User:Crackbone

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Crackbone! or Keyraqueboane.[edit | edit source]

Hai Guizes[edit | edit source]

It's crackbone. Not the REAL crackbone, I'm not that cool. I just stole his name, and I claim fair use... Of his name. Ok, they're telling me I can't do that. I'm wrong. I'm very wrong. And I'm a terrible person.

Oh well. Thats not the point. Vote for me or die. To death. Okay, they're telling me I can't do THAT either. What can I do? Edit articles? Fine... Christ, you guys have alot of rules.

But if you do need proof of just how awesome I really am, check out this article that I probably didn't do!

MAGIC PANDAS????

This is my page.[edit | edit source]

Please, don't make me destroy you.

I LOVE OOZERBOCKSUS[edit | edit source]

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Man, I have alot of userboxes.[edit | edit source]

I don't care, though. Bwahahaha. I am no.... Word. Is there a purpose to this page? No. Not even a little bit. Feel free to leave me comments on my talk page. Because this is mine. For me.