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No idea how this hasn't been QVFD'd already. Unfunny, rather short, and stinks like vanity to me. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 01:25, 23 November 2025 (UTC)
Nuke. It kinda sucks, and is pretty barebones. and the one and only image that was on this article don't exist anymore because fucking... imageshack killed it. GlitchyZorua ๐ฉ๐ฆ (give floofy hug) 02:51, 20 November 2025 (UTC)
Burninate! User Tranvit has made a series of AI generated UnBooks, which... generally... aren't funny. They're really dang long, and seem AI-generated. It's better to wipe these out of the server. (No, seriously, all of these UnBooks combined are probably over 1.5 million bytes.)๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 15:49, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
Comment. I made this nomination just in case people either want the entire series deleted, or just that one singular very-fucking-long one. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 15:49, 13 December 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE!Really fucking long AI-craft. This is 89894 words long. Yes, I'm not joking. This is 89894 words long.๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 16:37, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete the entire series. Uncyclopedia is not a place for AI "fanfiction". --DameFish on skatesCUN 17:54, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
This combined with part 2 is 534,017 bytes long. that makes it the second longest page on Uncyc, even bigger than ASBOSAAT. Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:36, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. no article shall take ASBOAAT's crown as the longest on Uncyclopedia. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 19:12, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
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Comment. make sure to delete its subpage too ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 04:15, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
incinerated ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 19:20, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. This "article" consists of a picture of a meme, a "whoops" template and then a "see also" link. By adding the VFD tag i will have contributed to about 25% of the stuff you can see on this page. Also it's not a good article. 23:13, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
BEEP BOOP BOP BEEP BOOP! Start diggin' in your butt, twin. AI-craft that's wayy too fucking long, and wayy too unfunny. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 17:16, 19 December 2025 (UTC)
I think it's alright, could use with some polishing up here and there but it's excellent conceptually. โ๏ธSystemPhantom, with an ๐apple for you! (talk)โ๏ธ 05:06, 20 October 2025 (UTC)
Keep, but update as it tends to be biased towards the POV of English soccer fans.. needs more stuff for other sports. OranguTang94(Complaint board) (Damage trail) 05:29, 15 December 2025 (UTC)
I get what this article is supposed to be, like, look like its written by a child and shit but its done so badly. GlitchyZorua ๐ฉ๐ฆ (give floofy hug) 18:02, 5 November 2025 (UTC)
I'm Chuck Norris, and I have an opinion about this article. eh, it can stay... it's just not great. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 00:38, 6 November 2025 (UTC)
THIS SUCKS! it's orphaned, and the only funny part is the image. keep that, i'll do something with it. Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 14:18, 25 November 2025 (UTC)
Keep. it may be outdated, but i always thought it was pretty funny and looked kinda nice... ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 23:11, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
I already tried to nominate this article for deletion, but it failed. Maybe this time I'll see this mess of an article deleted. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 21:10, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. I still think this article kinda sucks. 09:36, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
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just because its a dead meme doesnt mean its eligible for deletion. its a time capsule to see what humor was like in the past.GlitchyZorua ๐ฉ๐ฆ (give floofy hug) 14:36, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
May i remind everybody this is a Zana article? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 14:47, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
@Gergdown: it's more of a meh article if you ask me. sure it's pretty but it barely has any content besides the images and colorful background. It's style over substance. That's why I believe it should be deleted. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 15:12, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
also GlitchyZorua the meme being old has nothing to do with why I believe it should be deleted. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 15:13, 5 December 2025 (UTC)
weak keep kinda funny. although if I recall correctly weren't a lot of these characters minors...? ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 14:18, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
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What the fuck is this IP shit?SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 01:33, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
@Fenris2010: regardless of the name, I still think it should be deleted because it's too stubby and crappy of an article, so I'm not removing this section. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 01:53, 3 December 2025 (UTC)
Nuke. Never has been finished, in fact, there is like, 19683 possible combinations in tic tac toe that is kinda time consuming if we just did every possible tic-tac-toe combination for each page. I'm sure there are better ways to do this, you know... GlitchyZorua ๐ฉ๐ฆ (give floofy hug) 23:21, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
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I think I could finish it. I have pretty much nothing to do all day. Soviet (talk) 15:31, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
@Soviet: you wanna make over 255168 pages? then go ahead gergdown, eh (talk) 20:19, 9 October 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! subpage of an article that got deleted 20 years ago. the reasons why this didn't get deleted with it escapes to me at the moment. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 20:42, 11 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete this stoned nonsense. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 03:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Mรณckasiin is displeased. 23:42, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
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This article has been deleted by order of the Great Lord Mรณckasiin of Moccasinia. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 21:52, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
