User talk:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini

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Construction

Fine with me, just remember, if it's not editted within 7 days there's a good chance someone will come along and delete it... because that's just the way it is 'round here.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:38, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Aristotle in a Bottle

Hey, nice work on Unquotable:Aristotle! You even followed the fancy formatting conventions and everything! Don't forget to add it to Unquotable:Main Page and Unquotable:NavTemplate, unless you'd rather I did that for you. Anyway, keep up the good work, man! And hey, just for that, I won't even ask if you're an actual Mormon!  c • > • cunwapquc? 03:51, 11 June 2006 (UTC) OK, I'm dying to know.. Are you - oh, forget it.

Fellow South Valleyer

Heh. I know right where Wayne's World drive is. The city must have been on crack when they let that name go through. I've done a major revision on Sandy City, Utah if you want to take a look. I'm going to submit it to Pee Review also. I'll try to add to the Draper and SLC articles when I can. Zaui 19:39, 21 June 2006 (UTC)

Serendipity or evil forces?

One of the two caused us to grab that article UnNews:Switzerland: The Newest Member in The Axis of Evil™ title and finish it within hours of each other. I prefer evil myself. Anyway, I thought I ought to tell you I put up this article UnNews:Switzerland: the newest member in Axis of Evil™, the real story with the difference in title stictly due to you're beating me to the punch. I thought maybe we could use this as a start of some slowly-building rivalry within UnNews, that might spin off into it's own stories. I'm going to record both to audio, but I want to wait until I get your input... just hope you get back to me soon, or I might have to start without your help. Let me know what you think, if you care, on my talk page. Thanks Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:14, 26 June 2006 (UTC)

Stoner High

Great find of the t-shit pic :P --George VI 20:23, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

be it that you are

spect on the metanet forums? I was wondering about that. Scythe33 02:52, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

The Apple Tree

Hello there. I'm Claudius, nice to meet you. I found your UnNews:General Washington offers comfort, oxygen to Khalil Gibran hysterical, I wrote the UnNews:Khalil Gibran wounded in Israeli Attack article and was delighted to see yours. I'm having a tough time finding inoffensive ways to poke fun at the middle east situation, but humor will always find a way to persevere. Kudos.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:05, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Israel_calls_upon_stormtroopers,_begins_large-scale_invasion_of_Lebanon

You know, I'm really in for trying to find the humerous sides of the conflict in the middle east. However, I feel that you have crossed the fine line between humor and plain propoganda in this article. The title looks promising - and I would have expected Israel to send Vader at the head of the stormtroopers invasion to Lebanon - however, the article looks like a standard Al Manar broadcast to me....

Once again, I can take humor real good, and I'll be the first to make fun of my country - but this particular piece is not about humor. Take care.

-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 21:41, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

Al-Gayda

Hey there, Ayatollah. Like your man Mordillo, I thought the stormtrooper story was a pretty ropey, and when I saw the al-Gayda headline, I thought it was going to suck. Imagine my surprise when I read the line: "some of the best New York designers are Jewish. With a little Queer help, southern Lebanon is going to get an extreme makeover." Laugh? I nearly plotzed. But maybe that's because I'm an athiest. Glad to see you haven't been scared off the Middle East thing. After all, if everyone in the Middle East went right back into their shell after offending someone there wouldn't even be a war there. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:59, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

One more thing

You wrote the Anglo-Saxon England piece? I checked it out cos I linked to it from a bullshit news story I was doing -- it's hilarious. Your piece, I mean. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:41, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

It's only rock'n'roll

Dammit! Did you do that Keef Richards thing? That was hilarious. I was hoping I could just waltz in here and take out the news reporter award, but I could be running up a dry gully after the horse has bolted. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 15:30, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the idea

I couldn't resist knocking out a goanna story. UnNews:Goanna ordered to see optometrist. Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 06:19, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

WIP expired

Hi there. The WIP/construction tag expired on your "HowTo: Be a Neo-Conservative" article some time ago, so for now I have moved it to your user space. It is now at User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/HowTo: Be a Neo-Conservative. Feel free to move it back once it's finished. Have a nice day! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:28, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

Nice one!

I liked the Michael Moore story, particularly the line "the state-sponsored Fox News". -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:27, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Er, dude

Your, like, work in progress about your fellow cleric Khomeini has somehow wound up on the UnNews Page -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:07, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey

When I saw that Mordillo had nommed me I was spewing I'd already voted for you, but you did the honourable thing. You're a credit to the Shiite faith. Good to see a two-horse race in a vote for a change. Just a pity it has to be us. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 15:40, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Personally I think you both deserve it, maybe we get a tie and the both of you can win ha? Well, may the best Shiite win! :) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:23, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Template:Original

I thought I'd let you know, I believe this template is used when you want to add something to the articles discussion page, like to explain a joke, discuss the ideas of the article, comment on where the idea came from, stuff like that. I removed it, but if you feel you can use it, please do. Please make sure you put something on the discussion page if you choose to do so. Thanks, and congrats on your tying with another fine writer for the Foolitzer. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:43, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Jolly good show, old bean!

I see we tied for the Foolitzer. Nice one. I thought you were going to get it outright there for a while.... -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 10:22, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Congrats on your new shiny! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:58, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Christmas

And happy new year. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:51, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:50, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

This holiday season, just remember, Christmas was the result of the usurping of a pagan tradition by Christians for their own selfish purposes, and Jesus was probably born in April.

-- Zaui 23:13, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations

--» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 20:38, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

We Shall Never Forget

LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race. Thank you for remembering

~ 17:00, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 02:17, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Big thank you!

Your nomination of the 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora New York on VfH was great, but your comments about its quality were very touching. Thank you so much for recognizing the article. Big hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:24, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Logan, Utah

Hey, your article that was called Logan, Utah has been moved to User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/Logan, Utah for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 00:04, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta.

	Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock.
	And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 07:32, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

WIP move notice of Siberia

Hey, your article that was called Siberia has been moved to User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/Siberia for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 11:17, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

Mormon?

I see you have the mormon user template, so you're LDS? -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

Sweetness. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (talk.to-do)

You sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Sep 16

Feel the power of science!!

	The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
	Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:27, Nov 12

Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
	*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:09, Dec 4

We need your help!

Someone nominated Stoner High School which you once voted for at VFH and it looks like we have a real chance this time. Here's the nom page if you want to help us out: Uncyclopedia:VFH#Stoner_High_School --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 12:31, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations and thank you!

Awarded in the grade of Commander. Thanks again, WE DID IT! --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 04:26, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey

You may wanna slow down with that template a bit. If it winds up on two many pages the joke dies, and that's bad. Try to keep it off of pages with other templates, too. Too many templates at the top or bottom of a page tends to look kinda bad. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:41, Sep 10

Thanks for the vote

Thanks for the vote on France Now let's go strike again!

Thanks there:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:56, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

United States presidential election, 1860

Hey there. I had to move your article into userspace, here, since its construction tag has expired. Work on it there all you like until it's ready for mainspace again. Any questions, feel free to ask on my talk page. Cheers! -RAHB 22:05, 1 November 2008 (UTC)