User talk:Sonje/3

Defilation

It's an evil deed. --UU - natter 15:09, May 13

OMG! My first rape! I feel that I should say something... um... help? --^Dame 15:10, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm here too! (Also, edit conflict!) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

GANG RAPE! That's going too far guys! --^Dame 15:12, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Oscar the Grouch

a candy bearing grouch

Hey! Gerry and I have done some work on the article and it is about to be nommed. But first, we changed it up a bit and need an updated version of the pot stand. It needs to be changed to candy stand. If that is possible. Maybe instead of it should have candy crossed out and it saying fruit stand or something. Thanks! The new version of the article ishere.   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:02, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure. But I don't completely understand. Do you want a new picture using a candy stand instead of a lemonade stand or do you want me just to change the current lemonade stand to say candy fruit with some candy visible instead of lemonade? It's looking good though. Will defo vote  For.. --^Dame 17:57, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, we made it more "sesame streetish" so instead of him selling drugs he is selling candy to children after bedtime. So any picture showing that will work. And thanks in advance for your vote!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Mkay, will do it as soon as I finish my Naruto marathon. --^Dame 20:26, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

But then why are the children outside after their bedtime? I see a plot hole! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:33 13 May 2009

They sneak out!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   20:34, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

That's highly irresponsable parenting, letting your child sneek out and get raped by candy bearing old men. You make me sick. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:36 13 May 2009

Oscar isn't an old man. He's an old grouch. Whore cHeDDaR 21:02,13May,2009

Soz for the delay, these things happen. But anyway. Attempt A. Let me know if it works. --^Dame 16:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Tweet

Mr McElroy says thanks! his blog is teh funnies! 11:44pm May 14th from web tanks for teh voats! 11:45pm May 14th from web

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:34 14 May 2009

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Hand-delivered by —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:53, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

My UnBook

So my friend is busy with "studying for final exams," or some bullshit, so you can make a cover for my UnBook if you really want to. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Mkay, I'll get right to it. Did you have any preferences or should I just wing it? --^Dame 16:20, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Wing it. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

And tell me when you're done. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:18, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Please haha. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:18, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Mkay, I'll get winging then. SHould be done tomorrow. --^Dame 22:37, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Beautiful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:30, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Just dropping by to see how the cover's coming along--I'm impatient, I know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:30, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

I went ahead and made a cover myself--if you still want to do a cover, go right ahead; yours will almost certainly be better than mine. Just letting ya know, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:18, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry for taking so long, this week turned out to be busier than I initially anticipated. Interesting spraypainting technique you have in MSPaint there :) Here is my attempt. Will it work or do you wanna stick with yours? --^Dame 11:58, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

My Usergroup

I'm also in the midst of trying to start a usergroup dedicated to sight quality control and the like. If you'd be interested in designing templates etc., let me know. —Sir Guildensternenstein 00:19, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

I saw bits of the idea at the dump. Sounds like fun. As you have probably noticed, writing is not really my thing. Perhaps I could be an honorary potato-wielding member or something. Like for IC. Just let me know if I can help. --^Dame 16:24, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Could you make up a bunch of templates and stuff? Something along the lines of what IC does, except with red instead of blue and the stylized German "Wehrmacht cross" being there instead of the IC flag. Or something. Again, just basically wing it. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:17, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

This is a slightly larger project so I'll need some time to work on it. I'll just steal the code from existing userboxes and templates and work from there. I'll use the saga at the Dump as a guide. Will hopefully have decent drafts by the end of the week. Let me know if there are any specific things you want added, aside from the cross I mean. --^Dame 22:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Cheddar made a wonderful template already:

Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

If you could work with him/follow that basic aesthetic, that would be really awesomely cool. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:07, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

<mock> I-beat-Son-je! I-beat-Son-je! I-beat-Son-je! I-beat-Son-je! </mock> Don Puttano cHeDDs 01:08,19May,2009

