Cummingtonite

Initially speculated to be a crystal found in Cummington, Massechusetts, modern research suggests that cummingtonite is actually what I'll be making yo mama do.

Various subtypes of cummingtonite can be found in our planet's natural resources. For the lonely population, cummingtonite can be achieved through the ancient art of masturbation. The rarer form of cummingtonite, that achieved with a lady friend, is achieved only by a certain subset of the population. To achieve this latter, mutual form of cummingtonite, one must first engage in a routine of personal hygiene, enter employment, and attain a certain level of charisma.

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