Lock Dead as a fucking rodent... that's dead. It's basically ASBOPAAT but with constant headers. It sits with a pitiful ~50 edits. At least this one has a story unlike the other ones, though. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 00:01, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Smite it! as per above. Hammy (talk) 11:59, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Mรณckasiin is displeased. 23:56, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. yeah, definitely one of the worse-performing ASBOWAATs --DameFish on skatesCUN 23:59, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. Inactive as fuck, but at least it's a better idea than "A word built one story at a time". At least it has a bit of significance to the series, since it's where my (even more) evil doppelganger came from. Oแญรถแแแแ (vandalize my talk page) 19:01, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
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don't tell soviet how long this has been here Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 19:03, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
don't worry, it'll probably change in 51 minutes 19:08, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
locked. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 21:58, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! More AI slop that's very long! By adding the VFD tag, I have contributed to 50% of the human work to this article, the other 50% being the addition of the AI article tag. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 17:50, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. the entire series has got to go --DameFish on skatesCUN 20:51, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
Gerg you can't just steal my jokes like that (also, delete, obviously) 23:52, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Meh. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 00:38, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
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@Alula: Nah nah nah, it's "trans-formative content". By adding two extra words, this is now my joke. Contact my lawyers for more info! ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 00:16, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
huffed ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 00:42, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! If I keep deleting these, man, this will become A vote page amplified one AI article at a time. At least it's below 100 kilobytes now... it's 99 kilobytes. So not good. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 15:00, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. ditto what I said for the other coupla articles --DameFish on skatesCUN 16:36, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. 23:53, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Meh. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 00:38, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
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huffed ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 00:42, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!! Yes, I AM going after every one of these. Every one, as in the long and unfunny ones. Anyway, this is more AI slop (it's actually the easiest to tell that it is, see User:Willy on wheels/ai signs and come back to this article.) ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 20:08, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. not to get too political, but this article seems to be mocking something that's pretty much true (because Trump is a horrible president) ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 18:51, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. Dani, I'm not the biggest fan of Trump myself, but the main reason I'm voting for this page's deletion is that it's a bunch of IP cruft. Oแญรถแแแแ (vandalize my talk page) 18:58, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. The entire reason this escaped from the ICU tag was Cassie thinking it'd be swept up in a Forest Fire Week or something similar. No i'm serious, that's it 20:59, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
I'M CHUCK NORRIS, AND I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTICLE!!!๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 21:02, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
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impeached ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 01:23, 25 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. most links are red, and the very few that aren't could be much better as an UnVoyage section. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 13:14, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
Nom. too short. also made by the error messages IP, as evidenced by its fancy (albeit unnecessary) layout. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 10:04, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
LOL WUT's drunken cousin, if he was shit. There's like, two sentences here. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 02:39, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
Burninate! as gergdown already pointed out, there's barely any text here. it's just a flashy bunch of images with no coherence. once again, style over substance. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 03:08, 9 December 2025 (UTC)
Keep OR Userfy, either one is fine. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 22:09, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
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EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! wtf is this mess ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 18:10, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. This looks awful. 21:23, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
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@alula: I think that by "Main Page" reskin it means that it's a parody/different version of the Main Page, not that it actually appeared in the Main Page. So I don't think it has more historical significance than the average 20-year old stub that didn't get deleted because who know why. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 22:40, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
I'm Chuck Norris, and I have an opinion about this article. There are a lot of other stubs that are shorter than this one, like Deicide, which I'll be putting on VFD right now. At most, this will be getting a half delete for me. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 22:14, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
@GlitchyZorua: Uh... you know ICU is reserved for crappy articles that were made a week ago, right? Were you thinking of something else? ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 03:30, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
This article is fucking under 1K bytes. What the fuck. Without the image, it'd be 800 bytes. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 22:15, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
Huff. this is too short even for a stub. how hasn't this been VFD'd before? ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 22:31, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
This is a joke nomination This nomination should not be taken seriously. Or do take it seriously. Whatever you feel like, we don't judge. Okay, we do judge, but we do our best to hide it. But I guess our best wasn't good enough, 'cause here we are back where we were before...
