| Halloween (2018) soundtrack arriving in October | UnNews Halloween soundtrack 2018.mp3 |
| VFP explodes | vfp_explodes.ogg |
| Watch the Halloween trailer (2018) | UnNews Halloween trailer 2018 (Part 1).mp3 |
| Watch the Halloween trailer (2018) | UnNews Halloween trailer 2018 (Part 2).mp3 |
Pages in category "UnNewsAudio"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 1,954 total.
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- UnNews:'Atlantis' found on ocean floor
- UnNews:'Bugger that for a joke,' says Australian soldier
- UnNews:'Ethical' Metroid lines created
- UnNews:'Final Countdown' hitmakers want to tackle fake news
- UnNews:'Lolita' bed for girls withdrawn
- UnNews:'Men are from Mars and women are from Venus' theory proved
- UnNews:'No opt-out' on gays for Catholic church
- UnNews:'Sturdy Desk' for sale
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- UnNews:"Administrative Error" leads to full scale invasion of Tie Rack
- UnNews:"Chemical Ali" sentenced to death; sons vow revenge, anger, denial, celibacy and all those good stuff
- UnNews:"Don't worry, you'll meet somebody," says girl
- UnNews:"Drunkest City" Milwaukee arrested in bar fight with Chicago
- UnNews:"Emma Roberts is not Nancy Drew," protesters say
- UnNews:"Ernest Goes to Haiti" to be released in theatres this week
- UnNews:"Fair dinkum" for Aussie migrants
- UnNews:"Fiddy" Cent in "redneck" row
- UnNews:"Flatulent" Fumes Kill On Camping Trip
- UnNews:"Ha! NERNER-NER-NERNER you didn't win" - F1 ace Alonso revels in failure of plucky Brit Hamilton
- UnNews:"Here comes the aeroplane" baby-feeding technique made illegal by Congress
- UnNews:"I Let Falco Out Of Hell!": Billy Mays Reveals All
- UnNews:"I love democracy" declares Palpatine
- UnNews:"Ipswich Ripper - The Musical" outrages the media
- UnNews:"Jesus vs. Palpatine" debate rages over Internet
- UnNews:"Live Earth" gigs cancelled to prevent Global Warming
- UnNews:"Lost" writers in talks about ending
- UnNews:"Low Food" Diet takes nation by storm
- UnNews:"Mr. Peanut" speaks in new ad campaign
- UnNews:"Runaway General" McChrystal found and returned home
- UnNews:"Sarnia" leads at box office
- UnNews:"The Unexpected" hits family
- UnNews:"Where is the love?" asks stud stallion
- UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout
- UnNews:"Your opinion matters, tell it to the hand" says UK Government
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- UnNews:1 Million Dead from Chinese Typhoon "No Biggie"
- UnNews:12 year old victim of "Religious Intolerance"
- UnNews:13-year-old wins Writer of the Month, despite rules and common sense
- UnNews:13,889th suicide bomber reaches Paradise, but Allah runs out of virgins
- UnNews:14 Tesco stores forced to close in bomb scare
- UnNews:1600 Pennsylvania Avenue secedes from Union
- UnNews:17 Iraqi Bodies Found in Baghdad Cafe
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- UnNews:A 90s kid remembers Scrooge McDuck voice Alan Young
- UnNews:A few words about Trump and the 2016 election
- UnNews:AAAAAA! gets mispeeled
- UnNews:AAAAAAAAA!