Yes, yes, well done Cheddar, you win, good job. I've been way too busy anyway. I'll try and contribute something later on. --^Dame 11:57, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you! Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

Also I'm working on something else and may require your photochopping brilliance again soon. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:22 18 May 2009

Kewl. Whaddaya have in mind? --^Dame 16:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Could you put grey, old-lady hair and really thick glasses (you know ones that make the eyes look huge) on this stick insect maybe remove the extra arms or maybe not, not sure which would be funnier. This may or may not be possible. Thanks! Oh here's the article it's for, I'm almost finished. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:26 18 May 2009

In fact do leave the arms. Thanks! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:33 18 May 2009

So is that possible do you know? It's just Nursery is just about finished and your picture would compleate the pre-peereview draft. :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:25 18 May 2009

It is possible. I'll do it as soon as I've finished Guildy's book cover. Should be done tomorrow. --^Dame 22:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks muchly masteress Sonje! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:35 18 May 2009

This is Inpatients Masquerading as Concern

Are you OK, Sonje? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:18 20 May 2009

This is Concern Masquerading as Inpatients

Please don't beat me with a stick

Where teh fuck's my picture? (but seriously, everything alright?) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:44 22 May 2009

I'm sowi Owain! I was weeeeeeellly busy. Anyway, here is a sticklady. Is this kinda what you wanted? And thanks for the "concern". --^Dame 12:01, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

You were mentioned in the UnSignpost! Check it out! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:03, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

OMG! There is a serial killer!?! trips Socky and runs upstairs screaming --^Dame 12:07, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

That was UU's suggestion, actually. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:08, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

AW! You guize missed me! sniff --^Dame 12:10, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

YAYA!!!! Sonje's back! And that's perfect pic thanks, not exactly what I had in mind but I think this possibly works better. I'll just add it to Nursery and see if compleation makes it look any better. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:22 22 May 2009

Oh, I just re-read your request. I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I can change it if you want. --^Dame 14:27, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Nah it's ok thanks though. Like I said I think it works out better this way. Whadda ya think to the article by the way? AS good as Sandcastle or much worse? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:30 22 May 2009

It's great, is it ready for VFH or are u still busy. You seem to be very in touch with your inner child Orian... Is there something you want to tell us? Hmmmm? --^Dame 15:40, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Like what...? As for the article I was hoping to get it peed first but if you think it's good enough to nominate now that's your descision (at least it will get soem attention, PEEING seems totally dead right now) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:46 22 May 2009

Yay! Thanks, did you know that if this gets featured withing May then I'd have had more features this month than in the whole of last year. I'm kinda hoping that happens because it sounds so impressive. Also What do you think I may, or may not, be "wanting to tell"? I'm curious. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:25 22 May 2009

I was insinuating that I suspect that you possibly have several small children locked in your basement, occasionally luring them to your study with candy where you then cross examine them to gain the neccesarry insight to compile articles with a child's unaffected and innocent viewpoint. --^Dame 15:13, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, no nothing that complex, I just havent grown up yet. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 15:23 25 May 2009

