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“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”

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Did you know

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  • ... that every time you shoot yourself in the head, someone somewhere in the world dies?
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
  • ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
  • ... that the moon is not made of cheese, but magnesium of milk powder, which explains why everyone that ever goes there feels sick when they come back?
  • ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
  • ... that still lifes are the most interesting paintings?

On this day

I'm gonna' hit that shit all day long, son!

September 7: Electric Bong Day (Poland), Invade Stuff Just for the Hell of It Day (Germany.....and Britain and America and Spain and Japan)

  • 10,000 B.C. - Armed with sticks, rocks, and clods of dirt, first primitive Germanic people invade France. 15 minutes later, the white flag is invented.
  • 355 - Claudius Silvanus, Roman usurper dies. No more usurping from that guy.
  • 1911 - The first bean bag chair goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues.
  • 1914 - Germany invades Austria, Belgium, France, Serbia, Armenia, Norway, Zaire, South Dakota.
  • 1940 - The Blitz: the German Luftwaffe begins to rain bombs down on London. The Blitz is followed by the Blintz, in which the Luftwaffe rains pastries down on London, including the deadly Luftwaffle.
  • 1945 - Winston Churchill takes his first holiday after victory in Europe, Snow boarding in Palestine.
  • 1960 - Strange spikes in household electricity use are observed throughout California.
  • 1980 - Mr. Spears invades Mrs. Spears' pants; finds more than he expected.
  • 1992 - Princess Anne is released back into the wild in Africa from captivity.
  • 1996 - Tupac is assassinated by that punkass, Biggie Fats. Country music fans rejoice.
  • 2001 - Luxembourg floated on the New York Stock Exchange. Germany attempts a hostile takeover.
  • 2003 - Parents send their children to invade Micheal Jacksons bed, later Sue. And Jane also.
  • 2015 - US invades it's own borders claiming the existence of weapons of mass destruction.

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"Hey, guys! Where ya goin'? I'm all packed and... aaaww, shit, there goes the bus."

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