- UnNews:Abandoned Sum of USD $25 Million Found in Account at Union Bank of Nigeria
- UnNews:Abu Hamza to Appear in Theatre Production of Peter Pan
- UnNews:Accurate search launches
- UnNews:ACORN dies; believed to have resurrected
- UnNews:Activist treed by “fund-raising” deed: naked may be the better disguise, after all
- UnNews:Actor Jim Carrey says having no skin "worth it"
- UnNews:Advertising makes kids fat lardos, says FCC
- UnNews:Africa loses status as a continent
- UnNews:After 30 years of marriage, a London man discovers that his wife is actually a rare Yucca plant
- UnNews:After Cheney-administered water boarding, Iraqi PM backs timetable
- UnNews:Aguilera flubs National Anthem
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad captures denial triple crown
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad oversleeps, forgets to destroy world
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad pleads, "Send us your homosexuals"
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad snaps up "renovators delight" - US missile base
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Happy new Jewish year
- UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party
- UnNews:Airline proposes fee to use lavatory
- UnNews:Airport worker sent home in crucifix row
- UnNews:Airstrike accidentally kills a baker's dozen of Afghan police
- UnNews:Al and Tipper Gore split up
- UnNews:Al Gore wins Noble Peas Prize
- UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral"
- UnNews:Al Qaeda trying to recruit truck driver from California highway collapse
- UnNews:Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks
- UnNews:Al-Gayda casts die in Israeli conflict
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans
- UnNews:Al-Qaida Inc. expanding, now recruiting scientists
- UnNews:Alabama okays latex bikinis
- UnNews:Alan Colmes decries ratings
- UnNews:Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
- UnNews:Alex Trebek fails to answer in form of question, suffers heart attack
- UnNews:All crises end, unfortunately
- UnNews:All other states to follow in the footsteps of CalExit, want to leave US as well
- UnNews:All political parties agree to be soft on crime
- UnNews:All your boxers are belong to us
- UnNews:All-purpose Jesus announces hostile takeover bid
- UnNews:Allen headbutts Macaca
- UnNews:Alzheimer's advocacy group offended by 'Never Forget'
- UnNews:America celebrates Columbo Day
- UnNews:America to have cheaper power
- UnNews:America warms up to Obama-care
- UnNews:American billionare buys London Bridge, causes riots
- UnNews:American convert could face death
- UnNews:American entertainment news sources in a panic
- UnNews:American Idol loser hosts razor blade party
- UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share
- UnNews:Americans awarded Nobel Prize for useless discovery
- UnNews:Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad
- UnNews:Americans want to know; where de white women at?
- UnNews:Amy Winehouse sentenced to a month in rehab; she says, "No no no!"
- UnNews:An all new, prettier, better blue screen of death
- UnNews:Analyst: War on Fish will end in 50 years
- UnNews:Analysts predict National Optimism Day will be a miserable failure
- UnNews:Ancient chimps invented hammer
- UnNews:Andrew Flintoff offered presidency of Russia
- UnNews:Andy Griffith sues himself
- UnNews:Andy Murray offered English nationality
- UnNews:Angela Merkel lies down in a darkened room
- UnNews:Ankara destroys Armenian church
- UnNews:Anna Nicole Smith to be divided into thirds, distributed
- UnNews:Annan on Blair: Shit fuck poo tits
- UnNews:Anne Frank story set to launch as comic book
- UnNews:Anonymous user's Uncyclopedia article hampered by production delays
- UnNews:Another bird flu outbreak successfully covered up
- UnNews:Another internet "FBI agent" turns out to be 12yo girl
- UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur
- UnNews:Anti-union Wisconsin law published despite injunction
- UnNews:AOL buys Huffington Post
- UnNews:AOL Discloses Searches Of All Two Subscribers
- UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave
- UnNews:Apple "stunned" to find stats on reception and profit are crap
- UnNews:Apple Buys Out Uncyclopedia
- UnNews:Apple stocks rise on introduction of new iToilet
- UnNews:Apple unveils new device - the "rotary phone"
- UnNews:Applebee's takes a hit after ill-timed "Spinach Sensations" menu
- UnNews:Arizona immigration news "round-up"
- UnNews:Arizona pundit "round-up"
- UnNews:Army declares Silly String a "hazardous substance"
- UnNews:Army launches new recruiting ad campaign
- UnNews:Arrests made after drug dealers complain of fraud
- UnNews:Art Buchwald dead again at 81
- UnNews:Article "Cheap Rip-off of the Onion" Sources say
- UnNews:Asbestos and the Law
- UnNews:Ashley Judd adopts Lucy Fowler's lifestyle
- UnNews:Asteroid impact 2038 - Earth definitely doomed (again)
- UnNews:Astronaut launches Navy career
- UnNews:Astronomers to Rename Embarrassing Planet
- UnNews:Astronomical misunderstanding dictates this season's fashions
- UnNews:Athlete stripped of medal at the European Athletics Championship
- UnNews:Attempted popejacking foiled
- UnNews:Australia in Iraq for the free beer, admits Minister
- UnNews:Australia orders fleet of prison hulks
- UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!"