EXTERMINATE! And remove it from the servers entirely so it can't be undeleted! Not one byte of this abomination shall survive! OแญรถแแแแHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 21:03, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Burninate! another stub that's too short for its own good. says that if it isn't lengthed the author would summon a grue. surely more than one user has to have been used as a lunch for grues because of this author. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 22:54, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
Eww! There's no way that this guy is suddenly going to come back after 9 years. He's not Bizzeebeever or Trar, after all. Oแญรถแแแแ (vandalize my talk page) 01:29, 27 December 2025 (UTC)
I forgot about this horrible game. Is it about time for a mass purging of all the crappy abandoned text adventures with barely any substance at all? OแญรถแแแแHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 23:12, 4 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. kinda random imo. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 19:01, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
Terminate with extreme prejudice. How did this sleep past the mods for years? User talk:ColonelKurtz 19:32, 7 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. Taking the existing five pliers, then randomly replacing words with "Jew" isn't funny. OแญรถแแแแHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 03:58, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
Lock. Better late than never, i suppose? Anyway, this page is just template spam. There's no story whatsoever. 11:18, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
Merge/lock. yeah. also, isn't there a page that's basically just this? ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 14:17, 6 December 2025 (UTC)
lock I don't think it should be merged, but I do agree this one should be locked. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 03:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. You know what? If the user wants it deleted, it can be deleted. Many other people have not had user pages, and unless it causes some weird issue, I don't see the harm in deleting it. It's their userspace. --DameFish on skatesCUN 22:21, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete. But only because it's Boxing Day. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 22:34, 26 December 2025 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: I don't see any policies that say you need a user page. The only thing I saw was that your signature should link to your userpage, which I don't think is an issue since Soviet's signature links to their user page and talk page. Additionally, (according to my tests) pings still work both ways if someone doesn't have a user page but it's still red-linked in their signature. So I don't see how it wouldn't be allowed. --DameFishonskatesCUN 01:30, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Even on the official Mediawiki page about user pages states nothing about not having one.
Burninate! Crappy and abandoned. I've never played the original game, but based on what I've heard, this has basically nothing to stand out from the real thing. Oแญรถแแแแ (vandalize my talk page) 16:20, 28 December 2025 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! Recreations of games should only be done in the rarest of circumstances. Parodies are allowed, but this is just the opening to Undertale, from my knowledge. Haven't played it yet. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 16:07, 31 December 2025 (UTC)
Snowgraveinate! I've played Undertale, and can confirm that this is literally just the opening to the game done in text adventure form. 15:02, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. I haven't heard Uncyclopedia having a software called "Anti-Vandal"; only an abuse filter (which is pretty much the same thing). plus, it's a really stubby article. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 14:23, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
Delete.Userfy. ... Do I need to explain more on why, why this article is so... bad? GlitchyZorua ๐ฉ๐ฆ (give floofy hug) 01:37, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Userfy. This isn't that bad, but Uncyclopedia is the worst just does this page's job a lot better. 15:15, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
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Comment. since this was a submission for an old competition, it might have a bit of historical importance. of course, it will be removed from mainspace if VFD'd, but instead of deleting it I think it should be moved into userspace (even tho its original author probably isn't even logged in anymore). ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 01:34, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Kept This nomination was questionable...at best. MrXblow me 21:51, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. Man, I REALLY don't wanna go through each one of these. But each one of these articles are tens of thousands of wasted and useless bytes lurking in the servers. We're slowly reclaiming back the actual human-made UnBooks now! Check the recent UnBooks of the UnBooks main page. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 17:37, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
Another crappy game with only about 16 pages, all of which are practically devoid of text or any attempt at humor whatsoever. OแญรถแแแแHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 23:17, 4 January 2026 (UTC)
