User:Joe SheA

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Dear Lord, we are so fucked

Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month February 2009

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Douchebags

BEHOLD THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!

XboxLogo.png This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Villij Idiot


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"ED is definitely a lot funnier than this benign piece of shit."

Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 9000.
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12 years, 4 months and 28 days.


LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.



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Bow down to them!!!


ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Moneypig.gif This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution.
LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
MEH This user redefines lazy!


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242 Day.jpg This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.
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WHY THE FUCK DID IT FUCKING TAKE 31 FUCKING MINUTES TO FUCKING DELIVER MY FUCKING PIZZA, YOU FUCKING DOMINO'S FUCKING DELIVERY GUY!?!?!?

I have ADHD, but I can still focus on stuf-hey look, it's a butterfly! I like potatoes! Threve! Socratic method!

Where was I? I have ADHD, slight anti-authority tendencies, possible bi-polarism, and good smartmakingisms. I even know how to use the Google machine. I also have my own interweb.

See? I am smarticle!

Is that a butterfly?