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Lack of structures to burn slows California fires

Hades, California - California wildfires that have destroyed 1,300 homes and forced the evacuation of 500,000 people raged into a fifth day on Thursday, but firefighters seized on a break in the weather to largely halt the march of destruction.

"We are happy to report that all the houses in San Diego County have burned to the ground." California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger reported, "This has caused the fires to greatly reduce in intensity. The wind can blow all it wants now, but there's nothing else to burn.


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Family secret finally revealed to children[edit | edit source]

On Thursday, the children in the Crispin family were finally told the truth.

Siblings Ford, Davenport, and Corian Crispin


Ford. Davenport. Corian.