Ford Exploder
The Ford Exploder is a mid-size boxy piece of shit that's been around since, like, the 90's or something. It is a member of the Ex- family of Ford SUVs, such as the Explorer, Expedition, Excursion, and Exorcist.
Name[edit | edit source]
The name of the Ford Exploder was chosen to refer to Ford's acronymic name (Fix Or Repair Daily) and to the fact that this stupid piece of shit SUV literally explodes whenever it wants. On the freeway, in the garage, while it's parked and you successfully managed to start having sex in its crap-ass cock-sucking interior, you name it.
History[edit | edit source]
The Ford Exploder debuted in the mid-90's as one of the first SUVs. The Exploder is popularly used by moms to take their spoiled brats to very fun places or literally straight up fucking explode them. During development, Ford decided to not even worry about putting bombs in the engine or anything. They literally didn't have to design it to explode. Quite the compliment to Ford's state-of-the-art technology and engineering.
As of 2021, the older models are primarily driven by black people and are found on the side of the road in da hood. The newer models are usually driven by Karen-attituded white moms and police officers as one of those SUVs that you can't tell if it's a police car or not.