User talk:Sonje/8

Rape!

This brings back memories. Also, when did you steal my archive box? Is it just me or does it say "3" two times? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:08, 13 November 2010

Socky, you're a serial rapist! Also, I stole ur archive box AGES ago! I'm a serial thief. Also, it soes say 3 twice and finally, I'm gonna make some edits to the untune coz i've been working on it. It could quite possibly be done this year. --^Dame 17:13, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

This year? That's marvelous! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:16, 13 November 2010

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

Hey, I don't know if you want this.

This user was a judge in the November 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!

But I made it incase any of the judges want it. I'm a judge to so... Ya. After the whole thing is said and done, I'll chavge it so it says: "This user was a judge in the 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!".

Thanks Magic Man, it looks great. -^Dame 20:39, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Look Nomination name Scandal Gnome

Check out it

Dude, please stop spamming VFP with those crappy nominations. I don't think any of them are eligible. Read the rules. VFP is for images created by Uncyc users not randomness. Srsly! The IE logo? WTF? And also, sign ur posts. -^Dame 20:44, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

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Ta

Thank you for voting my 40th feature this has enabled me to receive free electro-convulsive aversion therapy.--Sog1970 21:52, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'm kind of crap at talking to people. Butr thanks for all the support over the last couple years. You back in RSA now? I miss it when it's November. And, December through to May really. But then I used to miss rain from March to October when I was in Botswana - perpetually unfulfilled, or something. --Sog1970 21:52, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hello Soggy! Congratulations on all the features. You truly are a marvel! I am back in SA and it is the hottest November ever! Or maybe that's cause I got used to all that lovely Scottish weather. Anyway, keep up the excellent writing and do pop round anytime if you need a piccie :) -^Dame 22:06, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

You're going to regret that offer! Any chance of chopping a picture of Osama Bin Laden with the stripey red and white hat from "The Grinch who stole Christmas"/ "Cat in the hat"/Every Dr Seuss book ever? I could do it myself, but it'll be shit. I had in mind the live action hat (live action hat?) from the Mike Meyers film of the Grinch, but if the hat from the book illustrations is easier, or looks funnier.... --Sog1970 09:02, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

It's for User:Sog1970/Dr Seuss:The Git who Stoned Christians - in case you wanted a preview. Childishness and current events that are a mere 9 years out of date - surely a work of genius! --Sog1970 09:04, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

I regret nothing. Except when I'm drunk, combining photoshop and liqor is rarely a wise choise. I've been starved for decent requests. Osama in a hat sounds fun. I owe UU another pic so I'll try finish his and yours by the weekend. -^Dame 18:25, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

That would be top notch if you could. I think I'm done with the tweakage, so it lacks just the finishing touch of another good piccie, and then I believe his Soggishness has said he may put it in the direction of a nom. Bountiful gratitude in advance. --UU - natter 21:13, Nov 30

Here you go my good Sog. Will this do? --^Dame 11:16, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

FANTASTIC Sog1970 12:01, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Excellent. Is it just my blackberry or has his face gone pixelated. If it has ill fix it when I reach a pc. -^Dame 12:31, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Looks good to me. Makes the article look right at the start too. --Sog1970 16:31, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

And now looks equally good on the main page. thanks again. --Sog1970 11:23, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me, talented person

Why hello there Sonje, have I told you lately how talented and beautiful you are? I haven't? Remind me to get on that some time soon, I really should do it. Anyway, if you have time, do you think you could rustle up a little something for Scraggle? Something that's a little bigger and better than the 2 150px postage stamps I have on there now? Anything would be good - from just a quick 'chop of a Scrabble box, to bigger, better versions of what's there, or something new and betterer. If you're not inspired, or you're busy, that's cool, just thought I'd ask. Toodles! --UU - natter 09:30, Nov 17

Hallo UU! Its always a pleasure to graphically assist you :P I'd love to! I'll get on it as soon as I can, prob friday cause its my b-day today so I will be too drunk to wield the potato axe shortly. -^Dame 09:37, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well allow me to wish you the very happiest of birthdays Sonje, I hope you have an absolute blinder! Hmm, this calls for cake... More cake, possibly, but cake nonetheless. --UU - natter 09:48, Nov 17

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Thanks for the cake UU, I looked at it happily while munching further cake. Here is teh first pic, just the box. I'm working on an x-ray of someone with a tile tray up their nose. Will finish it when I get back from Harry Potter \o/ --^Dame 13:57, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Sonje, I think I can officially declare without fear of contradiction that you rock. --UU - natter 10:45, Nov 23

Here you go UU. Hope this one will work. If you have any other ideas lemme know. -^Dame 00:03, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Sonje, that is - like your good self - pretty close to perfect. Please accept a ton of gratitude. --UU - natter 09:21, Dec 1

Always a pleasure UU. Lemme know if there is anything else you need, your pictorial requests are always fun to chop. --^Dame 09:51, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Punji Stick

Much thanks for your vote. Now you have reduced the odds of stepping on a punji stick by 0.11%. Cheers!--Funnybony    08:29, Nov 20

I thought you might want to know that...

UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) got featured! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:16, 5 December 2010

Yay! We are so awesome! Well done Socky! Lemme know if u wanna do another one! -^Dame 17:20, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

Template thingy

Thanks again for doing that awesome audio. Link for additional voting. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:19, 5 December 2010

The Grue Army

Hello Sonje, Meganew and I were wondering... Would you like to join the grue army? The grue army is a group created for the sole purpose of reverting vandalism, QVFDing, VFDing, and ICUing crappy articles, helping noobs, and breaking up destructive flame wars, unless on BHOP. We don't have too many users any more, so we need you to join. So here's what you do if you wanna join: 1) go here, and click some of the links at the top and read about us. 2) Add your name to one, some, or all of the squadrons. 3) Do your job (depending on which squadron(s) you joined). 4) Once a week, or once a month report what you've done here. And rise up the ranks! So please join, we need you. -- 01:44, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Magic man, I can see that the Grue Army does valuable work but I am unable to join at present. I am still in Africa and only get internet access occasionally. So I don't think I'm active enough right now. Maybe next year. --^Dame 09:19, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

A plea for help

Hi Sonje, I have been referred to you by UU with regard to my request here. I was wondering if you could create an image for me? Would really appreciate assistance of some kind, and I can pay you in 100% cheese. You can't say fairer than that. --ChiefjusticePS2 09:53, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Well you could say in "100% pounds sterling".    Orian57    Talk   11:06 13 December 2010

No probs Chief, I'll whip something up as soon as I can. As UU mentioned, it might be difficult to find the exact font but I'll try to make something similar. I prefer to be paid in undying devotion but seeing as I already have that (particularly in Orian's case), cheese or pounds will be acceptable. --^Dame 11:46, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

Oh Sonje! If I only you had a dick, I would suck it.    Orian57    Talk   11:58 13 December 2010

And I'm sure I'd enjoy it. Here is your piccie Chief. Lemme know if I should change it up, I couldnt decide where to put stuff and its easy to shift around. So if you think something else will look better with the layout of the unsignpost just gimme your instructions. --^Dame 15:00, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

I think you've got one of these already...

Celtic Ninja Star This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore

But have another one for the pics. Thanks again:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:32, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Sycamore, I shall treasure it always. Lemme know if you need any other pics or audio :) --^Dame 22:40, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon

The subject of this article is such an ass hole that he won’t even thank you. He told me to do it. Hey, fuck him! But, thank you!--Funnybony    16:20, Dec 18

Another ego boost for you...

	Article Narrator of the Month December 2010

Congratulations. You deserve it. Just don't tell anyone if you didn't actually get in enough pieces to qualify, or something. You really do deserve it. 1234 ~ 01:47, 1 January 2011

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I greatly appreciate your support.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:44, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

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Madame!

How is you doing? I just got pics from my family vacationing in Capetown enjoying the summer as we're freezing our asses off in Europe. Bastards!

How free are you these days for a little graphic project? ~ 12:09, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Dillo. Hope u and the Mrs had a great time in the mother city. Next time you're here I'll take you on safari. For you I always have time. What did you have in mind? -(Sonje)^Dame 13:21, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Unfortunately it wasn't us, was my South African family who lives in Durban, who just went there, hired a place on the beach and send pics of it everyday while we were smothered in snow! :) Thanks for the help! I'm writing a piece over a kids show called Dougie in Disguise (I've sank that low and now write over the shows that my 9 month old watches...) and want to take this - [1] and turn the surrounding figures into him dressed as - a trans-gender, an SS guard, a viking, a pimp and let's say something like a slick pampered rich kid. Hope that's not too much! --~ 11:59, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry forgot to ask, can I also get the figures as individual ones as well? --~ 12:11, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, I see now that I misread your initial message. I'll make that piccie for you soon as I can. Should be fun. --^Dame 12:30, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hartlijk bedankt! ~ 19:08, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! Again!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for yet again supporting my recently featured article.

I yet again greatly appreciate your support.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:35, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

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Thanks!

