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Welcome![edit source]

Hey, Smuff, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Deletion Tags?[edit source]

You don't! For ones like that, you just post them on QVFD (read instructions). For something that needs more work check out ICU or {{Fix}}. For something crap and old check out VFD.Simples;-)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:35, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Interesting...[edit source]

Actually dropping by the pages of the IRC folks. Very... interesting.

Anyway, I came to say: thanks for helping Brave Protagonist in his Important Quest, and whatnot. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:23 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:


And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 04:09, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

World distracted, Rabbi Techno slaps a massive template on your talkpage[edit source]

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10plate[edit source]

What's a Tenplate?74.61.4.54 01:01, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

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ur a nub Furry 21:11, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings.[edit source]

It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:04, 13 March 2011

Greetings[edit source]

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012