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Welcome, welcome, to my insane talkpage.
Or rather the first archive of it.
Here's a fresh copy.




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Thanks[edit source]

Thanks for doing a Pee Review on my article The Last Man on Earth. --Dr. Fenwick 15:09, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

I know you want a dance.[edit source]

I hope so 'cause thats what your geting.

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Now dance! I said dance! Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif

Sigs[edit source]

While lovely, you should know your signature is rather too tall - it messes with the line-heights. Could you be a dear and shorten it? As in, make the image less tall? It's 25px at present; 12px is the max 'round these parts. Also, you really might as well use your sig file - I see Mimo made it, so perhaps this is may be all his fault, but at any rate, if you put {{Template:SUBST:nosubst|User:EpicAwesomeness/sig}} in the box in your preferences, instead of spelling out the code like you evidently do (unless it's substing something else, but at any rate, the SUBST:nosubst is important), it'll use that and everything'll come across a fair bit neater for everyone, and it should be a fair bit easier to change on the page. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:16, 2 March 2011

Oh, I see... Mimo did that after. That'll teach me to not pay attention to what day it is... anyhow, please make it shorter and if you can use the template, that'd be preferable. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:29, 2 March 2011

I, Mimo, made your sig[edit source]

Just wanted to make sure you now know who will be your god from now on. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 17:58, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

You did it wrong. Actually, I was going to talk to you about that... when making sigs, especially for other people, please, read and understand and follow policy. Also, it'd help if you'd tell them that you did, as well as how to use it, afterwards, or what's the point? I mean, it's sorted now, but... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:09, 3 March 2011
You could tell me that in private. Now you made me look stupid in front of my worshiper. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 18:11, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
*grabs the policy page, rolls it up, and starts beating random people with it* Gwar, policy! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:19, 3 March 2011
Oh kay dokey. So this whole dilemma is sorted out now? --Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifLemony snicket signature.png (talk) (contribs)
Looks to be. Don't forget to sign, though, man, or this becomes more than a little ironical. ^^ 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:35, 3 March 2011

Yeah. Sig. That.[edit source]

It's messing with formatting:

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  2. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

See how it covers up part of the line below it? That makes me sad. Why must you make me sad? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:17, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

It does? Where? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:08, 17 April 2011
I'm on Interweb Explorer where I am now (not work!), and that sig overlaps the line below it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:24, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
Uh... you weren't supposed to notice that. Although if you were using a real browser, you probably never would have noticed, anyhow. Mon, please, for the love of all things shiny, don't use IE. It's horrible and terrible and makes web design a nightmare, and the more people use it, the more the nightmare is perpetuated. And it also messes up silly signature workarounds. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:36, 17 April 2011
Ah, it displays properly in Firefox, which was also an awful Clint Eastwood movie. No foxes. Not much fire, either. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:55, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

I'll make him a new sig[edit source]

Behold: EpicAwesomeness (talk) --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:43, 17 April 2011

That red link is rather impressive. Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:45, 17 April 2011
What red link? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:54, 17 April 2011
Actually, I liked the red link better. Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:58, 17 April 2011
There's a red link? Where? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:00, 17 April 2011
Uhhh... thanks for the sig!?! --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:09, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
No problem. Enjoy your awesomeness. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:01, 17 April 2011
Back in my day, we made our own sigs. With our own hands. Slaved over a hot edit window for hours, forming it, shaping it, etc. And by that, I mean we stole somebody else's and put our name in it. Care for a lick? MOllipop Care for a lick? 21:32, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
Well...as they say...respect the elderly. -- Sir Lollipoperandi Boinc! 21:51, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

A buck[edit source]

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Because I Give a Buck

This token of appreciation has been given to
Lemony Snicket
for
Voting Local grandmother finally uses printer for VFH

That Bucker ~ 04:03, March 11, 2011 (UTC)


Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruit[edit source]

Thank you so much! I can't wait to get started on it. And you did fine as a reviewer. More in-depth than I would've expected for a first review. Anyway, thanks again! --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:49, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Well anyway, I just finished editing it according to your review. What do you think? --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:32, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Great! Well, the images are smaller, which looks a bit better in my opinion (do you agree?). You've also fixed up some minor mistakes, although I just got a few you missed. Anyway, great article!--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:25, May 5, 2011 (UTC)


Thanks[edit source]

Thanks for saying that the article I'm writing is hilarious and brilliantly written, unless of course you were being sarcastic, then you are a devil spawn.--CandidToaster 01:43, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Just a response to your message in my talk page. I am (sort of) finished with the article, but I submitted it to pee review. I'm reading some of the articles you wrote, and you're an excellent writer! You should be writing for The Onion, and I'm just being a little sarcastic.--CandidToaster 19:55, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

You helped develop the anti-death drug![edit source]

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote, man!

--Wanna see a magic trick? 16:16, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:[edit source]

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like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:46, May 29

Thanks for the vote on VFH![edit source]

Thank you for voting on my article HowTo:Face your upcoming death! I heard people send out message to people who voted for them as a sign of thanks. I would try personalizing this message instead of copying and pasting it into everyone's talk page, but I'm lazy. A special thanks for nominating my article!--User:CandidToaster/sig 12:12, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Hey there buddy![edit source]

You told me wanted to enter my Featureed rewriter competition? Well, it's open for participants, just go to Forum:The Featured rewriter; my proposed idea and scroll down to apply! Thanks. --Scofield & 1337 16:15, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

G-REX THANKS from Sog & Fbony[edit source]

Many thanks for voting in favor of G-Rex. But we’re sorry for pulling your leg. Recent new developments near Las Vegas lead us to conclude that G-Rex was actually much larger than previous thought.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:40, Jun 21

No one really uses these anymore, but...[edit source]

...your last review was a vast improvement.

