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neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (
(but I dream of becoming a Knight Commander)

Member of the Order
Yes, I do dress like this everyday.
My Signature, My Clipboard, Things I'm Testing, Keitei
This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
I have contributed 60,000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, NeoEva88 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. They have a book that could change your life.
This user's head A SPLODE.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is a native speaker of Texan.
This user is a native speaker of HTML.
This user is a native speaker of 1337.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español.
This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

My name is Jared I am a male. Alot of people think I am female because my screename has Eva in it, but it is actually supposed to be a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion. I realize it was a poor choice for a screename, bur it is too late ro change it now.

I edited Uncyc alot in 2005 on when it was a much smaller community. (Back in the good old days.) I took a break from it to focus more on school because I wanted to do better & then forgot about Uncyclopedia for awhile. I am not attending the University of Texas (hook 'em \m/)& have resumed editing after a long break.

Uncyc Busywork[edit | edit source]

Stuff I do when I should be studying. Since I am not that good at writing articles I spend alot of my time on Uncyclopedia doing mundane, repetetive busywork.

F@H[edit | edit source]

I pwn F@h, I am currently ranked fifth for contributions with a score over 60,000 & more than 300 work units. Hooray!

VFD Patrol[edit | edit source]

Sending bad articles to their eventual doom makes me feel better about my own badly written articles.

Stubbing[edit | edit source]

It's as easy as the The Uncyclopedia drinking game, just click random page over & over & if I come across a stubby article that is unmarked, I stub it. (As long as it isn't a page like Brevity or something of course.)

Topic Bolding[edit | edit source]

I am a bit OCD about how I format articles. However, I usually try not to push my OCDs onto other peoples article, with topic bolding being the one exception. Usually the first sentence of an article refers to what that article is about, and the actual article name is supposed to be bolded & if it isn't I will usually take the time to bold it myself.

Sources of Hubris[edit | edit source]

Highlights: Best Week Ever, Canned quotes, The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy, Ninja Pirate, Orange suit, Subtitled anime, Supremes Court, Waterproof

Articles I've Made: 555, ∩berday, Angel of Dorian Grey, Best Week Ever, Bizarro World, Canned quotes, Charlie's Angels, The Christio-Religio Ladderal Hiearchy, Clown Hitler, Cure for Cancer, David Bowie v. Mick Jagger, Godzi, Godzillo, Grey Angel, The Holy Rock, The Holy Spirit, Invisibility, Jeez, Joel McHale, Kick, Landing on the moon, Lizard Jesus, Making up numbers, The MC Escher Lizards, Mormon Tourette's Syndrome, Ninja Pirate, Orange suit, Owlnym, Personal Jesus, People with distinguished names, Redirect page, Subtitled anime, Spanish Inquistion, Stan, Supremes Court, Types of Ninjas, The Uncyclopedia drinking game, The United States of Whatever, Waterproof, Wildean Calendar

Templates: Template:AoED, Template:CRLH, Template:F@HUser, Template:JesiiPlaces, Template:WikipedianUser

Images: Image:Fakedmoonlanding.jpg, Image:Nudiagram.PNG, Image:JoelMcHaleinthecage.jpg, Image:NeoEva88.PNG, Image:USWflag.PNG, Image:Chessclub.jpg, Image:Otakustereo.jpg, Image:NarutoCell.gif, Image:OWLOL.PNG, Image:R2D2 mailbox.jpg

Article's I've Done Considerable Editing On: , Gosh, Jesús

Funny Conversation's[edit | edit source]

Keitei: I have mac
Jared: i gotcha
Jared: ha... mac
Keitei: is much better
Jared: ...exactly what i was thinking
Keitei: liar!
Jared: you got me
Keitei: liars go to hell!
Jared: uncyclopedia admins do too
Keitei: aww
***Keitei cries
Jared: you started it
Keitei: you lied first!
Jared: you were an uncyclopedia admin long before i lied
Keitei: hahahaha

Where I Can Be Found on the Web[edit | edit source]

Awards?[edit | edit source]

No really, I have actually earned some awards on Uncyclopedia.

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.
"Getting rid of canned quotes"
-Oscar Wilde


Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 01:38, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Featured?[edit | edit source]

My nerd image was featured on the front page, but it wasn't the featured image. Nonetheless, I am still proud.

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