User talk:Dancing dude

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I don't have a good welcome template so I just type out random stuff... so, er, Welcome! (and stuff & things). Also enjoy this dance -->  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Sep 2010 ~ 05:09 (UTC)

Ya welcome!

well thank you all! It feels good to be Welcomed. Dancing dude

Yep. Now get to work; we're not paying you to stand around.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Sep 2010 ~ 01:59 (UTC)

In that case... i'd like a raise. Dancing dude

Don't we all. Two-bits doesn't pay for what it used to. *sigh*  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Sep 2010 ~ 02:16 (UTC)

no... no it doesn't... (tear) Dancing dude

no dance!

My computer was down yesterday =(, so i'm giving out 2 dances today.Dancing dude

I want a dance

I love your dances. I want one too. Plizz :):)------Mimo&maxus 14:32, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

Seal clubbing

Hey, I read that extra part. Obviously it's much better than the vandalism, so that's good. I don't have much else to say on it really, other than I liked the joke about it only being evil when you do it wrong. The only problem is it's still a bit brief. Maybe you could go into more detail here? Keep danicing, dude. --Black Flamingo 12:46, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! --Dancing dude 19:55, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

My ban.

Yes I was baned. Which means there was again, no dance. And yes again I am giving out 2 dances today. --Dancing dude 20:01, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Dance collection

Hey, I was thinking that you sould make a page full of your dances. Well if you liked the idea here's the link: User:Dancing dude/Dance collection. Also I got you a dance too.

Enjoy----M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:44, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

Why thank you! I do like the idea! I'll get to it soon. --Dancing dude 03:33, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

And if you let me, I can put some pictures too. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:59, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

I was on vacation.

So I'm giving out 3 dances today. --Dancing dude 17:08, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

You are too awesome for words. I've enjoyed your dances as I go around from talk page to talk page. The guy you just gave the squirrel to, maybe you should know he hasn't been here in 4 1/2 years. Squirrels probably don't even live that long. Anyway, the dance on your talk page is about the best dance on the site. Must dance away now. Aleister 2:30 24 11

Wow, thanks! --Dancing dude 01:50, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

To Al: You mean the dance with the two dudes coming out from 80's? I put it. It was a present for Dancing Dude. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:42, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

As much as it pains me to say this...

...I am no longer going to give out dances. Zombiebaron banned me for it. So I'm not allowed to do it any more. :,( --Dancing dude 18:06, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! -- 18:10, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Why? Is it bad to give people some dances? His dances doesn't annoy anyone --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:26, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Well I guess they annoy Zombiebaron. --Dancing dude 18:34, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

And you didn't complain? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 19:18, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

What do you mean? --Dancing dude 23:45, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

I mean that you whould go in his talk page and tell him that you must still give dances because they don't annoy anyone etc ... M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:36, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know, he said I was spamming. --Dancing dude 01:10, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

But that's not spam! As Aleister once pointed out: "all of this works perfectly into the third holy law of Uncyclopedia" AKA Dance like you've never danced before. Hello?!? Why do you think he's here? Why do you think he danced everyone anyway? -- 04:05, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

So...

Where can we sign up to get dances? Remember that vote we had? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:32, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

I have yet to make it, soon maybe... --Dancing dude 18:35, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hope you get it set up soon. I'll definitely sign up. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 19:31, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote on Goats. I love that page. And ever time I come to your page I never remember how funny the dance is, and lol each time. That's got to be the greatest dance gif in nature. I'll answer your question on the nomination page there, right now actually. See you there. And thanks again. Aleister 3:39 New Years Eve MMX

Grrrr

• is angry* Why didn't you inform me about your dance sign-up? I'm very angry. That's why I grrrrued at you. You can make me happy if you give me a cookie ice cream. AND I KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS! --M&M (christmas mood) 17:17, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

Oh I'm soo sorry! I ment to tell you, but I must've forgotten! Again, sorry. --Dancing dude 20:34, January 1, 2011 (UTC)

That cow dance is very gross, interesting, funny, and disturbing. A great gif! I'll sign up now, but if I can't find where to sign up please do so for me. It's all very silly that you can't just post a dance on anyone's page you want to, at least once. Aleister 12:22 2 1 '11

Guba

Why did you put me out of your sign-up list? --M&M (christmas mood) 19:59, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

Because I already gave your dance. --Dancing dude 23:30, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

You gave me one dance. You said yo were gonna give us two dances. --~   08:25, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

But I already gave you two. One when you asked, and one now. --Dancing dude 14:55, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the Dance. Very weird, and fun. I put it in the category:Dance, as I do others of yours when I run across them. You find the best dances on the site, and are really filling out that category. Aleister 11:56 8 1 '11

You're welcome. And about how I find the best dances on the site, I usually just upload them myself... --Dancing dude 21:00, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

The Cat Dance

Thank you from your dance! Its so awesome, and its perfect for my imago! Thanx! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... 05:44, January 10, 2011

P.S. Is it hard to make dances? They look like so cool...

You're very welcome. And by the way, I'm shure it is hard to make dances. However, you must've been under the impression that I made the dances. But I don't. I only find them. But if you want to know, it is difficult sometimes to find dances that aren't cliché, badly made, or just not funny. Anyway, I'm glad you liked your dance. --Dancing dude 15:26, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

Your Sig

I was looking at the VFD archives for some reason, and happened to notice that the dancing Grue in your sig happens to dance to the beat of "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party)" by our Maternal Jewish Overlords, the Beastie Boys. What say you??? *poke* --GDBD--Keyraqueboane 21:25, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

I say I can't believe you noticed that. --Dancing dude 21:29, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

I can't believe I did either. Timing is everything. --GDBD--Keyraqueboane 21:33, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

I guess... I still think it's weird though... --Dancing dude 21:40, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

0_o -- 21:47, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

Was my comment that weird? --Dancing dude 22:46, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

No. Just the conversation as a whole... -- 22:48, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

I concur. --Dancing dude 22:51, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

Your painting

As requested.

Hope you like it. -- 22:10, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. --Dancing dude 04:46, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- 17:52, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...

-- 23:37, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hooray! And you're very welcome. --Dancing dude 04:46, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Can I have a dance?

Lollipop dance please. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:32, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

Sign up then. --Dancing dude 01:35, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Oh... --Dancing dude 01:35, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Where's my dance? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:23, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

It's coming, it's coming! --Dancing dude 15:12, March 14, 2011 (UTC)

How much dances am I allowed to have. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:07, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

I think it says one on his sign up page. -- 01:50, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

So what? For the rest of eternity, I can't have a dance. Bullshit. My shop allows as much as anyone wants. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:08, 25 April 2011

Take that up with him, not me. -- 02:09, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

Tell me when the last time he made an edit was. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:11, 25 April 2011

March 21, 2011. -- 14:32, May 24, 2011 (UTC)

Are you still active?

Because if you are, I signed up for a dance on the sign up page. I specified the one I wanted, thanks. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 23:40, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

What's up Dancing Dude?

You are the best! --Mimo&maxus 19:03, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

What? Is Lyrithya leaving? --Mimo&maxus 08:40, January 7, 2012 (UTC)