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Glorious Cajek return story By Socky Something known as a "Cajek" apparently made some sort of return recently. According to eyewitnesses, he updated his ban counter, wrote a few articles, got some of his old articles deleted, did some nominating and voting stuff at VFH, and made several comments on user talk pages. This, seemingly, is about what he used to do, although few of our readers are old enough to remember his previous contributions to Uncyclopedia. Cajek exclusively told us the following: "Gotta go bye see ya". People disappearing, people reappearing, people with little time on their hands, bots unavailable By Socky & UU What happened to users like MrN9000, Dexter111344, GlobalTourniquet and DrStrange? Were they run over by a train? Did they suffer from a heart attack? Are they running from the law? Or are we just getting too worked up after a couple of weeks' absence? Whatever be the case, we here at the UnSignpost hope they are all right and will be returning to us in the near future. More recently, it has come to our notice that Gerrycheevers, Sonje and RabbiTechno have been missing for at least a couple of days. Perhaps there is a serial killer stalking and brutally murdering bright Uncyc talents? (Are we getting good at this whole "wild press speculation and fear-mongering" thing yet or what?) In the mean time, fortunately, several other users have made glorious returns to Uncyclopedia. As documented elsewhere, a Cajek is apparently back and doing stuff. MNM5150 has been doing some things around places, mostly the forums. Readmesoon has been spotted at VFH and a few talkpages. Yettie has been sporadically active. And Todd Lyons has been doing more stuff recently than he was doing less recently. A lot of users seem to be unable to contribute as their work/school requires them to spend their time on "useful" things. The more young adult users/little kids seem to be struggling with certain "finals", like Mahm00shA for instance. SysRq appears to be working on his graduation. Statistics show that Hyperbole's activity has been rather low, but recently increased dramatically. For how long this trend will continue is uncertain. UU has been here intermittently, but keeps proclaiming himself to be "busy". He commented "I don't have time. In fact, I may not even have time for banning and deleting today, things are going fucking nuts! [...] I have teetering mounds of work, and nowhere near enough time! Arrrrrgh! (I almost feel a second exclamation mark coming on, but nothing's that bad...)" He then proved himself to be a big fat liar by editing this story and various other bits of the UnSignpost. Additionally, while Wikipedia is being overrun by bots, they seem to have gone completely extinct on Uncyclopedia. This has led to our beloved Socky becoming partly mechanized in order to fill the role of paperbot. However, he is currently planning to get his bot operational so he won't have to tire his arse off every week. Porn! Porn! Pr0n! By Socky There has been somewhat of a controversy as of lately about the existence of supposed pornographic images on Uncyclopedia. Some support the view "Only if it's funny.", while others say "Meh." The controversy led Orian57 to put all his gay porn on QVFD. Optimuschris was quoted saying "I don't know what the fuss is all about, there's no porn on Uncyclopedia!" The discussion seems to have concluded in something like "If it's really bothering you and isn't funny in any way, delete it!" Mnbvcxz might also want to add that pictures showing prominent nudity could give rise to some legal issues, though he wasn't actually available for comment, so we can't really be sure. Usergroups! Usergroups! Usergroups! By Socky War is raging in usergroup land. IC, suffering major losses, has been grinded to a halt and was forced into defensive strategy, regressing to trench warfare. But UNSOC, with masses of new recruits, has declared an all out war against any potential competition. Meanwhile, a new powerful group has arisen, Der Unwehr, and they have established themselves as a force to be reckoned with. The Goa Tse Clan has gone into hiding and remains a mystery to most Uncyclopedians. "The End" is being foretold once more By Socky Since this UnSignpost issue almost didn't make it to the press, it was inevitable that there would be foretellings of "The End" and it being "near". On Forum:Count to a million, Orian57 was found stating "we could all die [...] then how stupid would we look?" A lot of users made somewhat eccentric speculations on how several issues were related to this "impending doom". Multiliteralist, Cajek and Optimuschris posted the following "articles" in response to a request to write something for the UnSignpost. Porn and the impending doom By Multiliteralist As we all know, the impending doom to all good things is caused by porn. This vile practice of drawing pictures of naked women has spread so wide among our young men that it is almost impossible to get them to do anything else. User groups and the impending doom By Cajek No wai, the impending doom is caused by user groups! Impending doom and porn By Optimuschris Our porn! The usergroups are coming, and with them...impending doom! Treasure these last few mumble with your porn for the end is nigh! First person article about porn and impending doom By Multiliteralist I was in a usergroup, watching porn. Suddenly I understood watching porn in a usergroup would do nothing against the impending doom. I got rather stuck, and forgot the reason. Later, I forgot about the impending doom as well. That's what watching porn in a usergroup will do to you. Suddenly I understood: if you are the first person in a usergroup, nobody can make you watch porn. My advice if you are in a usergroup and someone tries to make you watch some porn, avert your eyes! if you see porn, remember that the doom is impending. The perfect solution to problems with porn, usergroups, and the impending doom Form your own usergroup and make others watch porn!

