User talk:Crackbone

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Imperial Colonization

I saw your comment on Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project. You're welcome to apply to join IC if you'd like. See Hey, apply here! (Membership requests) on the IC page. I do strongly suggest that you read that page and User:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization so you'll have an idea how things work. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:40, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:27, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:49, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:07, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Your signature

Well, it looks good. But can you link it to your userpage? That way we can simply click the signature to get to you - it's a rule, besides.-- (CUN) 22:25, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

• I thought it was, but then I noticed it wasn't. Fixed though, thanks. --GDBD--Keyraqueboane 22:29, September 19, 2010 (UTC)