Ya know, people used to spam these messages all over the place. How times can change. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:46, 17 January 2011

True, now I feel bad. Will have to make a new template. --^Dame 11:27, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Hey there pretty lady...

Just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are Best MS Paint pictures category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:06, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the reminder Syccie, I'll get right on that. --^Dame 18:29, February 2, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry bout the lateness had/have a research proposal to do for uni. --^Dame 22:56, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

wow

Just listened to 7 shirts for the first time. Very cool. I was actually looking for someone who could do this for me, and I'd love to hear your interpretation. Nominally Humane! some time 04:54, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Puppy, Socky and I went through I Miley phase. I'd love to work on that song with you. I don't know if I can mimic Elton though O_o I see there is a link to a file already, can't listen to it now because my stupid African wi-fi will probably explode. Will do when I'm in reach of decent connection speed. Anyway, lemme know if you still need an audio and gimme any notes of special things you want in it. I still owe Socky a squid song but I can record both while I'm at it. --^Dame 23:03, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

The current file is... aah... woeful I think is the best way I can describe it. As for Elton in style - actually the best version I have heard to date of a classic Elton sing was Katie Noonan's version of goodbye yellow brick road. I think the mistake I made first was to try and make it sound Elton with a voice that just cannot do Elton. But anything you can do would be fantastic. Pup 10:34 13 Feb '11

Mkay, I'll give it a go. Speed is not my forte but I'll try get to it as soon as I can. --^Dame 11:03, February 13, 2011 (UTC)

It's cool - I know time is not always on our side, so no rush. Pup 11:10 13 Feb '11

Beg

How bout something like this --^Dame 10:41, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

If you get the time, fancy doing me a book cover for this? --Sog1970 16:05, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

I do have an image for the top - but I've used it before and I imagine you could do better. However, if you internet connection is like mine used to be when I lived in Botswana...--Sog1970 23:09, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

My internet connection at uni is ok but at home I just have emergency wireless which is slower than 56K used to be. I'm getting a new line installed next week hopefully. The pic you have is very funny but if you've used it before it's prob best if we get a new one. I'll whip something up soon as I can. --^Dame 08:14, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

Tanki, no tearing hurry.--Sog1970 20:59, February 18, 2011 (UTC)

While I'm in begging mode.... I wouldn't normally ask someone else to do something this easy for me, but the laptop I have photo-shop on has died and I really wanted to replace the footprint on the Robinson Crusoe cover with the volleyball from Castaway. It would take me half an hour even if the laptop recovered.

+ =

That was indeed quick and easy, I'll get to the other one when I've got a bit more time. --^Dame 13:04, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Cheers, I am a fuckwit with things like that, even when the IT works. --Sog1970 13:20, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

and here is the other one

See, now I'm going to feel guilty about this but I can't think of an image to start this. It's just an Agatha Christie with Phillip Marlowe being rude about him really. But I can't find a funny image of Marlowe, or Boagart being Marlowe so I thought you might have an idea. Not necessarily something you have to do yourself, just an idea for an image. --Sog1970 22:19, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

- Now that's what I think Marlowe looks like. But it's just not funny - except that he looks like a flasher. Sog1970 23:03, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

They are both absolutely brilliant and you are a genius. --Sog1970 12:04, March 4, 2011 (UTC) Also, I feel a nomination for image of the month coming on. Chandler this month, Readers Digest the next perhaps. You as chopper of the month. Again. --Sog1970 12:30, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

Aw, thanks Sog, it's always a pleasure chopping for you. I don't really think they will work out of context of the article though. -^Dame 14:38, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of March 2011. I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better.

One of the most overlooked activity on this site is in helping others, whether that is augmenting someone's work with a large dollop of funny, or in creating a quality work of art that makes the difference between a good article and a great article. Giving of your time for the benefit of others should be held as amongst the best of virtues by the Uncyclopedia community, far outweighing feature count and the pursuit of individual "rewards". Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you.....Sonje.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Wow! I don't know what to say... i'd like to thank the academy and my cat and... thanks Mhaille, much appreciated =) --^Dame 12:03, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

*Applauds* Much deserved. --UU - natter 21:03, Mar 24

World distracted, Rabbi Techno slaps a massive template on your talkpage

A Challenge!

