User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/Siberia

You may be looking for Siberia (band) and not even know it!

Glorious Red area is the peaceful realm of Siberia within Russian SFSR.

Greeting, Comrade, and be welcome to glorious frontier of Siberia! Siberia (Сиби́рь) is vast region of Soviet Russia which constitute almost all Northern Asia and largest part of Eurasian Steppe. It extend eastward from scenic Ural Mountains to Pacific Ocean, south from Arctic pole to hills of north-central Kazakhstan and Mongolia and China. It contain 56% of Soviet lands, and is of nearly great importance, like Edmonton S.S.R. or Canuckistani Department of Newfie's Land.

Origin of Name Siberia

Some source say that it come from Turkic for "sleeping land" because of gentle, sleepy nature of man under Socialism and Reeducation. Another version is that name was tribal name of Sibirs, Eurasian nomads who later assimilate to Siberian Tatars and willingly move for Comrade Stalin to Far Eastern Republic. Dr. Pamela Kyle Crossley, an American imperialist historian, asserts Comrade Lenin name Siberia after Anti-revisionist Chinese word Xibe, but this is Maoist-Imperialist lie. Whatever its origins, Siberia is a doubleplusgood area of already great Soviet Union.

History of Siberia

Siberia is great place for citizens and uneducated Party members to live, but was not always so. Siberia has long and illustrious history before glories of Marxism-Leninism make it great frontier of CCCP.

Scythians

First recorded tribe in Siberia was Scythians.