A true masterpiece from the creator of UnGames:Car. Utterly amazing grammar; this guy speaks English even better than most native speakers! Contains truly innovative gameplay: Most pages are short and minimalistic, and it's even got a rather cool secret: dead-end pages only 4 links away from the start! OแญรถแแแแHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 00:19, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. I found a dead-end page only 2 links away from the start. I'd like to see someone manage to beat that. 15:29, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! This is one of the first things you see when you type "UnGames:" into the search bar. How has nobody deleted it yet? OแญรถแแแแHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 01:17, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. This one at least has offsets. Which actually makes it worse, because offset links are very heavily rate-limited for people that aren't logged into an account. 15:32, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Terminate. vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar. vote for me as useless gobshite of the month. if you do you will win a free candybar.Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 16:15, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. this feels like a relic from before my time, but yeah also feels like a Temu knockoff of EFO and MITK, only one of which i have completed LucynaKushinada 03:51, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
Nuke. it's not like its author is going to come back anyways... ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 22:17, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
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illuminati'd. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 22:31, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
Keep or Merge. I'm pretty sure this was an in-joke once...? Also, it's stupid, but I feel like it's so schizophrenic that it loops and becomes funny again. That's just my opinion though. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 17:46, 2 January 2026 (UTC)
Strong keep. this was actually a non-ranty article with a somewhat funny joke when it was first created all the way back in 2006. all the rants that made it look a crappy version of Uncyclopedia is the worst was actually added later. I've removed all of the unfunny rants and left the actual content of the article, which might save it from VFD. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 23:48, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE! its 10000% AI, not even an attempt was made to remove the AI signs... almost impressed with the boldness to be that irritating... LucynaKushinada 19:54, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
Shitty AI slop article. Why did this creator make it? I don't fucking know.Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 18:26, 15 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. Am of the opinion, considering the use of AI, it's UN:QVFD-eligible. Deleting now. Cassandra (talk) 20:26, 15 January 2026 (UTC)
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@GlitchyZorua: you managed to summon the article's creator lol ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 17:38, 15 January 2026 (UTC)
Nom. Yeah, I'm VFDing my own game. Only reason I'm putting it here is because other people contributed too. --DameFishonskatesCUN 15:45, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
why. just why. why does this article exist. what purpose does it serve. who decided this would be a good idea, spend the five minutes writing it, and promptly forget it? who, in all the ages of the world, would decide to do this? thousands of years of history, many billions dead, many more billions forever scarred, forever scarred by their horror, but their suffering is like bliss compared to what i have to read. i am filled with restlessness unto the dawn. my bones have become like glass; my eyes have become like blind; every breath i take has become poison. i wallow in death, for i shall never see happiness again. all i desire now is sweet heaven. someone did this. that is enough to make a man who fought in the somme shut up about his trauma. if you think you have experienced horror, you have not scene what i have scene. the horror! the horror!User talk:ColonelKurtz 23:58, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
From the people who brought you masterpieces like But mommy I didn't do it and Mr. Penis, comes the latest entry in 2005cruft! Complete with state of the art running sentences, a title that no one can comprehend, and a severe lack of images! The attractions don't stop there. Luxurious lack of images, made by a sockpuppet and IP user! Edit: Also a stub with random links that don't fit the article and its content!Truly quality knows no bounds, does it for the self-admitted sock puppet?User talk:ColonelKurtz 15:45, 9 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. abandoned article from about 3 years ago. Since L10nM4ster is not around here often anymore, and it is unlikely someone will grow it , we should just terminate it.Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 13:25, 13 January 2026 (UTC)
EXTERMINATE AND KERKILL! this is just a list of films no one has ever heard of, plus some really low quality images. ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 21:58, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Deploy MOAB! ...was it intentionally formatted to look like a drunk monkey did it? LucynaKushinada 21:11, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete. But this has to be archived somewhere. ๐ gergdown๐(talk) โ๏ธ 22:48, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
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@Gergdown: what do you mean, "this has to be archived somewhere"? do you want it to be moved to your userspace? ๐๐๐DaniPine3 (talk)๐๐๐ 22:50, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Burninate! oh wow, this could have been a banger article but just feels like the writer got rejected by his high school crush here. not even a satirical piece, but could be rewritten to be on (100% rewrite at bare minimum) LucynaKushinada 17:10, 20 January 2026 (UTC)
Better-written than some of the other games I've put on VFD, but still shitty and stubby. OแญรถแแแแHAWK TUAH!(vandalize my talk page) 00:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)