'Lo Sonje, how are things in your world at the moment? I have a little challenge for you. Intrigued? Have a look at User:Under user/Thing I'm Working On. I'm working on something. And I'm quite enjoying it. Thing is, though, it needs pics, and I am nowhere near talented enough to come up with any. The basic theme of the article is armageddon and all that from the book of Revelations, as commentated on by British football commentator and twit, John Motson. Therefore what it needs is some suitably biblical imagery mixed with some football imagery, hopefully to amusing effect. Have a look at the thing, if anything inspires you, I'd be thrilled if you could put it into picture form. If not, no worries, it is a bit of an odd concept. If you do decide to have a look, no rush, it's a little way from finished and I've no idea how quickly it'll get done, depends entirely on me having free time, which is a bit of a luxury right now. But I'm asking you for images to put pressure on myself to finish it, because I want to get this one done. Been on my slate for far too long. Anyway, got to dash, a few things to do this evening and I've already spent longer on here than I should. Pippings as ever. --UU - natter 21:13, Mar 24

'Lo UU, all is well here, hope your world is equally pleasant. Your new thing looks promising, I shall give it a bash. Will try working on it during this weekend's cricket marathon, might help with inspiration though the commentators aren't nearly as twit-like as Motson. --^Dame 23:07, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

The article is now finished and live, but lacking interesting pictures. Are you still mourning South Africa's performance? Could be worse, at least it wasn't a ten wicket mauling like England's... Anyway, has any inspiration struck you, or do I have to resort to Google image search again? --UU - natter 13:23, Mar 31

Yes its safe to say our teams sucked eually. And no need for google, I'll get to it asap, just been busy with uni stuff. I'm off now though so I'll get right on it. --^Dame 15:44, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Here is teh first one UU, lemme know if I'm on the right track and I'll make some more. I'm considering the four horsemen in football shirts or something. Or maybe a stadium with apocalyptic events happening in front of a cheering crowd, --^Dame 21:52, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Sonje, that is, as always, fantastic. The horsemen in football shirts sounds absolutely perfect as well, if you can make that happen. --UU - natter 10:45, Apr 1

Here is the sporty horsemen one. --^Dame 21:11, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

You are a legend. Thanks a thousand times! --UU - natter 09:39, Apr 5

Thanks and what?

Two things. First, thank you very much for your vote on author of the month. The Old Man and LV page is probably my best work here. Appeciated.

Secondly, when the skin was changed over for April fool it somehow affected my skin, and this horrid wikia page popped up with huge numbers, wikia ads on the right side, huge empty space on the right side, no navigation bar, no rating thing, the search didn't work, and it's just horrid. All my pages are out of format, my user page looks horrible. Do some people actually see this skin, this monstrosity? Do some people see wikia ads down the right side of my articles? If so, how many, users, people just logging on? Why would anyone use this skin, or come back to the site after seeing it? Please answer in detail. Thanks. Aleister 00:15 1-4-'11

Argh, I just typed out an elaborate msg and the Wika skin ate it! Anyway, 1st, no probs, u deserved it. 2nd, its just the April Fool's thing, they always do something upsetting. Cause its funny when people freak out. I think they are still ironing out the kinks for this specific April Fool's endeavour. Some admin will probably fix it shortly. And thingsshould be back to normal tomorrow anyway, well as normal as uyou can call uncyc anyway. And I wouldnt worry about people being dettered due to the shitness of wikia's skin, they've done way worse stuff in previous years. --^Dame 00:33, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Actually scratch that, a wikia skin is pretty high up there with possible awful things. --^Dame 00:35, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

You know what? I again mixed you up with Sannse, and complained to you as if you had wikia adminsthip. Duh on me. But checking here gives me a chance to congratulate you on the Potatochopper. You should win this every month, but I guess only SPIKE can do that in a category. Well, ah, extremely well, deserved. Aleister 10:31 1-4-'11

Thanks, much appreciated. And the Sannse confusion explains a lot, you had me a bit worried with the "Please answer in detail" demand, considering my knowledge on the subject is limited at best. Wikia adminship... I shudder to think... I'd have to look at this vile skin daily then, the horror! --^Dame 10:43, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

You're so awesome, you...

	Potatochopper of the Month March 2011

Yes, yes you are. 1234 ~ 07:04, 1 April 2011

Hah! etc. --Sog1970 19:28, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Lyrithya, and Sog I totally dedicate this one to you. --^Dame 20:04, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Funny, I never talk with you two...Sonje and Sog1970. We'll have to get to know each other a bit more. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:11, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Why Hello Lollipop, nice to meet you. --^Dame 20:17, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Nice to meet you too. I sell lollipops, you know. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:22, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Excellent. But why? --^Dame 21:17, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Because...-- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:51, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I hope you still come around occasionally

Because I've got a request on UN:PIC that would just make you my absolute savior if you fulfilled it? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:52, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

I come around occasionally :) Lemme know if the pic is satisfactory. --^Dame 13:15, April 28, 2011 (UTC)