Check out these pages! A "clever" forum topic? Has the world gone completely insane? What in the name of Sophia is a "clan"? Voting to close voting on a votey type thing? From our logs MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER LOVER SPECIAL: 21:34, 14 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "Nevada" [edit=autoconfirmed] (expires 21:34, 14 May 2010 (UTC)) [move=autoconfirmed] (expires 21:34, 14 May 2010 (UTC)) ‎ (Why is the fucking nigger vandal back? I figured he would have killed himself by now, the little waste of sperm......) 01:38, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "ROMAN DOG BIRD IS A NIGGER FAGGOT WHO SUCKS MY COCK" [create=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Anybody else here a nigger faggot? Oh, wait, we all probably are. *goes back to eating his god damn fried chicken w/ Colt 45 on the side*) 05:49, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked 89.212.236.6 (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Fucking one trick pony. And stop accusing all of us of being black, you worthless little prick. You do realise how gay that makes you sound when you tell us to suck your dick, right?) 05:55, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "UNDER USER IS A NIGGER FAGGOT WHO SUCKS MY COCK 24/7" [create=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Oh, you're a clever little cookie, aren't you? I can't WAIT for you to do this me. Too bad I might not be up at the time...oh well.) 06:08, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "ROMAN DOG BIRD IS A NIGGER FAGGOT WHO SUCKS MY COCK 24/7" [create=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Oh, fuck it, I want to see what this little mongoloid can come up with instead, if anything. But seriously folks, in all seriousness, I'm as black as they get. A friend of mine told me this once.) 18:09, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "Joseph Stalin" [edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) [move=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) ‎ (Yeah, Bill Cosby pounded me up my gay nigger ass last night. It was HOTT.) 20:27, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked 89.46.52.10 (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Please end your life right now. Go take one od your father's guns, load it, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger.) 20:30, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) huffed "UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!" ‎ (Oh God, first the nigger vandal returns, and then you're ugly ass shows up again to "torment" us with your worthless crap. You need to kill yourself as well.) 20:31, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) huffed "Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!" ‎ (No, really. Tie a noose, put it around your head, hang yourself. Simple.) 20:32, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!" [create=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Yeah, yeah, we know already, you little crybaby. What did we ever do to you? Oh, wait, all you can do is cry and moan and make pages with periods and then blank them. Speech is beyond you, I guess.) 20:33, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!" [create=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (And I've never been more serious about this whole suicide thing. I've been reluctant to tell you people to do so in the past, but I really don't care anymore. It's not like you're really going to do it. I'm sure you're having a blast doing this every day.) 20:37, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) huffed "Talk:UNNEWS SUCKS!" ‎ (I'm sure you're not as much of a lower life form as I think you are. You just love doing this, knowing how much it irritates us. Me especially, as I'm the only one willing to type out messages this long in response.) 20:40, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) huffed "UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!" ‎ (I wonder what else you'll come up with. Are you just going to keep adding exclamation points? You must be one of the angriest people on the planet or something. You're worse than Idi Amin and God combined.) 20:40, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) huffed "Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!" ‎ (And I'm sure shit like this has been done before. Originality certainly is dead. I mean, can you get any lamer?) 20:42, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) huffed "UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!" ‎ (But really now, what if nobody deleted this shit? What if we let you and the nigger vandal just do what you always do? Would you assimilate the website so it's all the same shit? OH! What if you two got into a conflict?! That would be comedy bronze!) 20:43, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) huffed "Talk:UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!" ‎ (God, just imagine you two going at it, two little twats who think they're the rebellious type going at it, with.....with......oh man....) 20:50, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked 212.96.165.178 (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Yes it does. You're a real rebel aren't you? I bet you've murdered many blacks before and beaten up various others. I am TERRIFIED of you.) 20:51, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "Kentuckistan" [edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (You're talking about how we're nigger faggots like it's a bad thing. Well, if you keep talking about putting your dick in my mouth, that clearly makes you gay. Don't try to tell me you like women. You haven't said anything to prove this.) 22:19, 16 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) protected "Ohio" [edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Oh, so it's a domination thing, right? You can't possibly be gay since you're making me suck your cock, but I'm the one enjoying it since I'm a gay nigger, which is the type of person you hate. Right, okay, but do you like women? Y'know, with the vaginer?) 15:50, 17 May 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked ZooZoo (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎ (Your mother is a nigger. 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'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.

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(template courtesy of CheddarBBQ) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:59, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:29, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Any of your great 'chops would be appreciated if you have any ideas. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:29, 23 May

A Humble Image Request

An average antbortionist

Hiya Sonje, I hear tell round these here parts that you're the high-class dame folks 'r' askin' to 'chop their pics. Wellll, I have a need for a picture for my Antbortion rewrite. Sounds good so far? I'm thinking of doing a close-up shot of some ants crawling into a funnel in the foreground (this also takes up most of the picture), with some blurred legs visible in the background. (This will all make sense once you read the article.) If it can be helped, nothing graphic, please. Thanks a bunch, ma'am! Oh, and there'll be something it in for you, too, if you do it! Thanks again! Bye now! Bye! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:10, May 26

I take it this chop is for The Tickler? The article is looking good (and equally if not more so, horrifying). I'll see what I can do. As long as my reward isn't an antbortion it's all good :P --^Dame 00:22, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Here is a first draft idea. Not exactly what you asked for but I'm trying to avoid graphic grossness. --^Dame 01:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Verry nice. Not exactly what I had in mind, true, but still high quality and it gets the idea across. Thanks muchly. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:13, May 26

And, as promised, here you go:

Aw, Thank you :D Glad you like it, lemme know if you want changes though. --^Dame 23:20, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!

I was unaware that you actually did that. Also, it's a great deal better than my original cover. Your image is now the "cover" of my UnBook. Thanks! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:19, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad you like it. I was a bit worried there for a while. Anyway, next time you have a request I'll try and be a bit quicker. I see CheddarBBQ has sorted the templates for you but lemme know if you need anything more specific for the user group. And if any members need chops I'd be happy to help. --^Dame 00:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I placed a request at RadicalX's Corner

But I just realized I could just as well ask you in person. Here it is. I hope you can pull it off. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Lol, I just responded to it. Do you really want that specific image altered or can I do something new? --^Dame 00:40, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome to try something new, though I'd also like an adapted version of the giraffe image (even if it's just to see whether it looks better with a bigger giraffe/smaller human). —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I'll try. But if Zombiebaron comes to eat my brains I'm blaming you. --^Dame 23:23, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Right Mr. Sock, you'll have to guide me on this one. I've kept the .psd file with all the layers so you can pick a different background or less/more blood, or change the sizes of the giraffe/human. Just tell me what you want? --^Dame 20:57, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow! I love this! But maybe the human body in the front should be slightly smaller to match the people in the background. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:23, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem but pls note that the people in the background are actually little children so I'm only gonna make her a bit smaller. --^Dame 22:26, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

How bout now? --^Dame 09:51, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Okay, that's perfect! Thanks Sonje! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I have an image request

Do you think you could do something for my article, UnNews:Senior refuses to talk; Daughter upset? Staircase CUN^t 22:26, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. Did you have anything specific in mind? --^Dame 23:28, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

No, I just want something that goes with the article. Staircase CUN^t 00:58, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry about the pixelly-ness. I couldn't find any decent pics to work with. Low rez source images = crappy chops. If you can find better images for me to use I'd be happy to try again. --^Dame 00:55, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't really care if it's bad. Thanks a lot! Staircase CUN^t 00:57, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Also, what do you think about the article? (I'm just trying to see if I'm any good at writing) Staircase CUN^t 01:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I am probably the worst person here to ask that. You see, I have not yet written even one single article. I just chop. I did find it quite funny. If you want to improve it, best read HTBFANJS and ask one of the more verbose users for assistance, like Guildy, Orian57, Taggy or your unparent. Or get it Peed. Looks like your off to a good start though. --^Dame 01:34, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

How dare you not include me in that list!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:10,28May,2009

Three words Cheese boy, Hall of Shame. Don't despair though,Leprechaun seems to be doing well. Why haven't you written anything new? --^Dame 02:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Call it Writer's Block. I can't seem to think of anything. Maybe it's cause of finals and whatnot, but I am stumped on what to write. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:53,28May,2009

Thanks thank tank!!!

I have to thank you all again Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

And special thansk to you for the nom! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:31 27 May 2009

Another Request

DM Duchovny

Hey. You think you can chop a "cover" for my series of D&D articles? I just need a cover for the player's manual, which I can then use as the first image for the other articles. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:47, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

The articles are great. How is this cover? The resolution is a bit low but I can fix that later. --^Dame 22:20, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

That's beautiful. Thank you! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Portal images probably needed

• Hi, if you want to help, have a look at the new portals. The Portal:Science potato piece is a parody of Wikipedia's Science logo - I spent some time with it and am pretty satisfied it. I thought Portal:Games could have the lower part of a golf club with a potato, maybe so it will get hit the next millisecond, if you can fix that up without too much trouble. Now it has the same image science has, which is uncool and heavy.
• Also, if you need something imaginary/warped, I have Maya 6.5 Complete myself. If there's an idea that needs 3D stuff I can make some horrors and beauties, within reason. Oh yes and if we want to go the distance: I can even modify some of my finished 3D puppets a bit to fit some running concept you/someone else comes up with. Not much though, they're a lot of work. I have a few male characters with simple clothes, one has a blunderbust-like gun and a nazi-style cropped hair, another is fat and has a wacky hat. Props are easy to add but the characters themselves are slow to make, so I don't want to promise anything more than the use of those characters with slight alterations. All my characters have faces capable of a range of expressions, and are ready to be animated as well. I'm not an ace at the actual animations so I'll just offer them as stills. They look a bit like something out of Shrek. -- Style  Guide 08:03, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Here are some options:

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And thank you for the offer, I have not yet had a project that would require that degree of intensity but if I do I'll come straight to you. Thanks :D --^Dame 15:42, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the images. Golfpotato3 is best - just make the background all white. Then it fits better to where it's going. All are good but I think white background is best for the portal navigation bar, see Portal:Games. -- Style  Guide 18:10, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem. If you have any suggestions for improvement let me know and I'll fix it up. Good work on the portals project, it's looking really good. If you guys need any other pics I'd be happy to give it a try. --^Dame 18:18, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons

--T. (talk) 11:48, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

and, doubleplusthanks for

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

--T. (talk) 19:35, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

No prob, I loved the Untune. If you ever need a female vocalist or guitars on a track gimme a shout. I'm keen to do an audio attempt but haven't found a suitable song to parody. --^Dame 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

You do vocals? I remember that if I ever find a song to write/parody. Parody, I can't write songs from scratch. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:58 28 May 2009

I do indeed. I do serious lyrics but my comedic writing talents are er... limited. Which is why I stick to the potatochopping round here. This is my old band [1]. Its not great but I'm still working on the demos for my new one. --^Dame 21:09, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

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May 28th, 2009 • Issue 49 • The kind of news your momma warned you about

Going Portal by UU Under conditions of great secrecy, a select group of talented volunteers has been slaving away at the wiki-coalface, dedicating themselves to the selfless task of bringing Uncyclopedia a dedicated selection of portal pages. And now their tireless efforts are starting to bear fruit, with the first few being linked on the Main Page by noted twirly star of David, Mordillo. He proudly flagged them up as "new!", until Bradaphraser, more accurately understanding the IQ of the average Uncyclopedian, flagged then as "newd!" instead. What, some of you may ask, are portal pages? Well, rather than have us explain it laboriously for you (because that sounds like, you know, effort), why not take a look at the following highly sexy portals: Politics; Games; Science; History and Art. And with more to come including the intriguing concept of a Quaint portal from Cajek, one thing's for sure: there has recently been an increase in the number of portals on Uncyclopedia. What? Nile and Nile related articles invade Uncyclopedia! by Docile hippopotamus Actually, Nile and Nile related articles are not invading Uncyclopedia - we merely wanted to say that to see if you, the reader, were gullible enough to believe it. And you were. More like, "Nile and Nile related articles invade Uncyclopedia hoax!" Let's find out what Sir Edward Mahm00shA, professor of Egyptian history and archaeology at Oxford university exclusively had to say about this: "It is a lie. And Ra saw it was no good. And the band is with me. And they hath uttered not a word about invading Uncyclopedia. Verily! Ra hacketh off the phallus of he who lieth". See now? Undeniable proof from Sir Edward Mahm00shA that the band is chilling with him and have not even mentioned invading Uncyclopedia. We also asked the wealthy Egyptian and Babylonian antique collector Mr. Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar the 1st to comment and he exclusively replied: "Nile doesn't have any power. Now the Tigris-Euphrates, that's a different story". Not only does this tell us that the Tigris-Euphrates conspiracy theorists are cooler than Nile conspiracists, but that Nile could not invade Uncyclopedia even if they wanted to, and you should be afraid of the Tigris-Euphrates conspiracy theorists - very afraid. To sum it up, there is no Nile and Nile related articles invasion of Uncyclopedia, just as there is no cabal.

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The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanx Dex, glad to see you back :D --^Dame 20:14, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

So...

...you should definitely join my usergroup, because you're awesome. You would wear the special title of Propagandameister, and be the official go-to for image chopping needs. Would you be interested? Your name's already sufficiently German-sounding. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Count me in Mein Unfuhrer. Zig Heil! --^Dame 21:18, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

It's actually "Sieg Heil" (hail victory!), silly. I'll add your name to the chart, and talk to Cheddar about making you a rank template, unless you want to handle that last bit yourself. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:29, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't do German, my Dutch is ok though. Kind of. Anyway, its probably best to ask Cheddar, to keep all the templates uniform. Cheese boy has done a good job so I wont interfere. --^Dame 09:35, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Done. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:24,29May,2009

Since you don't make articles...

Snickers is the devil's candy bar

A tasty remote control

...Would you mind making me an image or two? I need some for User:Staircase/Milky Way. One, I would at least like to have with somebody eating a Milky Way bar and maybe throwing/destroying a snickers bar. Also, could you make an image regarding one of its uses, such as a Galaxy, Plunger or Remote? Anything will be appreciated. Staircase CUN^t 18:24, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'll see what I can do. But I don't think it will be this weekend. Probably only by Tuesday. --^Dame 22:08, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Anytime is good for me. Thanks! Staircase CUN^t 22:14, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Here is the remote control pic, I'm still working on the other one. --^Dame 16:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Couldn't find good pics of people eating a chocolate so how is this instead? --^Dame 18:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Tese are excellent! Thanks, Sonje! I don't know how you do it so well. Staircase CUN^t 19:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

I just came by to thank all you. Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

Thank you so much for those pictures! They really pulled this article together.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:48, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

It was a pleasure, when are we doing Dr Seuss? --^Dame 09:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:08, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Congratapulations Socky, you totally deserve it! --^Dame 09:11, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

You're a potatochopper

Do you think this is fake?

