User talk:PIGGY

Hello, Mr. Piggy

I heard that you should be opped. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 00:49

Hi. ~ 00:58, 6 October 2011

Write an article, and i'll guarantee i'll have your vote. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 01:00

I'm a piggy. ~ 01:02, 6 October 2011

You're also a sockpiggy. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 01:06

Then why are you talking to me? For future reference, mon, it's usually best to ignore sockpuppets. Quietly report them, and then ignore them. Admittedly I'm not your average sockpuppet, but... ~ 01:10, 6 October 2011

Welcome!

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-- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 October 2011, at 01:00

Lollipop, didn't anyone ever give you a speech about not encouraging sockpuppetteers? 1234 ~ 01:01, 6 October 2011

come on now, squeal

SQUEAL!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 01:05, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. *squeals* ~ 01:10, 6 October 2011

so i herd ur a piggy

Lyrithya wants you opped. (assuming you're not Lyrithya) -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:59, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Woof!

That is all Pup 09:11 25 Jan '12

I'ma make bacon outta your ass.

Now get over here! -- 23:12, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

You...

Are an admin, how is this??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:34, February 3, 2012 (UTC)

And could you restore HowTo:Butcher a hog for me? Pup 11:57 03 Feb '12

Frosty: Popular vote, man.

As for the article, there doesn't appear to have ever been any article by that name. 1234 ~ 19:43, 3 February 2012

....

---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 07:32, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

Test

Ping Lyrithya. ~ Athyria *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20180227 - 16:51 (UTC) 16:51, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

TEST. -— Lyrithya ༆ 17:03, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

Test. -— Lyrithya ༆ 19:32, 2 March 2018 (UTC)

Lyrithya: WHAT IS GOING ON. ~ 19:33, 2 March 2018 19:33, 2 March 2018 (UTC)

Lyrithya is a dumbarase. ~ Athyria *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20190112 - 16:32 (UTC) 16:32, 12 January 2019 (UTC)

Lyrithya: mention mention mention ping? 70.171.46.25 (talk) 16:36, 12 January 2019 (UTC)