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Rejoice, EpicAwesomeness! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.


Keep it up. --Black Flamingo 22:00, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

!HFV no etov ruoy rof sknahT[edit source]

.segassem nataS wollof lanimilbus yna dragersid esaelP !sdrawkcab ti daer uoy ,yeH !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD !sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ton oD

ZELUR GNIKSAMKCAB

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Slithy Tove 00:53, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Why thank ye! I've picked up my first fan.[edit source]

Hell, after > it < got VFD'd, I was ready to slit my wrists. Bizzeebeever 09:07, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hello[edit source]

Yeah I promised to do the review I KNOW. Ill do it trust me. Once I can figure out what to say... O_o ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:19, July 27, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:08, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:31, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 00:47, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:26, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

You[edit source]

You be bat fuck insane, dog, and also Epic (I am aware of your epicness). The days of your lives are well lived, I assume. Go for the gold! Keep hope alive! Anyway, nice work all around, and I realize I haven't said "Yo" in a long time. BFI, Aleister 17:07 7-10-'11

Right, umm, thanks. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:10, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

You voted for Subliminal stimuli, which got featured![edit source]

A million thanks! --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:40, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

Shameless Self Promotion[edit source]

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Wake & Bake with
Dr Strange
Thursdays, 6 -10am
KFJC 89.7fm
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Tune In, Turn On and Drop Out! Thanks for the vote on College DJ!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:03, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

SpongeBob SquarePants[edit source]

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You voted for SpongeBob SquarePants on VFH, which was featured!



As a reward, please accept this lovely template, complete with ice cream and a rectangular prism.


Thanks for the vote! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:57, October 29, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 3 November 2011

Thanksssss[edit source]

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Thank you for voting

You have recieved a single pass to the Jones Family Memorial Museum to see all the artifacts retrieved without incident by the various Joneses. The museum remains the most popular location in the continental United States to be crushed by a boulder, despite that wanky 127 Hours film. --Nikau 02:32, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:47, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:11, 24 November 2011

Transsexuals[edit source]

Hi EpicAwesomeness: I just wanted to let you know that I reverted your rewrite of Transsexuals to the previous version (and made some cleanup changes to it), as it seemed like the rewrite wasn't really very funny; it sort of had a slightly ED-ish feel to it and didn't contain any jokes/irony, though I'm sure that probably wasn't intentional. I'll freely admit I'm a tranny myself, but I promise it was out of a feeling that it was irretrievably unfunny as opposed to feeling offended that I reverted you. I'll see if I can think how to incorporate the style you used into something with a bit more humour. All the best, --Tristessa de St Ange 04:48, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 10:25, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

Hey man[edit source]

How do you do. I just remembered that great Frog Semen article you were working on, how is it coming along? --Black Flamingo 20:16, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Ah. Hello there, I'm on some sort of vacation now, and I'm typing this out at an internet cafe. Their coffee tastes strangely like aftershave. Anyhow, I'm working on it when I get the chance, and now that you've threatened me with death (I think...), I'll try to find more chance and less excuses to goof off. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 13:00, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
Ooh, and it's back up again. Yay. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:09, December 23, 2011 (UTC)
Cool, I should really read it again. Yeah. Any day now... --Black Flamingo 15:15, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]

Greetings[edit source]

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

Award from TAW 2011[edit source]

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This user created Bart Simpson is sleeping with your wife, as part of The Article Whisperer. Thanks for making this year's competition a success!
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If it helps, here is the origin of the phrase. All in all it was very entertaining. :) MadMax 17:39, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:06, 19 January 2012

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)[edit source]

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CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:01, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Nonsenseipedia or whatever the name is[edit source]

Your no vote said it's probably not deletable, but you've voted to delete it before it was fixed, and now it hangs by a thread. Maybe you can change your vote and save it from oblivion, or maybe you can just laugh and laugh and laugh as it falls off some deep cliff into somewhere else. Are you doing Happy Monkey? If not, maybe we can sabotage it, which would be easy if we had the right codes. Hee hee hee hahahahahahaha huh? Aleister 16:32 24-1-'12

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

Frog Semen[edit source]

I can't improve it, so I'm not going to bother reviewing. Only two points:

  1. At one stage you use childeren as a word. I'm assuming it's a mistake.
  2. High Fructose Corn Syrup is an odd section, given what you've done with the parody up to that point. Can I suggest Hormonal Frog Cum Stain, or HFCS instead? Rather than a genetically modified strain of corn that is then distilled to make a concentrated sweetener, the HFCS is from semen that is derived from frogs injected with hormones that stimulate semen production and then allowed to dry to a stain, becoming a concentrated form of amphibian seminal fluid. Anyone who knows what HFCS actually is would appreciate the twist on it here, and it won't feel quite so out of place. Pup 02:15 27 Jan '12
Well, thanks. I have maimed the article accordingly. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:43, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

epic[edit source]

you come up with your awsome topic?

happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com :)

--ShabiDOO 00:16, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:23, 10 February 2012