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  • ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
  • ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
  • ... that if you laid out all of the nerves in your body end-to-end, you'd die?
  • ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting?
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?
  • ... that if you put an ear up to a person's leg you can hear them say, "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • ... that many children in third world countries don't have enough to eat, but most have access to the Food Network?

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