User:James Rideout

This user is Canadian …and mildly smug about it!

I am a fun loving Atlantic Canadian. I like going to the beach to check out all the skin I can't do that sitting here in this shithole. Santa Claus is my idol.Unfortunately he's actually a child molester but I think deep down all of us are.

Favourite Articles

• UnNews:Supermodel Heidi Klum gives birth to seal's son
• UnNews:Woman charged with using boyfriend as a weapon
• UnNews:Pincer attack of Arctic and Antarctic air leaves island paradise out in the cold
• Smooth Herman

Friends

• Sturgdawg
• Uncle J