- UnNews:Australia shits itself about Fiji coup
- UnNews:Australia to Aborigines: 'Sorry for the killing and the stealing and stuff'
- UnNews:Automobile to single-handedly demasculinize the U.S.A.
- UnNews:Ayman al-Zawahiri warns: I am impotent and complicit
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- UnNews:Baby not taking baptism well
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- UnNews:Ban on web gambling boosts "throw away your money" websites
- UnNews:Bangladesh censors Facebook
- UnNews:Bank of America eyes Barclays, Barclays calls police
- UnNews:Baptist minister confounded, now hates everybody
- UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé
- UnNews:Barney is in critical condition at St. Alphonzo's Children’s Hospital
- UnNews:Baroness heads M.A.R.S. after boardroom shakeup
- UnNews:Barry Bonds hits 755 consecutive home runs in single inning
- UnNews:Baseball discards playoff format
- UnNews:Baseball's integrity dies
- UnNews:Basketball star LeBron James freed from slavery
- UnNews:Bat Fuck Operating System (BFOS) in Beta testing, may be dangerous
- UnNews:Battered Obama frees the hostages
- UnNews:BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters
- UnNews:BBC plans documentary "I Love The C-Word"
- UnNews:Beaches oiled for maintenance
- UnNews:Bears shit in the woods, scientists baffled
- UnNews:Beck sees conspiracy in BP spill and Cuban meeting
- UnNews:Beer-warehouse shooter complained of racism
- UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend
- UnNews:Beloved Slavic Former Leader Passes, Ascends to Heaven
- UnNews:Beowulf's Barrow discovered!
- UnNews:Bernie Sanders voted Super Bowl MVP
- UnNews:Bible mistranslated; Conan to inherit the earth
- UnNews:Biblical Researcher Discovers "6666" Pin-Number of the Beast
- UnNews:Big Bopper still dead
- UnNews:Big Brother 8 to be more like 1984
- UnNews:Big Brother accused of "classism"
- UnNews:Big Brother Bush: ‘unwar in Eurasia unfar’
- UnNews:Big Brother contestant put to death for witchcraft
- UnNews:Big Brother picks all-corpse house in latest venture
- UnNews:Big, fat, pink celebrities, celebrate the Pig Year in China
- UnNews:Bill Clinton now says "words matter"
- UnNews:Bill Gates blows fortune on bubble gum
- UnNews:Bill O'Reilly condemns subway rescuer for "disgusting physical closeness to another man"
- UnNews:Bill O'Reilly predicts America will become Sweden
- UnNews:Billy Mays' Head Explodes
- UnNews:Billy Mays' Head Explodes... Again
- UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
- UnNews:Bin Laden dies; E. coli lauded
- UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference
- UnNews:Bin Laden releases video; demands release of Mokey plush
- UnNews:Bin Laden slams author Saddam Hussein
- UnNews:Bin-Laden advises Jihadists to warn authorities
- UnNews:Black Bear victim in race discrimination
Media in category "UnNewsAudio"
The following 18 files are in this category, out of 18 total.
UnNews God responds to lawsuit.mp3 ; 2.19 MB
- UnNews Rain falls on United Kingdom.mp3 ; 1.95 MB
- Unnews-leprechauns.ogg ; 2.63 MB