Socializing

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Socializing (c. 298,000 BC – 2020 AD), or in Commonwealth English socialising, was an ancient fundamental human activity in which humans interacted and engaged with one another in a communal environment. Socializing was essential for survival. A child's first social environment was typically their household, where they socialized with their parents, which socially taught the child human cooperation, bonding, emotional attachments, racism, sexism, and homophobia, and socially taught the parent antinatalism. A child's secondary social environment was typically in a school, where students are introduced to more complex relationships, power dynamics, sexual capitalism, judging coolness based on who gets armpit hair first, suicidal thoughts, as well as algebra. (Please note that suicidal thoughts should not be taken lightly. Take a look at this: HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick)

As boys approached becoming men and girls approached becoming older girls, the normal among them began entering romantic relationships ()—a form of romantic socializing—which led to one of the following outcomes:

  • neither marriage () nor sex ()
  • absence of marriage () but presence of sex ()
  • presence of marriage () but absence of sex ()
  • presence of both marriage () and sex ()

The outcomes may be simplified by excluding , as it has no effect on the resultant outcome .

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Survival advantage[edit | edit source]

Death[edit | edit source]

In 2020, socializing sadly passed away due to multiple factors, shown in the below definition.

  1. Let be COVID-19 invading the globe.
  2. Let represent social isolation.
  3. Define as the state of socialization.
  4. Let represent TikTok popularity.

The transformation can be represented as:

Thus, it follows that: