Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/May

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month, and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become Uncyclopedia's Top 3 of May 2009. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.Voting ends on the 15th

AIDS (Space Program) Score: 12 (Featured: 10 May 2009) Staircase Orian57 Tagstit Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Nameable Sonje Mahm00shA Gerrycheevers Moneke Docile hippopotamus Saberwolf116 Todd Lyons Albanian interpretationalist cinema Score: 4 (Featured: 29 May 2009) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Sonje TheLedBalloon Todd Lyons Free lunch Score: 4 (Featured: 26 May 2009) Mahm00shA CheddarBBQ YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans DJ Irreverent Gazelle Score: 11 (Featured: 15 May 2009) Orian57 Staircase Tagstit NaturalBornKieler Under user Gerrycheevers DJ Irreverent Sonje Mnbvcxz Moneke Docile hippopotamus History of Google Score: 6 (Featured: 6 May 2009) NaturalBornKieler Under user Moneke ImNotASunbeam DJ Irreverent Todd Lyons Great Britain Score: 9 (Featured: 25 May 2009) Orian57 Thekillerfroggy Guildensternenstein Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Staircase Mahm00shA Gerrycheevers Optimuschris TheLedBalloon HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle Score: 13 (Featured: 7 May 2009) Orian57 Tagstit Mahm00shA Necropaxx Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Sonje Nameable LongLiverh3 YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans Methamphetamine! Optimuschris DJ Irreverent Todd Lyons HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics Score: 2 (Featured: 5 May 2009) Necropaxx CheddarBBQ HowTo:Be An Honest Crook Score: 3 (Featured: 24 May 2009) YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans ImNotASunbeam Todd Lyons Joseph Conrad Score: 1 (Featured: 2 May 2009) Sonje Kingfisher Score: 7 (Featured: 8 May 2009) Necropaxx Sonje Gerrycheevers Thekillerfroggy YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans Moneke DJ Irreverent Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters Score: 5 (Featured: 19 May 2009) Necropaxx Nameable Sonje Under user Todd Lyons Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater Score: 3 (Featured: 22 May 2009) Guildensternenstein CheddarBBQ Docile hippopotamus Nursery Score: 8 (Featured: 27 May 2009) Orian57 LongLiverh3 Tagstit Mahm00shA CheddarBBQ Nameable Sockpuppet of an unregistered user ImNotASunbeam

Oscar the Grouch Score: 11 (Featured: 31 May 2009) Tagstit CheddarBBQ Staircase Orian57 Sonje Gerrycheevers Mnbvcxz Docile hippopotamus Sockpuppet of an unregistered user ImNotASunbeam Saberwolf116 Red Lobster Score: 8 (Featured: 20 May 2009) Staircase Tagstit Necropaxx Modusoperandi Under user YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans CheddarBBQ Moneke Robert Shaw Score: 4 (Featured: 12 May 2009) Necropaxx Under user Gerrycheevers Todd Lyons Seal Clubbing Score: 3 (Featured: 11 May 2009) Staircase Guildensternenstein NaturalBornKieler Strategic Stereotypical Australian Reserve Score: 1 (Featured: 3 May 2009) Gerrycheevers Tapheselachophobia Score: 8 (Featured: 16 May 2009) Staircase Necropaxx Nameable Under user CheddarBBQ Cajek Docile hippopotamus Todd Lyons UnBooks:American History! Score: 3 (Featured: 9 May 2009) Guildensternenstein CheddarBBQ Mnbvcxz Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set Score: 4 (Featured: 23 May 2009) Mahm00shA Necropaxx Staircase Docile hippopotamus UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world Score: 3 (Featured: 1 May 2009) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user ImNotASunbeam Todd Lyons UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen Score: 1 (Featured: 13 May 2009) YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese Score: 5 (Featured: 17 May 2009) Staircase Necropaxx Sockpuppet of an unregistered user TheLedBalloon Docile hippopotamus UnScripts:The Device Score: 10 (Featured: 28 May 2009) Orian57 Staircase Mahm00shA CheddarBBQ Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Sonje Under user Cajek TheLedBalloon Nameable UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey Score: 5 (Featured: 21 May 2009) Mahm00shA Necropaxx Nameable TheLedBalloon Todd Lyons UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand! Score: 5 (Featured: 14 May 2009) Orian57 Guildensternenstein Mahm00shA Sonje Nameable Why?:Don't You Get a Job? Score: 3 (Featured: 18 May 2009) Under user Orian57 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

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