User talk:Smuff

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Welcome!

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Deletion Tags?

You don't! For ones like that, you just post them on QVFD (read instructions). For something that needs more work check out ICU or {{Fix}}. For something crap and old check out VFD.Simples;-)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:35, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Interesting...

Actually dropping by the pages of the IRC folks. Very... interesting.

Anyway, I came to say: thanks for helping Brave Protagonist in his Important Quest, and whatnot. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 03:23 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:

“ Oooh, magical food. Wonder what it tastes like... perhaps it can turn me into a mutant! A... vegetarian mutant, because it would be cannibalism to eat ham. ”

And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 04:09, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

World distracted, Rabbi Techno slaps a massive template on your talkpage

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What's a Tenplate?74.61.4.54 01:01, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

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ur a nub Furry 21:11, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings.

It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 07:04, 13 March 2011

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012