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... that the lawman/outlaw Wild Bill Hickok had one of the most celebrated mustaches in the Wild West?
... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
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On this day

July 19: Swallows Return (Capistrano), Great Cat Feast (also Capistrano), Ice Age ends.

1545 – The Tudor warship Mary Rose sinks off Portsmouth, after leaving an outer porthole ajar in a storm.
1553 – Jean Grey (pictured) is replaced as Phoenix by Queen Mary, after holding that title for just nine days.
1870 – France declares war on Chef Boyardee, starting the Franco-American War.
1877 – 1st Wimbledon Tennis Championship is held, oddly enough, in Hoboken, New Jersey.
1989 – STACEY CHIN'S Birthday and Another attempt made by Paolo for a unique birthday message.
1992 – Actor Luke Perry reches the height of his celebrity and records a world-record 18 public service announcements in one day.
1993 – Award-winning author Rod Jensen publishes his work So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) to great success.
2622 – Time Machines are invented, and history is re-written. All the above is rendered possibly false.

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Exodus 32:

15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.

16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

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