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Cancer is a constellation in the sky that resembles an extremely oblong tumor. However, it is also related to:
Cancer - Damaged goods - Damnation - Death of Your First Born - Decapitation Disease - Famine - Fire and Brimstone - Flagellation - Flood - Frogs - Marriage - Melenoma - Papercuts of Doom - Pedicornwallification - Pestilence - Pixellated Face Disease - Spontaneous Combustion - Sudden Exploding Head Syndrome - Sudden Instant Death Syndrome