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Uncyclopedia's Folding@home team is still kicking ass. We're 667 of 212,455 teams, still beating Wikipedia's team, Wikimedia's team, and now, Team Overclockers Chile's team. But there are others to beat, like those scum suckers at Penny Arcade. Please download the software and fold those sexy proteins for Uncyclopedia's team! (47797) Or if you have a PS3 you can fold proteins in Life with Playstation. Thank you come again. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:37 May 22 2012

Done. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 22:04, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

FUCK YEAH!!!! --EMC ^[TALK] 22:04 May 22 2012

Already did that ages ago. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 22 May 2012

I'm on Boinc with my PC (because it has more projects. And because I created an Uncyclopedia team in each project I'm in, but nobody cares), but my PS3 is now running Folding@Home (because the PS3 hasn't been on since forever. Amirite, PS3 owners?) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:22, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Or else what?

My new notebook goes into sleep mode when inactive, so it probably wouldn't help. My old notebook only works on battery power (that's why I got a new one), and is no longer connected to the internet. My desktop in the back room is probably too slow for the software, and is turned off most of the time anyways, and has a flaky internet connection. Besides, that one only has 500 MB free space left on the hard drive so I'm afraid to install anything else on it. (It runs Windows XP SP2 and doesn't have space to upgrade to SP3). Then there's the other computer in the back room that has NO internet connection. Sadly, I don't have a PS3. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:04, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

I'm on dial-up. Beat that, you Homosexuals. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, May 23 '12 5:24 (UTC)

Are you referring to people that are attracted to members of the genus Homo? Because else I wouldn't see why you would capitalize that H. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:26, 23 May 2012

-change of subject- FAH is now running under the Uncyc team at full power on my PS3. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 13:28, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Sims, run folding@home on them all anyway. Bizzebeever, thanks to Jesus' sacrifice, you can fold with a crappy internet connection, because you don't fold on the internet, you fold at home! --EMC ^[TALK] 18:59 May 23 2012

I'm going to test it on my newest computer first. I wonder if they have a smartphone app for folding@home. Not that I have a smartphone, mind you. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:58, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Jesus, Sims, you need some technology. Are you living somewhere in Texas? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 20:51, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Nope, Washington state. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:31, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

That also counts as the middle of nowhere. Move to New York, or re-invent the Slinky to make some money for computers. ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 02:27, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

In Iowa, we still power our computers by rubbing two sticks together, just like the old days. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:10 May 24 2012

Two sticks? Luxury. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:21, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah. It's the main reason why Iowa is having budget problems. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:36 May 24 2012

Iowa has a budget? ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 16:50, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

Not anymore thanks to stick price inflation. --EMC ^[TALK] 16:52 May 24 2012

We're dropping back in the ranks here, people

You all need to contribute to Uncyclopedia's team now! Follow the directions at themtop of the page, and GET FOLDING! If you have a PS3, leave it running all the time so it can fold! →L A B O R A T O R I E S ^{21:56, 25 June 2012}