Saberwolf116 01:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I am not very good at photoshop, but can pretty safetly assure you that this is a fake.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   01:04, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

If the planes crashed, it would result in an explosion, therefore destroying the camera. Photoshopped. Staircase CUN^t 01:09, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Very astute observations Taggy and Steppy. If it was, real the plane in the window view would probably be a toy plane cause it's too small to be so close. --^Dame 09:10, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Also you would be able to see more of the wings. --^Dame 15:18, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

hello

How are you today? Also the real reason I'm here -- well actually there's two, but primarily I'd like to request your votes on the top three. I'd like votes on Sandcastle and Mr McElroyland in particular though because I personally think they really deserve it but yeah, you don't have to obviously, just saying the option is there. I know I'm a horrible diseased whore, sorry. And geuss what! I want a picture. Could you make me a cow with a money motif, I want it to look like the sort of thing a quiz show would use as its logo. Perhaps, in fact maybe it should, include the words "Heard of Cash". Or use more than one cow. I hope this isn't too vague, if it is I can think of what I actually want but yeah. It's for this script, that I'm working on, experimenting with my writing as I've been encouraged to do (rightly so, because the last thing I want is to become stale). Anyway, thanks and Seriously, how ya doing? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:36 2 June 2009

Thanks for voting for Oscar Orian...*sniff*    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I know I know I know, I'm a horrible person! I no doubt would have but I never got round to reading it. I still have two votes left on the top of May though, and I'll cast them as soon as I've read everything. Sorry, I do feel bad. :( ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:55 2 June 2009

Actually I don't need that picture now. abandoning that particular idea. It was shit anyway. I mean really really shit. and bad. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:58 2 June 2009

tl;dr and also... Aaaah! Rape! And also... I'm fine Orian thanks for asking. And also... you can both count on my votes. And also... Woohoo for Socky UoTM! And finally... what was the point of this, what do u ultimately want from me? --^Dame 09:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I Have A Feeling You've Heard This Before...

The Three Keeblers

But I need a pic. Maybe 2. Hi. I'm LongLiverh3, and I'm new on Der Unwehr. Please respond on my talk page, if you choose to oblige. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

You're the one I adopted aren't you? You do know about the watchlist don't you? Just click the watch tab and you get told when She's responded. I geuss it's ok to request it differently but it does help to keep the conversation in one place. Other wise you end up with two. :) ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:54 2 June 2009

Yes, I would kinda prefer to discuss things here. Keeps it all tidy. Also... are you the only one who actually has an actual image request? --^Dame 09:41, 2

Yeah, Im the only one with an image request. Whatever you want, Sonje. Since you're the one everybody asks for pics from, i thought i would go along with the crowd, if you know what i mean... It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. June 2009 (UTC)

Indeed, resistance is futile, etc. So what pic would you like? Unfortunately the naked pics of Orian57 are sold out. --^Dame 15:00, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Darnit, I was looking for one of those... but since there is none, I would like a picture of three Keebler Elves singing at a concert, does that sound doable? It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Oh, what? Now you're profitting from my humiliation? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:41 2 June 2009

Yes. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Indenting: use one mote colon than the person you are repling to used. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 02:43 3 June 2009

I understand completely. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Keebler elves. Sure. Not profiting from your humiliation Orian, profiting from your exhibitionism. --^Dame 12:15, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

This ok? What is it for?--^Dame 16:26, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

(edit conflict.) That will be perfect. i would also like 1 more of an animated recording studio. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Actually, I'll be good. Thanks. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Hmm...now that there is all this talk on image requests...

Rossi takes the lead...

logo?

I felt awkward without having my own. If you are up for it, Staircase and I need a few for Potato Sack Races. If you can, we need one with maybe a few athletic guys hopping with sacks with fadded brand logos on them, similar to Nascar sponsor logos. If you get what I am saying...And maybe an "official" professional Potato Sack Racing logo for the first picture. Think you can help?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   15:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

For the professional level section? I shall see what I can do. --^Dame 15:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes and the official logo is for the intro.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   15:37, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Will this work? I'm still working on a logo. And tell Stepps I've not forgotten about his request, I'm working on it. --^Dame 12:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

And here is a potential logo. --^Dame 13:36, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Love em both! Excellent work again Sonje! Thank you so much!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:36, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, my princess

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:08 June 3 '09

Thankies!

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:18, Jun 4