User talk:54x
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, 54x, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
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F@H[edit source]
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Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,      thanks YOU!!
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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give
a damn & so should you. |
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I have contributed 0 |
And have a userbox or two. 20:50, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU![edit source]
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Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M! |
| Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!" |
-- herr doktor needsAbrain 
[scream!] 15:52, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
meh[edit source]
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Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours! |
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- 12 Eggs (beaten)
- 2 Cups of Flour
- 500g of Crap-Grade butter
- 1 Thanks a lot
- 3 WTF was that all abouts?
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21:27, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
unused image[edit source]
Hi, I'm deleting unused images. Is this one something you want to keep? If so, please add it to an article or another page (a subpage of your user page will do). Or you can add the {{notorphan|Link}} template to the image page. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 21:08, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
